Chapter 37: Dumb Girl: Lu Zhe, you really deserve to die!(2/3)
"You...shameless!!!"
"You are Brother Haier!"
"You! The whole! Family! Hai! Er! Brother! Brother!!!"
Lu Zhe became even more excited when he heard the screams of the stupid little girl breaking his guard!
In my mind are all the various notification sounds collected by the system after the little girl broke through the defense!
[Gain 9999 emotional points from the silly girl!]
[Gain 9999 emotional points from the silly girl!]
[Gain 9999 emotional points from the silly girl!]
[Gain 388 emotional points from ordinary viewers!]
[Gain 422 emotional points from ordinary viewers!]
【......】
Just when the little girl was furious.
A strange scene of connecting microphones occurred in the live broadcast room.
On one side, Lu Zhe even stretched out his hand, pointed in front of Dai Xiaomei, facing A, and sang affectionately~
On the other side, the stupid girl was as angry as a monkey, jumping up and down~
The reddened face the color of pig liver makes me dumbfounded.
He stuttered and pointed at Lu Zhe, unable to say a complete sentence:
"You...you..."
Until Lu Zhe quietly sang the whole song.
The little girl is numb~
One hand pinches one's own person,
Pointing weakly at Lu Zhe with one hand, he patted himself again and asked A, as angry as silk:
"Lu Zhe!"
"Tell the truth!"
"Do you look down on it???"
Looking at the stupid girl, she was so angry that she was confused and incoherent.
Lu Zhe immediately stopped, covered his mouth, and laughed convulsively for more than half a minute.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
"You are so ridiculous!!!"
The silly little girl has a sullen face, a little ferocious!
Suddenly, a scene of the ferocious madness of my second brother Zhou Shuyi appeared in my mind!
"Fuck!"
The clown is myself???
Lu Zhe asked knowingly:
"What's your name? Does it sound unpleasant or dissatisfying?"
The little girl is speechless. It doesn’t sound good~ In fact, this song is really good!
But, is this something unpleasant?
This is a matter of dignity for A!!!
"It sounds good..."
"But what do your lyrics... mean?"
Lu Zhe shrugged and said with a smile:
"The word fairness, I and you each have one share!!!"
"My lyrics focus on realism~"
"I have to be responsible for the veterans in my anchor room, adhere to the principle of truthfulness, and never engage in fraud!"
"Children are innocent~~~"
After hearing this, the little girl went crazy:
"You are such a piece of shit!"
"I am absolutely genuine about A!"
"And it's not just A, okay!!!"
"Change the lyrics for me...well...at least, at least it has to be a B jump!"
Lu Zhe's face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, and he looked at the little girl who was stunned.
Youyou, a little embarrassed, said:
"It's not good~ This is the result of my visual inspection, unless you come up with more powerful proof!!!"
The silly little girl: "..."
I rolled my eyes speechlessly~
"I can't possibly let you test it in person!!!"
"Although we live close enough~"
When Lu Zhe heard this, he lowered his head and smiled, then raised his eyes to look at the silly little girl:
"Alas~ If I don't go to hell, who will?"
"I am willing to sacrifice my eyes!"
The little girl's eyes widened, she quickly covered her face and yelled:
"Bah~ You think it's quite beautiful~"
Lu Zhe smiled, shrugged and said:
"Tsk tsk tsk~"
"If one day a man is no longer interested in you..."
"It only shows that you really have no femininity at all~~~Sigh~"
When the little girl heard this, there was surprise on her face:
"So~ I am very feminine to you??"
Lu Zhe's mouth twitched a few times, feeling helpless to explain.
"No no no!"
"I just want to prove how young you are!"
"Hey~ we can both cosplay as Haier brothers~~"
The little girl was so angry that she rolled her eyes in front of everyone.
When she thought about the connotation of "Haier Brothers", her mind went blank.
Suffered an unprecedented severe impact!
Three views were smashed to pieces!
Even...I feel like crying for no reason, I feel very wronged!
How dare you take advantage of me!
You are "lying on your stomach and practicing a virtue" again,
And the "Haier Brothers", you, they don't respect martial ethics!
Seeing this scene, especially seeing the unbelievable and aggrieved little girl's expression as she completely broke her guard.
The sand sculpture friends in the live broadcast room are heartbroken and funny at the same time!
"Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
"This...you, how can you do this? After all, the little girl is pretty good-looking. It's a pity that her whole life will be ruined by the anchor~"
"Princess Taiping, please change your life on earth!!! Tsk tsk tsk~"
"It's so cruel and immoral, I can't stand it anymore~~But it's really beautiful~"
"Laughing so hard, do you think Princess Taiping will withdraw from the Internet from now on???"
"Pfft! Hahahahaha~ If Princess Taiping really withdraws from the Internet, she will be famous for eternity~"
To be continued...