Stories of the Fourth World 33(1/3)
Thor and Thunderclap looked at each other, and then Thunderclap said, "We...are grateful to...Zeus, so...you belong to him."
"Oh, that's great!" Su Hang began to conspire, and immediately smiled at Zeus, "God King Zeus, my admiration for you is like a torrential river, continuous, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control.
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"What do you mean?" Zeus asked confused.
"Flatter you... flatter you!" Lei Gong said.
"What?" Zeus became angry when he heard this, "How dare you treat me like a horse?"
"Go!" Suhang complained in his heart, "Cultural differences are indeed a communication gap!"
"Zeus, you have misunderstood!" Thor, the God of Thunder, explained, "He is using the Eastern method.
I praise you."
"Oh!" Zeus turned from anger to joy, "That's what it should be!"
"Oh, Thor, you really know both Chinese and Western knowledge!" Su Hang deliberately praised, and at the same time said to Mr. Lei, "Gong Lei, you really should learn from the Nordic god of thunder."
Thor gave in again, with a look of displeasure on his face.
"Tell me! What are you going to do with me now?" Su Hang asked.
"Originally... I wanted... to come... have a fight with you... and then... beat you to death." Lei Gong said, "I didn't expect...
...and...and your boy...were chatting again!"
"Can you find someone who can speak more eloquently? Everyone is in a hurry!" Su Hang gave in again, and Lei Gong looked furious.
"Are you going to fight or surrender?" Thor asked.
"What's the difference?"
"If you surrender, I can leave your whole body intact and beat you to pieces."
"Go!" Su Hang scorned in his heart, "Isn't the whole corpse and the broken corpse both dead?"
Su Hang already knew how to defeat these gods in this ocean of consciousness, so he was always calm in his heart. However, in order to meet the needs of the plot, he decided to pretend to be a little scared on the surface, and he did not sigh, "Here, you can't even be an actor."
ah!"
He knew that these quotation mark gods were only created by human will and have always been respected by people. Therefore, the godhead was very simple and basically only arrogant.
"This arrogance is your vulnerability." He is using his four-dimensional consciousness to write some non-offensive neutral programs, all of which are used to activate vulnerabilities such as arrogance and arrogance. For example: "I am a god and must be protected."
Respect!", "I am a god and cannot be treated indifferently!", "I am a god king, no one can despise me!", "I am a Nordic god and I am not under the jurisdiction of the ancient Greek god kings!"...
He wrote dozens of them in one minute; he copied these programs to hundreds of thousands in another two minutes; finally, he let the energy of chaos send them to the space around the three quotation mark gods, ready to implant them at any time.
Due to the difference in dimensions, the three quotation marks are not even noticeable to God.
"If you are willing to take the bait, the algorithm will only think that the disorder is caused by your own loopholes and will not blame me."
In the blink of an eye, Su Hang had already set up dense programs around them, feeling very happy in his heart, "I will start implanting them into you slowly now, so that these programs will continue to activate your vulnerabilities."
Su Hang said to Zeus with a smile on his face, "I heard about your name Zeus when I was in God's Domain. Being famous is not as good as meeting you once!"
"Oh!" Zeus was sitting on the white cloud. When he heard this, he leaned forward excitedly, "My story is also spread in the world of true gods?"
"Damn! You are a true god and a false god. We are so envious that you are the God King of the Universe." Suhang began to flatter him. When he saw Zeus, his eyebrows were elated. At the same time, he saw Thor and Thunder God with dissatisfied faces. He was secretly happy in his heart, "You have started to take the initiative.
implantation procedure.”
"Zeus, let's do it!" Thor shouted impatiently.
"No hurry!" Zeus said in quotation marks, "I want to hear how my story is spread in the world of true gods."
"Have you...have... circulated...my story?" Lei Gong couldn't help but ask.
"No!"
"What about mine?" Thor, the God of Thunder, also asked, and Su Hang secretly rejoiced, "Such an arrogant loophole is so easy to activate!"
"Go, go, go!" Su Hang deliberately choked, "I'm talking to an idol, what trouble are you two making? The entire God Realm only spreads stories about Zeus, not even about Odin and the Jade Emperor, so how can we do anything?
It's your turn, what the hell are you talking about? Why don't you take a piss and look at yourself."
Thor and Thunder God became angry immediately. The two false gods turned red with anger. Thunder God even had his stomach bulging and was about to spit out the angry lightning.
Su Hang knew that the loopholes in the two of them were being continuously activated by the program he had implanted. The bad habit of arrogance and arrogance was brewing in his body and was about to get out of control. At this time, he had to add fuel to the fire, but listening to him continue to praise Zeus in a disgusting manner,
Stimulate two false gods.
"Oops! My great father of the gods, Zeus, the reason why we worship you is because you are the most professional among all the gods. Even compared with you, we are simply amateurs."
