Chapter 227 Numb Worrow Wizard: Troublesome! Damn it!(1/3)
Chapter 227 The paralyzed Wizard Volo: Trouble! You bastard! Don’t come here~!
"Do you think I can influence this?"
Ross was also stunned by his little cousin's overbearing online name. Hearing Chandler's sharp remarks, he finally reacted and asked questions about his soul to everyone who had always doubted him before.
"..."
Everyone was speechless.
Although under Chuck's reminder, they gradually discovered Ross's abnormal psychological activities, but compared with little Howard, it seemed like nothing.
Green comes from blue and is better than blue. This is not a transcendental method.
How old is little Howard?
This can only be said to be a gift!
"I made a mistake. My online name is Wizard Wolowitz (in English, the word after his surname Wolowitz sounds very similar to the word wizard)."
Little Howard was caught off guard by Chuck. Seeing that he was about to suffer, he quickly went back to make amends.
"Yeah, yeah."
Chandler couldn't help but complain: "We know that apart from wizard magic, this unscientific physiological phenomenon cannot be explained~"
"..."
Little Howard looked at Chandler with misguided eyes, not following the routine of showing sympathy and pity to him at all, but always making sharp remarks about him, making his teeth itch with hatred.
"My most admired hero is Steven Wigner. In the future I want to be a Rocket Man, the first Jew to ascend to heaven."
Little Howard looked at everyone, especially the three beauties, who were looking at him with increasing disgust, and wanted to make a final struggle: "So sometimes my online name is Rocket Man."
"Don't explain, we can see it."
Chandler patted Howard Jr. on the shoulder and couldn't stop complaining: "Although you are small, your obsession with bigness is no less than Chuck's obsessive-compulsive disorder, but no one can blame you, no one likes you
Where’s the big stuff?”
"..."
Little Howard was totally upset, because to a certain extent, what Chandler complained about was indeed right. For example, in online games, Wizard Volo's favorite female game character is the female troll.
"Hey, big brother, I understand you."
Standing on the other side of little Howard, Joey also reached out and patted little Howard on the shoulder, winking.
"Joy!!!"
Monica shouted.
"Feel sorry."
Joey didn't dare to express the friendliness of the front wave to a 'back wave' anymore, so he gave little Howard a look of 'you asked for it' and ran away.
However, the real-time broadcast of football was heard from his clothes.
Um.
That’s right!
He was still following the football live broadcast during Grandma Monica's funeral.
Although Monica also heard it, she no longer cared about such trivial matters at this moment. She looked at her little cousin with a serious expression: "Howard, go to your mother. She is already very sad now. You don't want her to be more sad.
Bar?"
Little Howard could only sneer and walk back to find his mother.
"Oh, God."
When the shockingly coquettish little cousin walked away, Monica complained to everyone: "What the hell is going on! If this continues, our family will become a joke again."
"Um?"
Ross was immediately struck by the connotation: "What do you mean again?"
"Chuck, what do you think we should do?"
Monica gave Ross a "How dare you ask" look, and then looked at Chuck worriedly.
"Those who are close to red are red and those who are close to ink are dark. He still lacks friends of the same age. Just introduce him to a friend of the same age."
Chuck said.
"Friends of the same age? You mean little Leonard?"
Monica suddenly said: "Little Leonard is indeed a very suitable person to be a friend, and Howard does lack friends. It is also because his aunt is too protective of him..."
"Is this a typical example of innate talent and hard work the day after tomorrow?"
Chandler couldn't help but tease.
"No, I'm talking about Little Sheldon."
Chuck interrupted the natural discussion between the two.
"..."
Everyone looked at Chuck speechlessly.
They have all met Little Leonard and Little Sheldon, and they are extremely impressed by their distinctive personalities. If they choose one to introduce a friend to a child, there is naturally only one choice, and that is Little Leonard. There is no choice.
Young Sheldon's?
Is this to love and protect him?
Or do you hate him?
"Chuck, that's not it, is it?"
Monica smiled bitterly: "Howard is still young, even if he has some bad habits... there is no need to treat him like this."
"You do not trust me?"
Chuck looked at Monica.
"It's not that I don't believe it..."
Monica quickly explained: "It's just that this is a bit weird, I still think little Leonard is more suitable."
"you are wrong."
Chuck said: "Little Sheldon is more suitable for little Howard. If little Leonard is allowed to contact little Howard and let the two of them be friends, the result will only be that little Leonard is taken away by little Howard. The reason is very simple
, children, especially teenagers who are about to enter puberty, are interested in the heart, and have no resistance to little Howard's coquettish and vulgar energy. Only the asexual giant baby Little Sheldon can perfectly resist this coquettish and vulgar energy, and
It can also affect the correction in reverse.”
"It's reasonable and well-founded."
Chandler joked: "But I always feel like you're still making Howard feel uncomfortable."
"you are wrong."
Chuck corrected straightforwardly: "I am mainly making little Sheldon uncomfortable, and making little Howard uncomfortable is just incidental."
Instead of blaming Little Sheldon like before, which embarrassed Little Sheldon, the system had already prompted a double harvest of yin and yang points, but at this moment there was no movement, indicating that little Howard, like little Leonard, had no
The specialness of Little Sheldon.
Therefore, the main purpose of introducing little Howard to little Sheldon was to make little Sheldon uncomfortable.
Thinking of this, Chuck faced everyone's speechless gaze and added: "I will personally introduce them as friends later."
Um.
At that time, Little Sheldon will be able to know who brought Little Howard into his life. As a person who can come in and out of Little Sheldon's blacklist at any time in the future, Little Howard, who is both a friend and an enemy, has the ability to make Little Xie
It's extremely sour and refreshing.
"With a friend like you, little Sheldon's life is truly complete."
Chandler complained.
Everyone looked strange, but their eyes were full of recognition.
Although they didn't have much contact with Little Sheldon, the only contact they had allowed them to quickly grasp the essence of Little Sheldon, which was that he always had a way to make everyone unhappy, but it was hard for others to get along with him.
Calculate.
And since Little Sheldon got to know Chuck and heard "interesting stories" from Little Leonard, they also came to the conclusion that Chuck always had a way to make Little Sheldon unhappy, but Little Sheldon
Still unable to resist.
These are simply two extremes. After a collision, it seems that Little Sheldon's hatefulness has weakened a lot, and he has become "neutral, peaceful and complete".
There is nothing to say about a funeral as a joyful mourning.
In addition to Monica's father, as a son-in-law, he really pushed his style of joy and mourning to the extreme. After discovering that Joey was eavesdropping on the real-time football report, he directly called on others to listen together and exclaimed about the situation on the field from time to time.
Those who didn’t know better thought this was a bar watching football.
"Howard, we need to talk."
To be continued...