Chapter 37: Dumb Girl: Lu Zhe, you really deserve to die!(1/3)
Chapter 37 Dumb Girl: Lu Zhe, you really deserve to die!
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"I ride on a horse..."
"I feel numb..."
The little girl struggled to get up.
Messy hairstyle and a big O-shaped mouth!
Lu Zhe was dumbfounded as he enjoyed the immersive singing!
Everyone is confused!
Thinking back to a minute ago, I was so free and easy that I took out a piece of cake to give this guy a gift?!
This...this is the song I spent 10 yuan to laugh at myself?
Gan!
Lu Zhe!
This kid is really not a human being!!!
Fans in the live broadcast room saw the dumb girl falling off her chair in shock.
Everyone was stunned, and the live broadcast room was completely bursting with laughter~
“Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!”
"History is always surprisingly similar. Sister Zhou is confused, and the little girl is also completely confused!!!"
"Is this something that carbon-based organisms can do???"
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha~ You are a real hammer on the abstract emperor's horse, and you have made a fortune by laughing!"
"Have you finally understood Zhou Shuyi's mood at that time? Hahaha~~Can you bear this horse riding??"
"I spent 10,000 yuan to buy a song that mocks myself for A?! Hahahahaha, help! I'm laughing so hard!!!"
"This is a great job~ Hahaha~ The old woman can give me a hammer~"
"..."
Lu Zhe faced the dumb girl's shock and the laughter that filled the screen, but he still didn't care.
Immerse yourself in your own world.
The song I sang is "Peace" adapted from "Courage" by Liang Jingru!
The melody is the same, but the lyrics have completely changed~
"Taiping" focuses on a funny atmosphere, but fortunately Lu Zhe's singing skills are top-notch.
"Wearing a suspender belt is still very innocent~"
"I believe that the longest distance is from A to G~"
"I suspect it's inherited from my father~"
"My breasts have always been the laughing stock of everyone~"
"Say that my boyfriend absolutely has true feelings for me~"
The next second.
The silly little girl’s beautiful eyes suddenly widened!
After being stunned for a few seconds...
If the amount of cum that comes out of your mouth is so high, it will spurt three feet away and three feet high!
"Lu Zhe, I beep beep beep, you beep beep beep, how can you do this to me?"
The original cute and cute image disappeared without a trace again!
Inherited from father???
The little sister Dai feels that she has received unprecedented humiliation from A!
IQ has received an unprecedented strong impact!
"Fuck!"
"What do you mean, push?"
After scolding, he looked down at A!
Old A, old A!
I put on a small suspender belt specially to show off your charm!
The little girl has the urge to feel guilty for crying over A!
"Who is the laughing stock of A?"
"Don't laugh!"
"You are not allowed to laugh!!"
I was so angry that my mouth was filled with fragrance.
I was immediately depressed!
The audience in the live broadcast room burst into laughter and exploded.
"Ahahahahahaha~ I'm so anxious, she's so anxious!!!"
"The lyrics are so talented!!! Make me laugh and get rich! Hahaha~"
"It's so funny~ Just ask if you don't understand, do you believe that this old woman really has an A?"
"Hey~ Damn it! No way, you don't even have an A? That's really peaceful, right!!!"
"Damn it, is this Princess Taiping???"
"Fuck~ God stepped on the horse and Princess Taiping! Awesome!"
"Wenhua Yin, if you can speak, speak more! This name is elegant~~You will be a scholar when you hear it~"
"Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~"
"Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~Princess Taiping~"
"..."
The song here is not finished yet.
All the wicked fans in the live broadcast room began to binge-watch "Princess Taiping".
The little girl looked at the "Princess Taiping" filling the screen like an overwhelming force!
Her little face was as red as pig liver, and she clenched her back molars...
Lu Zhe followed the plaintive and melodious rhythm and sang affectionately~
"Oh~~I really need to go to G~"
"Even if it's going to be bumping around~"
"I would rather the T-shirt pattern is deformed~"
"You don't have to squeeze the ditch~"
"Regardless of promotion or salary increase~"
"They say I rely on my true strength~"
"I have to wait a week for the breast pads to dry. Taking a shower with my boyfriend is like..."
"Brothers Haier!!!"
The beautiful eyes widened, the dark pupils kept shrinking, the pale pink cherry mouth trembled slightly, looking at Lu Zhe in disbelief!!!
His eyes were filled with confusion, shock, innocence, and disbelief!!!
My mind is filled with Lu Zhe’s words “Haier Brothers”!
Time seems to have stopped...
A few seconds later!
The silly little girl transformed like the Hulk and exploded directly!
Mom, I can’t bear it anymore!!!
No!
The silly little girl who is a famous internet celebrity is as angry as a monkey with her butt reddened!!!
He jumped up and slapped the table in shock, shouting loudly:
"You...you..."
To be continued...