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Tale of the Fourth World 35(1/3)

At this time, Tang Sanzang was moved and praised repeatedly, "Suhang is really enlightening the Six-Armed Bodhisattva, how good it is!"

He would also nod at the somersault cloud and Zeus's cotton from time to time, so frightened that they immediately ran away ten meters away.

"Are you a Bodhisattva or not?" Su Hang continued to shout rudely.

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva's twisted face looked like a steamed bun that had just come out of the pot. The breath was being held inside but could not be released.

"His profession is to play Bodhisattva!" Tang Sanzang suddenly shouted, "He is a very good actor!"

"Damn! You idiot, I didn't ask you." Su Hang cursed in his heart, "Why do you want to interrupt me? You are so uneducated!"

"Yes! I am a professional who plays Bodhisattva." Six-Armed Bodhisattva smiled, "I am a special actor, a Bodhisattva data package, hahaha..."

After the Six-Armed Bodhisattva rectified his name, the firewall was opened again. Suhang's heart skipped a beat, "It's over, the implant will fail!"

"But..." Tang Sanzang suddenly shouted again, "Buddha said that all living beings have Buddha nature. He is so alive, so he is a sentient being. Therefore, he also has Buddha nature, and he is also a Bodhisattva!"

"I'll go!" Su Hang laughed secretly, "It's so fast that everything has become clear again!"

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva was stunned when he heard this.

"You play the role of a Bodhisattva, and you are a Bodhisattva. The role is so important, why don't you do what a Bodhisattva should do?" Su Hang took the opportunity and choked loudly.

"What should a Bodhisattva do?" The Six-Armed Bodhisattva still looked stunned. His thoughts seemed to be blocked by something, and the firewall suddenly failed.

Su Hang read that he was implanting the second program, "The duty of a Bodhisattva is to solemnize the Buddha Land, have compassion for all living beings, and save all living beings..."

"Now that you are so cruel to kill me, where is your compassion for the Bodhisattva?" Su Hang continued to strike while the iron was hot.

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva began to implant the third program: "Where is the compassion of the Bodhisattva?"

"Oh! This Su Hang is both wise and kind. His move is a wake-up call. He wants to beat the Six-Armed Bodhisattva to wake him up. Normally I would not dare to do this to the Bodhisattva!" Tang Sanzang praised repeatedly and looked around again.

, Wangcai, Somersault Cloud and Zeus Cotton immediately ran another dozen meters.

Su Hang retracted his shield, and the Six-Armed Bodhisattva seemed to be frozen, with a dull expression. This was because he was still implanting various programs to activate shame, and his firewall was completely broken.

Finally, five minutes later, he suddenly knelt down on his knees, threw away all his weapons, and hugged his round head with six hands at the same time, suddenly like a bud about to bloom.

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva cried, and he started wailing bitterly from the beginning!

"His confession is like the Yellow River bursting its banks, out of control!" Tang Sanzang sighed, "Hey! What a painful realization."

Su Hang knew that the Six-Armed Bodhisattva was deeply ashamed, and his face turned red.

At this time, he also sneaked up behind him, slowly raised the golden cudgel, and sighed in his heart, "Although you are in pain now, I still want to kill you. If I don't kill you, I won't kill you."

Catch up with me again and kill me... But luckily you are just a data packet. Killing you is almost the same as deleting a paragraph... Absolutely the same!"

Su Hang had already raised his golden cudgel and was about to smash it down. Suddenly, the crooked hoop on his head tightened, but he heard a painful scream and fell to the ground, rolling around.

...Tang Sanzang finally recited the tightening curse.

Wangcai was really smart, and immediately discovered that it was Tang Sanzang who caused the trouble, so it quickly rushed towards Tang Sanzang. Unexpectedly, it stopped when it was three meters away. It did not dare to rush up and bite, and stood there with an angry face barking wildly.

Call.

Seeing the situation, Tang Sanzang finally stopped chanting the mantra and smiled at Wangcai, "It turns out that you are not only a good actor, but also a good dog who protects your owner. I give you a thumbs up! Don't worry, I don't want to hurt Su Hang, but

It is to prevent him from harming the Bodhisattva."

After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, Wangcai stopped shouting.

At this time, Suhang had fainted from the pain, and Tang Sanzang began to walk towards him and the Six-Armed Bodhisattva.

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva didn't even notice what was happening behind him, he was still concentrating on being immersed in shame.

"Hey! You have snot and tears, but you still look like a Bodhisattva!" Tang Sanzang complained as he walked over, "It's so cruel to my heart!"

Su Hang woke up dizzy. When he opened his eyes, he felt that the world was spinning, which made him want to vomit, so he had to close his eyes to rest.

He had already guessed that Tang Sanzang was the culprit, and cursed, "Trying me to put on a tight curse is just like tricking Sun Wukong back then. You look like an honest farmer, but you are a profiteer in your heart. I can't do it without beating you."

!You wait... I will definitely beat you worse than the scene of the car accident."

