1What is your name?

Niannian: (squints eyes and smiles) Talking about Nianjing

Mr. Gu: (expressionless) Gu Yanchen

2.What is your gender?

Niannian: (Frowning) Do you still need to answer this kind of question?

Author's mother: (whispering) I'm not a transvestite, so what are you afraid of?!

Niannian: (raises eyebrows) What did you just say?

Author's mother: (wiping sweat) It's nothing, it's nothing, you heard wrong...

Young Master Gu: (Glancing at Niannian with a smile in his eyes) She knows best.

3.What is your personality?

Niannian: (shrugged out of boredom) Don’t you have a more normal question?!

Author's mother: (dry laughter) Haha, haha.

Mr. Gu: (laughing more and more meaningfully) It seems that some people say that I am a sinister person.

Niannian: (Pouts) Why don’t you just say that it’s me who said “there seems to be someone”...

Author’s mother: What about Nian Nian?

Niannian: It’s a little fox, right?

The author's mother:...Is this a reflection?

4. What do you think the other person’s personality is?

Young Master Gu: (with a deep look in his eyes) Queen, I think everyone understands the reason.

The author’s mother: (ws with a smile on her face) Haha, need I say this?

Niannian: (cursing) Why do you feel weird?

Nian Nian: (frowning) He - shady, obscene, shameless...

Mr. Gu: (with a gentle smile) Baby, are you praising me?

Niannian: One more thing - shameless!

Mr. Gu: Wife, praise me again when you get home.

Niannian:...get out!

The author’s mother: I seem to have seen something...

5. When did they first meet? Where?

Niannian: 217 Field Reconnaissance Unit!

Mr. Gu: Nine years ago, 217 Field Reconnaissance Unit!

Niannian: Has it been nine years?

Mr. Gu: Well. When I first saw you, I wanted to conquer you, and then...

Nian Nian: Rogue!

Mr. Gu: (meaningful smile) Only for you.

The author’s own mother: Why do these two horses come into estrus anytime and anywhere?

Nian Nian, Young Master Gu: (Glancing disdainfully) The light bulb doesn’t explain.

6. So how did we meet?

Niannian: He is the captain of the 217 Field Reconnaissance Unit.

Mr. Gu: I know him from the team.

The author’s mother: Isn’t there something for everyone to enjoy?

Nian Nian, Young Master Gu: (all in unison) It was too early at that time.

7.What is your first impression of the other person?

Mr. Gu: incompetent, beautiful, stubborn

Nian Nian: deep.

Author's mother: So it turns out that Young Master Gu was already ready to make a move...

8.What do you like about the other person?

Nian Nian: (squinting) Face, body...

Gu Shao: Many people fall in love out of desire, but I desire her out of love, her appearance, character, everything.

The author’s mother: What a naked answer!

Niannian: Actually, there is no reason to like her.

Mr. Gu: (laughing with satisfaction) Same as above +10086

9.What do you dislike about the other person?

Mr. Gu: (raises eyebrows) Are you trying to sow discord between our husband and wife?

Author's mother: (sweat) Just pretend I didn't say hello——

Niannian: There is no end to the obscenity!

Author's mother:...I didn't hear anything!

10. Do you think the two of you are compatible?

Mr. Gu: Well, of course.

Niannian: Yes, I must.

11.How to address each other?

Nian Nian: Yanchen, Gu Yanchen.

Mr. Gu: Nian Nian, Sha Bao, baby, dear, wife...

Niannian: (frowning) Don’t be so stupid!

The author’s mother: (envious) It’s so disgusting!

12.What would you like to be called?

Nian Nian: Nian Nian.

Mr. Gu: Husband, dear...

Niannian: (looking at him sideways) Do you really want to hear it?

Author's mother: Well, you should go home and discuss this issue that is not suitable for children!

13. If you were to describe the other person as an animal, what kind of animal would it be?

Mr. Gu: Well, how about a wild cat, or a little fox? Lazy and cunning.

Nian Nian: The elegant black panther, or the sinister big-tailed wolf...

14. If you wanted to give someone a gift, what would it be?

Mr. Gu: I want to wear ribbons and bows and wait for my Nian Nian on the bed.

Nian Nian: (gnashing teeth) Don’t think about it for the rest of your life!

Mr. Gu: Oh, no, I’m looking forward to it.

Nian Nian: (gritting teeth) Say it again?!

Mr. Gu: I want to wear ribbons and bows and wait for my Niannian on the bed. Niannian, will you satisfy me?

Nian Nian:...a week.

Author’s mother:???

Mr. Gu: Well, I just thought about it, but I still hope that my dream will come true.

Author’s mother:???

Nian Nian:...Two weeks.

Mr. Gu: Forget it. I understand. (Turns around) Hey - who is that - next question.

Author's mother: (Speaking righteously) Oh. But before that, I want to know the meaning of the conversation just now.

Niannian:……

Mr. Gu: Why do you care so much? Next question!

The author's mother:...(Turning her head and shrugging her shoulders)
To be continued...