Chapter 228 Armed Robot VS Embracing Robot Volo Wizard(1/2)
Chapter 228 Armed Robot VS Hugging Robot, Wizard Volo: No one understands robots better than me!
New Jersey.
Hofstadter House.
Chuck and Monica drove little Howard, who had already retreated, to the door of little Leonard's house and rang the doorbell.
"My express delivery must have arrived! Leonard!"
"What are you doing? It's your courier, not mine!"
"Whose house is this? Who is the host? Who is the guest?"
“I’m also curious about this question!!!”
A childish voice that was arrogant and natural, and a childish voice that was aggrieved, angry and helpless came out.
"Let me guess, the friend you introduced to me must not be named Leonard~"
Little Howard listened to his voice before seeing him, and his rather smart little brain immediately guessed that the person Chuck was going to introduce to him was probably the owner of the arrogant and childish voice.
"You will thank me later."
Chuck said seriously.
That is to say, Director Randy Tischer, who is known as Chandler's best friend, is not here, otherwise he would definitely laugh out loud.
Because this sentence is one of the classic sayings of Detective Amon. The obsessive-compulsive Detective Amon will say this sentence every time he corrects something he dislikes and affects others and is looked at with suspicion.
The fact is that no one will thank him afterwards, except himself.
It can be described as a classic perfunctory statement.
At this time the door opened, and little Leonard and little Sheldon were standing there one behind the other.
"Chuck!"
Little Leonard exclaimed in great surprise.
But little Sheldon couldn't help but take a step back, his eyes full of vigilance: "It's not my express delivery...Why are you here again?"
"I'll introduce you to a friend."
Chuck went straight to the point, let little Howard in, and introduced to several people: "This is Monica's cousin Howard Wolowitz. I think you two are suitable to be friends."
"I don't need friends."
Little Sheldon glanced at little Howard and announced the result: "And not everyone can be my friend."
"..."
Even though little Howard knows that the wisest thing to do at this time is to follow this trend and get rid of this guy who is indeed a super troublesome and annoying guy, but after all, he is still young and inexperienced. He is young and energetic.
He is regarded as the smartest brain in the family, how can he bear the contempt of his peers!
The key is that the other party is not a beautiful girl!
This cannot be tolerated!
"What? Didn't you come to Earth to make friends?"
Little Howard mocked him directly. While talking, he imitated the classic action in the movie ET and stretched out his fingers to indicate that he wanted to touch fingers with Little Sheldon.
Little Leonard laughed out loud.
"what's so funny?"
Little Sheldon frowned and looked at Little Leonard. Seeing Little Leonard waving his hands without explaining, he looked at Little Howard and shook his head unaffected: "I won't touch your fingers."
"..."
Little Howard's mouth twitched and he couldn't help but look at Chuck.
This sentence really seems familiar.
Monica turned away and tried hard not to laugh.
"Are you serious?"
Seeing Chuck's expressionless face, little Howard could only suppress the complaints in his heart and looked at little Sheldon suspiciously: "Can't you tell? I am Elliot, and you are an ET alien from another planet.
people."
"Not the kind and cute one."
Little Leonard added faintly in agreement.
Little Howard immediately burst into laughter, and then stretched out his finger again, touching his fingers with little Leonard who also extended his finger in a tacit understanding, and both of them burst into laughter.
Monica couldn't help but look at Chuck, these two are the best friends.
"You are Elliot and I am an ET alien?"
Little Sheldon still didn't get the laugh, but he had watched the movie ET and corrected him straightforwardly: "Do you have a brother or sister?"
"……without."
Young Howard smiled and laughed at himself: "I would like younger siblings, but unfortunately my father doesn't allow it. He abandoned his wife and children and left us."
"what a pity."
Little Leonard immediately looked at this interesting new friend with a sympathetic face.
Hey, it seems that the more miserable he goes through, the funnier he becomes, just like the funny Chandler!
Little Howard shrugged and smiled at little Leonard, indicating that he was fine, and secretly complained in his heart: "Why isn't Leonard a pretty young lady?"
Since his father abandoned his wife and son and ran away from home, he has made this self-deprecating joke no less than ten times, but none of them have been successful, which makes him almost give up on this joke.
"What are you sorry for?"
Little Sheldon said straightforwardly: "My younger brothers and sisters are terrible at everything. It would be best if we didn't have them. Your father is really good."
"..."
The corners of Little Howard's mouth twitched. Although he could laugh at himself calmly to seek improper benefits, it did not mean that he could accept what Little Sheldon said. However, he glared at Little Sheldon for a while, only to be stared back at him calmly. He could only feel depressed.
Mocking: "In the eyes of you aliens, maybe he is really a good father~"
"You are not Elliot, and I am not an ET alien."
Young Sheldon corrected: "If you really want to use this as a metaphor, I have a brother and a sister, who are more like Elliot, but a super IQ version of Elliot. I
I have indeed fantasized about meeting aliens, but they are not friends with me. Instead, they come from the distant stars or even the distant future, take a spaceship, travel through the endless space and even time, and come to this era and this place. I beg me,
The smartest man in the world, go save the world!"
"Hahaha."
When little Howard was stunned by little Sheldon's arrogance, little Leonard burst out laughing.
"why are you laughing?"
Little Sheldon looked over dissatisfied.
"Aliens traveling through time and space to find you? The smartest people in the world?"
Little Leonard laughed heartily: "If aliens really need to travel through time and space to find the smartest people in the world to save the world, then their first choice will be to travel directly to the further future, and their second choice will be to travel to the past.
Looking for our sages, even if you don’t have a choice between first and second, come to our time, do you really think they will look for you?"
As he spoke, he motioned to Little Sheldon to see Chuck.
Little Sheldon stared at little Leonard with bulging eyes, and little Leonard raised his chin and stared back triumphantly.
In normal interactions, he was fed up with Little Sheldon's arrogance, but whenever it came to Chuck, he would have the upper hand.
Seeing that little Howard didn't understand the origin of this joke, he vividly explained Chuck's words of "looking forward to the future first, respecting the ancestors secondly" in front of little Sheldon.
Little Howard immediately looked sideways at Chuck, feeling domineering and overbearing, and feeling extremely regretful. Why couldn't such a person be his good friend?
"My express delivery is coming soon!"
Little Sheldon didn't dare to provoke Chuck, so he could only keep bulging his eyes and staring at Little Leonard who used Chuck to poke his wounds.
"Am I still afraid of you?"
Little Leonard only felt very high-spirited: "My hugging robot will never be afraid of your armed robot that can't even drive away your sister."
"What robot?"
Little Howard's eyes lit up.
Monica also looked over curiously.
"The situation in my family...Chuck knows."
Little Leonard was a little embarrassed and said half-heartedly: "My mother is a little cold. In order to make up for the emotional gap between my parents, I designed and built a hugging robot for my father, so that he can give him a hug when he needs it.
.”
"Are you sure this is the correct way to use a robot?"
Although it was the first time for little Howard to hear about this kind of operation, he immediately noticed the problem and made a coquettish association.
To be continued...