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Chapter 84 The Tomb of the Traveler

The old Deadpool continued to lead the way, "I don't like that boy Bruce, because he is always mysterious and pretending to be superior, and says things that no one can understand."

"But Bruce did change many tragedies and saved many people. For example, he went to Iraq to save Tony Stark, helped Iron Man defeat Iron Overlord, and also saved Quicksilver when we fought Ultron. He was always able to

At the most critical moment, we stood up to reverse the situation and help everyone achieve the final victory."

"Bruce also saved my Uncle Ben, but he killed Norman, and... Harry." Peter Parker's voice suddenly became a little low, "If I had persisted a little longer, maybe Harry could have been saved."

…”

"Don't think about those messy things, Parker, those things are in the past." Old Deadpool comforted Peter Parker, "So, even though that kid always likes to show off, everyone tolerates it, because he really helped everyone.

A lot of work."

The old Deadpool waved the dog-leg knife in his hand for the last time and pushed aside the weeds blocking the road in front of them. In front of them was an open area with no trees around and only a layer of calf-high weeds growing on the ground.

"Well, that's right, have you seen that big stone?" Old Deadpool suddenly said proudly, "In order to fit the name Bruce, I specially chose a big black stone as a tombstone and painted a

I use a little bat as a mark, I’m really a genius.”

"Only the devils in hell can appreciate your artistic ability." Li Jie complained unceremoniously, "After you signed a cheating list with someone after marriage, your last artistic ability disappeared."

"Do you want to die, man!" The old deadpool covered Li Jie's mouth, pulled him aside and said carefully, "Warda is very sensitive about her mother, you must not provoke her, understand?

"

"Your little daughter has been looking pretty in the mirror, Wade." Peter Parker patted his old friend on the shoulder.

"Anyway, Bruce's tomb is under that big rock. The physical work has to be done by you young people, including you, Parker."

"Hell, I hope you won't say that I don't respect the elderly and care for the young..." Peter Parker muttered in a low voice, and then looked at the Deadpool sisters.

"Gentlemanly! Gentlemanly!"

With one arm raised high and fingertips pointed at the top of the head, the Deadpool sisters stood shoulder to shoulder and made a "love" gesture towards Peter Parker.

"Why are you looking at me? How can an employer do the work himself?" Li Jie put his hands behind his back, thought for a moment and threw his umbrella to Peter Parker.

The umbrella twisted in mid-air, and when Peter Parker caught it, he found that the umbrella had turned into a shovel.

"Come on." Li Jie cheered.

Peter Parker rolled his eyes speechlessly and followed him just to dig graves as a coolie?

But he didn’t recruit anyone, so dig him!

Bang Chi Bang Chi...

Halfway through digging, Peter Parker suddenly looked up. He just seemed to smell a very fragrant smell, just like the smell of barbecue!

Turning around suddenly, Peter Parker saw such a scene.

Sunshine, beach, parasols, and beach volleyball net.

Li Jie, as well as Deadpool and his daughter all changed their outfits, wearing red and green short-sleeved beach clothes and sexy bikinis.

Deadpool was lowering his head to barbecue, while his two daughters were playing beach volleyball next to him. Li Jie was lying on a beach chair wearing sunglasses, sipping juice while enjoying the sunbathe, his eyes staring straight at something.

.

Hey! I worked so hard digging the grave! But you are having a beach party in the back?

"No, that's not the point! Where's the beach party from?" Peter Parker shook off the dirt and gravel all over his body and angrily walked towards Lee...Deadpool.

But as soon as his front feet stepped on the beach, Peter Parker's clothes turned into a pair of blue-green patterned beach shorts, revealing the strong muscles of Peter Parker's upper body.

"wdf?" Peter Parker rubbed his eyes, wondering if he had fallen into some kind of hallucination.

"Hey Parker! Come try Deadpool's big hot sausage!"

Deadpool is now rejuvenated just like Peter Parker. Not only that, Li Jie also cured his toad-like skin and appearance, but this guy doesn't know what kind of madness he has, and his face is still the same

Wearing a red and black Deadpool hood.

"So this is the reason why you left me there digging my grave, but you came here to attend the beach party?" Peter Parker asked Deadpool angrily.

"My dear Li Jie calls this a graveyard dance, and I think it's very appropriate." Deadpool smiled happily, "It's been many years, but we two old men haven't spent a vacation together like this for a long time."

Deadpool was not at all curious about Li Jie's ability. He dug a dead man's grave in exchange for rejuvenating himself and Peter Parker. This deal was a good deal no matter how you looked at it.

"Okay...you're right."

Having been with Deadpool for so long, even though I really don’t want to admit it, Peter Parker’s character has indeed changed a lot compared to when he was young. To put it simply, in this universe, Peter Parker’s moral integrity has changed rapidly.

Into the shape of Deadpool.

"Have you finished digging Bruce's grave?" Li Jie stood up from the beach chair and threw a can of iced Wangzai milk to Peter Parker.

"Milk?!" Peter Parker was a little confused.

"In my eyes, you will always be a child, Peter." After saying this, Li Jie walked to the coffin of the time traveler, squatted down and didn't know what he was doing.

"Parker, do you think that guy's tone of voice sounds like your uncle? I'm serious, I'm not kidding."

"Fuck your mouth, or I'll stuff that sausage into your mouth!"

"I look forward to this." Deadpool's eyes lit up when he heard this.

Li Jie squatted in front of the grave of this fellow time traveler, lowering his head and sipping the juice. Now that he had found his grave, the information shield set by someone had naturally disappeared.

"What this guy did is really stupid..."

Bruce Wayne, a time traveler like Li Jie, brought with him a system and what he considered to be a "plot prophet", but in the end he foolishly chose to follow the plot exclusively. Everything he did had a negative impact on the "plot"

"It's just a trivial matter.

This guy didn't understand the nature of the world at all. Everything he did seemed crucial, but it didn't deviate from the original scope of the "plot" at all.

How to describe this feeling? The feeling that this time traveler gave Li Jie was that he relied on his familiarity with the plot to give himself predictions everywhere, and then saved some people he wanted to save, and killed those who were originally in the plot.

The villain should be dead, so that the fate of these "main characters" is exactly the same as the original "plot", except for making some trivial changes and trying to find ways to use their own prophets to maximize their own interests.

Li Jie did not continue to spoil it for himself. He wanted to hear Deadpool's emotional explanation.
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