"Oops! You lie down and have a good rest. Normally, Wukong has to lie down for thirty minutes before he can barely stand up after being cast a spell by me. Don't rush to squash me, or you will scare me. Recite the spell again, you

The gain outweighs the loss." Tang Sanzang actually comforted and threatened Su Hang, and apologized at the same time, "I'm so sorry for causing you pain!"

Su Hang cursed in his mouth, "The worst person is someone like you who can't see any evil in his face. No wonder I don't like you when I see you... I will never spare you, just wait for me."

"You are no longer as good as a salted fish when you are already lying down, and you are still talking so coolly. You really have the charm of Wukong!" Tang Sanzang continued, "You should just lie down and rest. I will comfort the Six-Armed Bodhisattva. He is now worse than

You need me more."

"Get out!" Su Hang cursed fiercely, "Who the hell needs you, you god of plague."

"What a coincidence! Both Wukong and Bajie have scolded me like this." Tang Sanzang remembered Sun Wukong for two seconds, "Hey! I miss Wukong again."

...

"Bodhisattva, you are crying beyond recognition and it is unworthy of your solemnity. Wipe it off quickly!" Tang Sanzang handed over a bundle of toilet paper.

The Bodhisattva took it and glanced listlessly, still continuing to cry, and then returned the toilet paper to Tang Sanzang, while he took out a dozen baby facial tissues from the butt pocket of his underwear.

"I'm totally in a LOW state! It turns out that Bodhisattva uses this kind of paper, and the Bodhisattva's underwear is not underwear, it just looks like underwear!

Tang Sanzang blushed in embarrassment, "I'll also prepare some of these high-end facial tissues next time... This time I really made you laugh!"

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva wiped away his tears, blew his nose loudly, and then stood up slowly, "I'm so ashamed!"

"Damn! You stand six meters tall, but you look like you're crying. This style of painting... my heart really can't bear it, so let's sit down and talk!"

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva sat down again.

"Ah! This feels more harmonious... Bodhisattva, do you remember?" Tang Sanzang said in a tone of remembrance of friendship, "There were once several sincere ideals placed in front of us. We hesitated for a long time, thinking

After thinking about it for a long time, I finally decided to choose one of each and cherish it for the rest of my life!"

"What a pity! Time has taken its toll, and you and I have all been laid off! It was like waking up from a dream and seeing the cruel reality. I lost it in panic." The Six-Armed Bodhisattva felt this, and his shame was being broken by Tang Sanzang.

"Later, we lived in a state of confusion, and our days were like years."

"To this day, I finally regret it!"

Listening to their disgusting dialogue, Su Hang was so disgusted that he collapsed. Even the wealthy man looked like he was constipated.

"The most painful thing in the world is this." Tang Sanzang continued to sensationalize, "You deserve to be ashamed, and I support you with both hands and feet. You are also lucky to be ashamed, because there are more people and gods in this world who have no chance to do anything for you.

If you give up your ideals and feel ashamed, you will die, so I must congratulate you again!"

"Your words are like a sharp sword, piercing my heart and releasing blood."

"You suddenly felt like your blood was activating and blood stasis was removed? So you want to say..."

"If God could give me another chance, I would say three words about that ideal."

"What three words?"

"do not give up!"

"Oh! But these three words can't fully express your mood at the moment, so you still want to say..."

"If I have to add a time limit to this persistence, I hope it will be...forever!"

"Ah! If you don't want it forever, wouldn't it mean that you will never be able to realize your ideal? That would be so tragic!"

"Then...this life!"

"Okay, that's enough!" Tang Sanzang held the Six-Armed Bodhisattva's hand tightly and said with tears in his eyes, "Bodhisattva, welcome back!"

The Six-Armed Bodhisattva nodded firmly with tears in his eyes, his shame completely stopped.

"Get out!" Su Hang suddenly let out a hoarse roar, "Get out of here as far as you want, you two shameless drama queens who are more disgusting than shit."

"Shit isn't as disgusting as you think, okay?" Tang San

Hiding a look of disdain.

"Then you go and eat~!"

"I'm not a dog."

Wangcai looked shocked when he heard this.

Su Hang was angry not only because their dialogue was disgusting, but also because Tang Sanzang completely broke through the Six-Armed Bodhisattva's shame and shattered his own plan. This made him feel huge frustration, "You can actually lose to a false god!

"

"Hey! This Suhang's faults are no less than Sun Wukong's, and his abilities are no worse than him. You have narrowly escaped death at the hands of Sun Wukong many times, but this time you have to risk your life to pass with him. Isn't it too unfair?

Have you judged yourself?" The Six-Armed Bodhisattva was concerned about Tang Sanzang and said, "Old man, I'm really worried about you!"

"Hey! I can't resist anything except the temptation to educate young people."

"You really look like you did back then." The Six-Armed Bodhisattva patted Tang Sanzang on the shoulder and praised.

"How to say?"

"major!"

At this time, Tang Sanzang's eyes shone with the light of an entrepreneur.

"Great Immortal, you must have a deeper understanding of 'two' at this moment, right?" Su Hang complained to the Silent Immortal in a daze.
To be continued...
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