"You are Bruce Wayne! You are Bat-Man!" Old Deadpool pointed at Li Jie and shouted in a particularly exaggerated manner.

"You just have dementia and mistakenly recognized the person, Wade." Li Jie straightened his tie, "You are talking about the Gotham idol, and his family name is Batman."

In a simple conversation, the old Deadpool showed his ability to break the fourth wall.

"But you are dressed in black just like him!" Old Deadpool retorted, "I have Alzheimer's disease, but I'm not stupid. You are the guy who calls himself Bruce Wayne, and you look as dark as him!"

"I told you that you recognized the wrong person." Li Jie unbuttoned his shirt, then pulled it with both hands, revealing the bright red "s" logo inside, "i'm superman!"

"Hey, man, don't you think you're such a dick?" After saying that, the old Deadpool raised his middle finger contemptuously at Li Jie, "The setting of changing clothes in a phone booth is simply terrible!"

"Hmm...wait a minute, if you take a closer look, there seems to be something different. You are much more handsome than that pirate boy, and my daughter just said you are an excellent plastic surgeon?" The old Deadpool looked at Li Jie with bright eyes.

Li Jie smiled slightly, "You know Wade, there is no free lunch in this world. I can help you with a small plastic surgery, but you need to do one thing for me."

"What nonsense are you talking about? Old Deadpool is a living legendary mercenary!" Old Deadpool patted his chest hard, then bent down and coughed twice, "Ahem! If it doesn't work, you can find two of my

Daughter, they can also help, cough cough cough cough!"

"Don't blame us for your troubles, you bad old man." Varda rolled her eyes and said with disdain.

"You unfilial daughter!"

"I have no father!" Varda Wilson raised her middle finger at the old Deadpool, "Unless you tell me the whereabouts of your mother, I will send you to a nursing home!"

"I agree." Old Parker next to him raised his hands in agreement. "There are many high-quality single women there. Maybe next year you will have more brothers or sisters."

"Then it's better not to do it." Varda Wilson curled her lips, "I don't want another person to compete with me for the title of Deadpool."

"It's the Deadpool gang now, my stupid sister." Ellie complained nonchalantly.

"Okay! You all shut up and be quiet!" Old Deadpool suddenly shouted, "You will delay my plastic surgery. As a big star, my schedule is very full!"

"Full? You mean you sleep until you wake up naturally every day, and then do nothing but brag and play games?" Old Parker complained mercilessly.

"Doctor, if you want Old Deadpool to help, you have to pay a deposit first." Old Deadpool rubbed his hands, not hiding his desire to have sex for free.

"Of course." Li Jie raised his right hand, and his palm exuded a soft light like holy light.

"Comeon! baby! I'm ready!" Old Deadpool shouted excitedly.

Li Jie squinted his eyes and smiled, the holy light in his palm condensed into a ball, and then shot towards the old Deadpool...and the old Parker next to him.

The holy light spread to Old Parker's whole body, bringing about a transformation like a rebirth. His back was no longer sore, his legs were no longer painful, and his fallen teeth and hair had grown back. He was eighteen years old again and became

Got a handsome and charming young man!

"This is incredible! Man!" Peter Parker looked at his muscular arms in disbelief. Then he lifted the clothes off his stomach, and his eight-pack abs were clearly visible.

"Wow~" The eyes of the Deadpool sisters on the side widened. In this world full of cyberpunk atmosphere, this is the first time they have seen natural eight-pack abs in their lives.

"Hey! Man! Hey!" Old Deadpool yelled like a monkey, "You missed the shot! Old Deadpool is obviously sexier than Spider-Man!"

"Wait! I get it! You did it on purpose! You're a Spider-Man fan!"

I’m a fan of you! I’m Spider-Man’s biological uncle!

"I know what kind of person you are, Wade, you are more arrogant than the cunning fox." Li Jie curled his lips, "If you want to enjoy rejuvenation, then take me to find Bruce Wayne."

