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Special episode: 100 questions about sex between husband and wife, 1 optional(2/3)

Nian Nian:...Three...

Mr. Gu: Days when you can’t do it!! Next question!

15.What gift do you hope to receive from the other party?

Niannian: Nothing special...

Mr. Gu: Please see the answer to the previous question =_=

The author’s mother: (sympathetically) I don’t think it’s possible!

Niannian: What is that look in your eyes?

Mr. Gu: (pursed his lips) I’m looking forward to it.

16. Do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party? What kind of dissatisfaction is it?

Mr. Gu: He is so stubborn that it makes people feel distressed.

Nian Nian: Don’t be so obscene.

The author’s mother: Isn’t it true that Mr. Gu looks so good!

Young Master Gu: (raises eyebrow) It’s necessary.

Niannian: (blushing)...

The author’s mother: (happily) Tell me, tell me!

Nian Nian: Next question.

17.What do you do in your free time?

Nian Nian: Read books, travel, bully him...

Mr. Gu: I miss her, I want her.

Niannian:……

Author's mother: Well, is Niannian blushing?

Niannian: Shut up!

18.What are the other person’s hobbies?

Mr. Gu:......

Niannian: (raising eyebrows)...

Author's mother: I am powerless...otl...

19. What is your problem?

Niannian: (signature squinting smile) What do you think?

Mr. Gu: (meaningful smile) As long as it’s perfect in Nian Nian’s eyes.

Author’s mother: Can’t you answer the questions properly?!

20.What do you hate about the other person?

Nian Nian: (turning to look at someone) Do you have to give examples one by one?

Mr. Gu: She didn’t cooperate in h, but everyone else liked it.

Niannian: Humph!

Author's mother: Huh? Excuse me...

Nian Nian, Young Master Gu turned around and smiled brightly: Huh? What did you say?

Author's mother: Ah, look at the bright sunshine outside the window!

21. What would you do to make the other person angry?

Niannian: Well...

Author’s mother: For example?

Niannian: Getting too close to other men...

Author's mother: (sweat) I didn't expect you, Mr. Gu, to be so jealous...

Young Master Gu: (Shrugging senselessly) This can prove that I care about her.

Author's mother: (Waterfall Khan) These two...

22.What is the relationship between the two of them so far?

Nian Nian: Legal relationship.

Author's mother: (Laughs) How is this legal?

Mr. Gu: Husband and wife.

The author’s mother: ╮(╯▽╰)╭I thought I would hear a ridiculous answer!

Niannian:(#‵′)convex

23. Where did the two of them go on their first date?

Niannian: Dating? I don’t remember.

Mr. Gu: Playground.

Niannian: Too many times!

Author’s mother:……

24. What was the atmosphere between the two of them at that time?

Mr. Gu: Very angry.

Author’s mother: Huh?

Mr. Gu: She got injured during training but didn’t tell me. It’s a typical example of her not being able to take care of herself!

Niannian: You didn’t ask...

Mr. Gu: Wife, I like it best when you take the initiative!

Niannian: Well, later he went to the infirmary to look for medicine, and I was almost caught by the inspector!

Author’s mother: (silent——)

Mr. Gu: Fortunately, this little thing is cunning!

Niannian: Shut up!

Mr. Gu: Later, she lay in the dormitory for three days, and I took care of the guy who accidentally injured her!

Niannian: Aren’t you afraid of being punished?

Mr. Gu: It’s okay for you.

Niannian: (whispering) Why are you so nice to me...

25. How far has it progressed at that time?

Mr. Gu: I feel helpless and heartbroken about her hiding it.

Niannian: Uh-huh!

Author’s mother: Then?

Mr. Gu: Punished her severely!

Niannian: Uh-huh——

Author’s mother: Specifically?

Mr. Gu: Guess...

Niannian: Humph!

Author's mother: Oh, is it xxoo?

Niannian: No!

26. Where do you usually go for dates?

Mr. Gu: As long as she is here, it will be fine anywhere.

Niannian: Well, the army.

The author’s mother: It’s so unromantic ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Mr. Gu: (expressionless) Do you think we will tell you?

Author's mother: Can't you give me a chance to fantasize?t_t

27. What will you do on your partner’s birthday?

Mr. Gu: Give her a gift.
To be continued...
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