Chapter 227 Numb Worrow Wizard: Troublesome! Damn it!(2/3)
Monica and everyone found Howard Jr.
"Can."
Little Howard knew what happened to him, so he put away his obscene behavior and lowered his eyebrows to express his submission. However, he still couldn't help but pointed at Chandler and asked his cousin: "But can you let him go?
open?"
"Hahaha."
Everyone was stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.
"……sure."
Chandler's mouth twitched, and while walking out with an exaggerated pace, he complained: "One me is gone, but there are thousands of me~"
Little Howard watched Chandler leave and felt relieved. He couldn't help it. Chandler's way of refuting him every word was really unbearable to him. Although he guessed that Chandler's last sentence was implying that Cha
Chuck was thousands of times more difficult to deal with than Chandler himself, but he knew the relationship between his cousin and Chuck, as well as Chuck's status, and was too sensible to even ask Chuck to go away.
Otherwise, he felt that there was no need to have this conversation, because he would be considered dead at his cousin's place.
His cousin will definitely not care about him anymore, let alone pay attention to him. This is not the situation he wants.
It’s not that family ties are important, but my cousin Monica’s two best friends are so beautiful and fragrant~
"Howard, you must have very few friends, right?"
Monica glanced at Chuck, and then began to provide psychological counseling to her little cousin.
"Um."
Little Howard stood there politely, showing a wry smile that made people less disgusted: "As you know, I have to wear gloves when I go to school. My mother is afraid that others will infect me with germs. Plus, I have a relatively low IQ.
Gao, where did this friend come from?"
Having said this, he glanced at Ross and said sincerely: "Since I was a kid, maybe my cousin Ross was my only friend."
"..."
Rose's face darkened, and facing the condemning gazes from everyone again, he couldn't help but shouted: "Don't get involved with me, I'm not your friend!!!"
"well."
Little Howard shrugged: "Well, I can finally confirm that I don't have any friends."
"It's so pathetic."
Monica said something emotionally, and then went straight to the point: "Didn't you say that Chuck is your idol? How about asking him to introduce you to a friend?"
"Very good!"
When little Howard heard this, he beamed with joy and showed a lewd smile again: "The reason why I admire Detective Chuck is because he has many friends~"
"Monica, don't do this!"
As best friends, Rachel and Phoebe immediately sensed something was wrong. They grabbed Monica, who was about to get angry, and pulled her away from little Howard.
Little Howard also noticed that something was wrong. He hunched his neck and backed away, running away in both directions. He looked at Monica with an aggrieved face, his eyes full of: "What? You're not allowed to tell the truth anymore?"
The reason why he admired Chuck from beginning to end was because of this.
No matter how his cousin Ross adapted Chuck's story, with his IQ and focus, he easily refined the elements of the story and captured the key point he wanted, which was that Chuck was very capable.
Then after rescuing Amazing Amy in time, the news media bombarded him with all kinds of gossip, and he realized the key point very clearly, that is, Chuck has many beautiful girlfriends!
"what kind of friends?"
Little Howard didn't dare to look at his cousin Monica and looked at Chuck expectantly.
"you will like it."
Chuck said seriously.
"real?"
Little Howard looked forward to it even more: "When are we going?"
"It'll be alright later."
Chuck said, "Whenever you're ready."
"I'm ready."
Little Howard looked like Lu Xiaobu was ready to go to war at any time, and said solemnly.
"good."
Chuck nodded, and together with Monica, drove little Howard away.
"Can I take a photo with you?"
In the car, little Howard felt that everyone was getting closer, so he asked expectantly.
"No, you can't."
Chuck bluntly refused.
"..."
Little Howard twitched the corner of his mouth, and then his face returned to a humble and obscene smile: "Then can I tell others that you are my good friend?"
"Who can you talk to?"
Chuck asked expressionlessly.
"...Tell the friend you will introduce to me later."
Although little Howard has always maintained a low attitude, he still felt deeply uncomfortable when faced with Chuck's overly straightforward words. He really had no friends, and after laughing at himself, he suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart: "By the way, you
The one you introduced to me should be a pretty young lady, right?"
"To most people's aesthetics, he is considered beautiful."
Chuck nodded.
"he?"
Little Howard couldn't hold himself any longer, and his voice couldn't stop rising.
"He is my aunt's son after all."
Monica was sitting in the passenger seat, listening to the change in her little cousin's voice, and couldn't help but laugh.
Her aunt, Mrs. Wolowitz, had a unique and impressive voice.
"Is there any difference between him and her?"
Chuck asked rhetorically.
"..."
Young Howard really wanted to yell: "Why is there no difference?"
But he looked into Chuck's penetrating eyes for a few seconds in the rearview mirror, and suppressed the anger he felt in his heart.
All right.
Thinking about it carefully, although I don't want to admit it, the key point is indeed not the personal pronoun, but whether it is beautiful or not...
The car suddenly became silent.
After a long time, little Howard opened his mouth and weakly tried to close the distance: "You know, in fact, I will also be a scientist in the future."
"Rocket scientist?"
Chuck answered noncommittally.
"...yeah."
After being stunned for a moment, little Howard nodded with a smile on his face: "I like science, although I mainly like mechanical science, but what I admire most are astronauts like Steven Wigner, so I will be a real rocket scientist in the future.
It's perfect indeed! Thank you, Chuck, for setting me on the right path in science."
"That's very good, don't say it again."
Chuck nodded.
"...I'm sorry, what did you say?"
Little Howard was knocked out of the way and couldn't follow Chuck's brain circuit, so he could only look at Chuck with confused eyes.
Didn't you ask me if I wanted to be a rocket scientist?
Then he seemed to understand something, and the corners of his mouth twitched again.
Rocket scientist literally refers to a scientist who studies rockets, but in the United States, it has an extended meaning, which means that one thing requires a very high IQ to do it.
This is a compliment!
But just as any good thing changes its taste when it reaches Chandler's mouth, rocket scientist also has a sense of irony.
At this moment, little Howard realized the meaning of what Chandler said before leaving, "One me is gone, but there are still thousands of me."
"you misunderstood."
To be continued...