Li Jie pointed the tip of his umbrella at the old Deadpool, "I can also make your heart beat again. You know what I mean, hell and earth."

"Okay, you convinced me, man." Old Deadpool honestly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender, "Your words hit my weak point, I will take you to find Bat-Man's grave."

"I'm going to bring a stereo because that pirate boy is a self-righteous bastard."

…

In the remote suburbs of New York, the old Deadpool took everyone to a place that had been completely abandoned. According to Peter Parker's memories, this place used to be a wealthy area in the suburbs, but in today's era of capital dominance and energy shortage, it is no longer possible.

Living in the countryside was not a good idea, so it was naturally abandoned.

Following the footsteps of the old deadpool, a group of five people walked in the wilderness. Li Jie did not use the ability to teleport. He looked like he was traveling on the road, holding a camera in his hand.

.

"Bruce, or the guy who calls himself Flatman, is really a very stubborn person. How do you call that word? Yes, stubborn!" The old Deadpool muttered to Li Jie.

Lead the way, because this place has been abandoned for a long time, and the road has long been overgrown with weeds. "Because that guy is a guy who likes to talk with his fists, and he is fierce all day long, so I don't like him very much, and this guy never

He doesn’t talk to me, but I always feel like he understands what I mean.”

When the old Deadpool said this, he glanced at Li Jie and said, "Just like you, you can understand what I said, right?"

"Continue telling your story, old Deadpool." Li Jie ignored him at all.

The old Deadpool shrugged his shoulders and used the dog-leg knife in his hand to split the thorn bushes in front of him. "Continue to say, Bruce's force is very strong, and it improves very quickly, just like upgrading in a game."

"Bruce's ability is very special. Have you ever watched Japanese animation and Chinese animation from the last century? Bruce can use various abilities of those animated characters, such as ninjutsu, eight magical skills, devil fruits, railguns, etc.

." The old Deadpool suddenly slapped his head, "By the way! I even saw Bruce use an ex curry stick once! That move directly destroyed half of Hell's Kitchen!"

"Yes, regarding this, I can testify to old Wade that what he said is true." Peter Parker added next to him, "I still remember that when I first met Bruce, he was very enthusiastic.

, as if he is very familiar with me, but I have no impression of him at all."

Peter Parker spread his hands and continued, "Bruce never shows mercy to his enemies. He killed Kingpin, Vulture, Doctor Octopus, and many super villains. He also likes to give those people nicknames, such as

Guan Jin is called the 'head of Xinshou Village'."

"Don't interrupt!" Old Deadpool slapped Peter Parker's butt dissatisfiedly, "It feels good, ahem! Where did we talk just now?"

"Oh yes, Japanese animation! Bruce can use the abilities and weapons of those animated characters. I am very sure of this. Smart people including Iron Man and Mister Fantastic can confirm that Bruce can use the skills of those animated characters.

.”

"But every time Bruce denied it, saying that those were his family's secret skills, and there were all kinds of excuses."

"But it's actually nothing. Everyone has their own little secrets and needs their own private space. For example, Colossus is actually gay, and Black Widow is only eleven years younger than Captain America!"

"So even though Bruce's reasons sounded lame, we still chose to accept him. Even Iron Man and the others helped Bruce cover up his lies more than once. But every time I see that guy convincing everyone with lame reasons, a smug look appears on his face.

When he looks like that, I always want to punch him in the face."

Hearing this, Li Jie suddenly chuckled. He always felt that these people were coaxing the time traveler like children. What is this? Is it the unique gentleness of superheroes?

"It seems that pirate boy has helped you a lot." Li Jie said.

"Indeed, he has indeed helped the Avengers and the X-Men a lot, but sometimes he is so nagging, always mumbling about Thanos, the Ziritas, Ultron and the like, and we don't listen at all.

Understand what he is talking about."

Li Jie glanced at the old Deadpool, and he could tell that the so-called "breaking the fourth wall" ability of the old Deadpool was passive and could only be activated when "the plot required", and the old Deadpool himself was completely unaware of it.
Chapter completed!