"Oh!" Zeus squinted his eyes in intoxication, "This is true!"
Su Hang continued to praise him, "A powerful priest like you will be popular among thousands of goddesses wherever he is, and will enhance the connotation of youth in the divine world. You are the anchor of the spirit of the divine world!"
"Hahaha..." Zeus was amused by Suhang's few compliments, and kept praising himself, "These words are true! I always pay attention to my image, you see, I still carry it with me
A few combs, and I have to comb my hair and beard every day when I go out."
He has been implanted with a large number of arrogant activation programs by Suhang.
"Wow! Zeus's comb, I wonder if I can touch it before I die?"
"Take it, I'll give this one to you for burial." Zeus smiled and threw down a handful.
Su Hang immediately went up to pick it up, and cursed fiercely in his heart, "Bury him with me! Don't think you are Zeus, I won't bully you, we'll see."
At this time, Su Hang saw a sudden movement in the sky, but the movement was hesitant, and he was secretly happy, "It is really difficult for the algorithm to judge the situation at hand."
"Stop listening to his nonsense!" Thor finally couldn't help shouting, "Zeus, will you kill him or not?"
As soon as Su Hang heard this, he knew that a good opportunity had come, and immediately scolded, "Thor, you are so arrogant and arrogant. You are so rude that I want to beat you!"
"Idiot, he is not my priest, my priest is Odin!"
Zeus looked at Thor with something wrong and showed a fierce look. Suhang saw it and secretly rejoiced in his heart, "The arrogant program in Zeus's body is accelerating to activate the loophole. I will add some more firewood to you to make the fire more prosperous.
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"I'll go! You are even more arrogant than your elders. Look at how much Lei Gong respects and loves the priest. He is as quiet as a dog. How can you be so arrogant? I want to crush you to death."
"Come on, hit me! You idiot." Thor shouted.
"He... is a priest from ancient Greece. Does he have anything to do with me?" Lei Gong finally shouted angrily.
Zeus stared at Thunder Lord fiercely again.
At this time, Su Hang saw that the sky had calmed down, knowing that everything here was judged by the algorithm to be legal and reasonable, so he gave up interfering and felt completely at ease. However, he continued to provoke Zeus and said, "Father, please allow me to die before I die."
Teach these two bastards who despise you a lesson for you."
"Yeah!" Zeus nodded.
The rhythm has completely reversed!
Thor and Lei Gong rushed forward angrily, and Suhang also jumped forward with a kick.
The battlefield suddenly erupted with lightning.
Su Hang deliberately failed to fight with them, and even suffered two lightning strikes on purpose. He then sent himself tens of meters away, rolled down into the white sand, and landed just opposite Wangcai, more than ten meters away, and pretended to pass out.
Thor continued to swing the golden hammer with a missing corner to rush over and smash Suhang's head. Just as he jumped into the air, Suhang's body still did not move at all, but suddenly raised a hand, holding the
With the comb of Zeus.
Zeus saw it, Thor also saw it, but they didn't stop and were about to swing the hammer down. Suddenly, a bolt of thunder and lightning gave him an X-ray. Thor screamed and fell to the ground, his whole body covered in black.
carbon.
"Haha!" Although Su and Hang had never seen it in person, they had read about this process, "Zeus' loophole finally took effect!"
Sure enough, it was Zeus who used his magical weapon - thunder, to attack Thor just now.
Thor was angry, "You old man, why did you hit me?"
"I suddenly felt that you were particularly annoying, so I hit you."
"Thor stood up and stared at Zeus fiercely."
"You actually look at me like this, you're like a barbaric god."
Thor knew he couldn't defeat Zeus, so he didn't dare to attack easily.
Su Hang was lying on the ground and was not idle. He continued to edit a neutral program and secretly put it in Lei Gong's ear. Then he started the program and the program sent a message to Lei Gong, "We are all playing thunder and lightning. We are like-minded. Don't worry."
I'm beaten, please give me some advice."
Lei Gong was so honest and honest, he immediately said, "Everyone... is.
.....Those who play with thunder and lightning are like-minded...and share the same principles..."
Before Thunder God finished speaking, Zeus laughed and said, "Tch! You are worthy of playing with thunder and lightning. That broken hammer, that rotten belly, you can't see any professional standards, and it lowers my style."
Lei Gong finally became angry, and suddenly choked out happily, "I have never experienced such an unpleasant feeling. If you keep holding it in your mouth like this, I will chop you off from that cotton ball."
Zeus got angry and swung thunderbolt violently, and a bolt of lightning hit Thunder God. Unexpectedly, the lightning was intercepted by another bolt of lightning...It was Thor who came to the rescue.
"Thunder Lord, how about we pull him off the cotton together and give him a good beating?" Thor shouted.
To be continued...