Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 1 optional(2/3)
Nian Nian:...Three...
Mr. Gu: Days when you can’t do it!! Next question!
15.What gift do you hope to receive from the other party?
Niannian: Nothing special...
Mr. Gu: Please see the answer to the previous question =_=
The author’s mother: (sympathetically) I don’t think it’s possible!
Niannian: What is that look in your eyes?
Mr. Gu: (pursed his lips) I’m looking forward to it.
16. Do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party? What kind of dissatisfaction is it?
Mr. Gu: He is so stubborn that it makes people feel distressed.
Nian Nian: Don’t be so obscene.
The author’s mother: Isn’t it true that Mr. Gu looks so good!
Young Master Gu: (raises eyebrow) It’s necessary.
Niannian: (blushing)...
The author’s mother: (happily) Tell me, tell me!
Nian Nian: Next question.
17.What do you do in your free time?
Nian Nian: Read books, travel, bully him...
Mr. Gu: I miss her, I want her.
Niannian:……
Author's mother: Well, is Niannian blushing?
Niannian: Shut up!
18.What are the other person’s hobbies?
Mr. Gu:......
Niannian: (raising eyebrows)...
Author's mother: I am powerless...otl...
19. What is your problem?
Niannian: (signature squinting smile) What do you think?
Mr. Gu: (meaningful smile) As long as it’s perfect in Nian Nian’s eyes.
Author’s mother: Can’t you answer the questions properly?!
20.What do you hate about the other person?
Nian Nian: (turning to look at someone) Do you have to give examples one by one?
Mr. Gu: She didn’t cooperate in h, but everyone else liked it.
Niannian: Humph!
Author's mother: Huh? Excuse me...
Nian Nian, Young Master Gu turned around and smiled brightly: Huh? What did you say?
Author's mother: Ah, look at the bright sunshine outside the window!
21. What would you do to make the other person angry?
Niannian: Well...
Author’s mother: For example?
Niannian: Getting too close to other men...
Author's mother: (sweat) I didn't expect you, Mr. Gu, to be so jealous...
Young Master Gu: (Shrugging senselessly) This can prove that I care about her.
Author's mother: (Waterfall Khan) These two...
22.What is the relationship between the two of them so far?
Nian Nian: Legal relationship.
Author's mother: (Laughs) How is this legal?
Mr. Gu: Husband and wife.
The author’s mother: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I thought I would hear a ridiculous answer!
Niannian:(#‵′)convex
23. Where did the two of them go on their first date?
Niannian: Dating? I don’t remember.
Mr. Gu: Playground.
Niannian: Too many times!
Author’s mother:……
24. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?
Mr. Gu: Very angry.
Author’s mother: Huh?
Mr. Gu: She got injured during training but didn’t tell me. It’s a typical example of her not being able to take care of herself!
Niannian: You didn’t ask...
Mr. Gu: Wife, I like it best when you take the initiative!
Niannian: Well, later he went to the infirmary to look for medicine, and I was almost caught by the inspector!
Author’s mother: (silent——)
Mr. Gu: Fortunately, this little thing is cunning!
Niannian: Shut up!
Mr. Gu: Later, she lay in the dormitory for three days, and I took care of the guy who accidentally injured her!
Niannian: Aren’t you afraid of being punished?
Mr. Gu: It’s okay for you.
Niannian: (whispering) Why are you so nice to me...
25. How far has it progressed at that time?
Mr. Gu: I feel helpless and heartbroken about her hiding it.
Niannian: Uh-huh!
Author’s mother: Then?
Mr. Gu: Punished her severely!
Niannian: Uh-huh——
Author’s mother: Specifically?
Mr. Gu: Guess...
Niannian: Humph!
Author's mother: Oh, is it xxoo?
Niannian: No!
26. Where do you usually go for dates?
Mr. Gu: As long as she is here, it will be fine anywhere.
Niannian: Well, the army.
The author’s mother: It’s so unromantic ╮(╯▽╰)╭
Mr. Gu: (expressionless) Do you think we will tell you?
Author's mother: Can't you give me a chance to fantasize?t_t
27. What will you do on your partner’s birthday?
Mr. Gu: Give her a gift.
To be continued...