In a shadowy place, the trance-like body of the Silent Immortal seems to be sitting still. It is really a performance art that expresses speechlessness!

After seeing off the Six-Armed Bodhisattva, Tang Sanzang came to Su Hang's side. At this time, Su Hang was still in a dazed state, with hatred in his heart but unable to vent it.

"Awesome! This tight band has become more refined after shrinking, and it can also automatically adjust according to your congenitally curved head circumference. It sticks as if it grows from the flesh. You are really more blessed than Wukong. Catch up.

It's a good time to be able to use such a good thing!" Tang Sanzang said something like this that made Su Hang angry, "Wukong's size back then was too bad, heavy in front and light in back, wide on the left and narrow on the right, not to mention, wearing it was special.

Shen, he has been suffering from insomnia all night since he put it on, causing me, Bajie and Sha Seng, oh! Bailongma also suffered from insomnia, those days were really painful."

"You idiot, you see clearly, it's the one that strangled my head into a deformed shape, not the congenital shape of my head." Su Hang was about to cry but had no tears.

"Oh!...So cruel!...I do know a blacksmith who has exquisite workmanship, fair prices, and is a good man. Back then, I wanted him to change the tight band for Wukong.

, even the price has been negotiated, but I don’t want Sister Guanyin to disagree later, and I owe the blacksmith a favor. How about I introduce you to it! In this way, it will be more comfortable for you to wear, and it will be more comfortable for me.

Being able to return this favor to him is really the best of both worlds!"

Su Hang suddenly felt horrified when he heard this, "Could it be that Tang Sanzang is involved in the drama?" "Tang Sanzang, this is not acting, why are you talking like that?" Su Hang shouted while lying on the ground, feeling dizzy.

"Have you forgotten? Our profession is to be actors! This is an occupational disease." Tang Sanzang smiled, "Besides, what is acting? Is it true that holding a script in front of the camera is called acting?"

"You idiot, what do you mean?" Su Hang continued to shout.

"It's all drama inside and outside the drama. Aren't you acting in this way?"

"Depend on!"

"What I want to play now is your guide, just like I played the guide for Wukong, Bajie and Sha Seng back then. I must devote myself wholeheartedly."

"You idiot, who the hell wants you to be my guide?" Su Hang cursed loudly.

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver. I am a professional guide actor. It may seem unbelievable to you, but it is normal to me, Amitabha!"

"Damn it~! Who the hell allowed you to act as my guide? It's unbelievable. It's just outrageous."

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver. This is not a question of whether you allow it or not. It's like your parents gave birth to you without your consent. Sometimes your opinion doesn't matter at all."

"What's this? What kind of logic? If you talk about my parents again, I'm sure to whip you until your limbs are shaking and you're foaming at the mouth."

"Don't be angry, anger hurts your liver. What I mean is that many things happen out of your control. You obviously activated this story, and I was forced to act. Of course, I have to thank you for giving me this opportunity to get another job.

"

"I'll go!" Su Hang sat up with support, his head was still dizzy, but the tight band had been loosened a little, "How do you say I activated it?"

"You came here; then, a god also came here; then, he asked us to kill you; then, although I didn't want to kill you, I wanted you to leave here as soon as possible and restore peace here, so I started looking for you

; Then, I found this golden hoop and the tight curse in the white sand; then, I got the somersault cloud; then, the somersault cloud took me to you; then, I found that you resemble Wukong and Bajie; then, I

Suddenly I understood my new job... Do you understand?"

"Huh -" Su Hang breathed out. He was made dizzy by Tang Sanzang's words, but he knew in his heart that what he said was a very reasonable procedure, but he refused to accept it and continued to shout, "Get out~

~~!”

"Don't be angry, anger will hurt your liver."

"Fuck! If you say anything again, I will cut your liver and stew it to replenish mine!"

"Hey! You are so angry. Although I am familiar with playing this role, it is very hard. In this play, I want to fully express the frustrations and perseverance of a middle-aged uncle who is disliked by you, and finally move you and inspire you.

I have a strong ambition to improve myself. I have to act to perfection in terms of my eyes, expressions, movements, and behavior. Especially when I recite the mantra, my heart is like a knife, which is more than your pain. It is not easy.

, so I hope you can be polite to me! Amitabha!"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Su Hang raised his hands and slapped the ground hard, shouting, "Get out! Get as far as you can."

"Oh my! Your words were what Wukong shouted at the top of his lungs back then. Your words just now reminded me of many warm past events!" Tang Sanzang continued to say calmly, "But don't be angry. Angry

It hurts the liver. When I was scolded by Wukong, I didn’t know how to deal with it at first, but later I got used to being scolded and gained more experience, so I already knew how to resolve it.”

"Huh - what's the solution?" Su Hang sighed helplessly.

"Four words, ignore it!"

After hearing this, Su Hang immediately fell to the ground, "I'm really at a loss for words right now, let me download some dirty words to scold you."

After Su Hang finished speaking, he really started to download dirty words from the space of the ocean of consciousness, and then started to speak...

After scolding him for five minutes, he found that Tang Sanzang's expression remained unchanged. The more he struggled, the more annoyed he became and his head hurt, so he let it go.

"Su Hang, you cursed so much in one breath, but I found that some words are too modern, and some words are post-modern, which are beyond my understanding. When you get better, can you explain it to me?" Tang Sanzang was scolded.

When he finally said this, Su Hang was speechless and didn't bother to pay attention to him.

...

Half an hour later, Su Hang finally recovered. He sat up, looked at Tang Sanzang coldly, and cursed, "Stinky shit!"

When Wangcai heard this, his expression suddenly lit up.

Tang Sanzang just watched with his eyes, nose and heart. He stood ten meters away with his hands clasped together, with a kind face, and from time to time he uttered the words "Namo Amitabha".

Su Hang crossed his legs and entered deep meditation. He was looking for the Silent Immortal to help him remove the tight band. "Fortunately, I am luckier than Sun Wukong, and there is a super boss in the background."

...

"I can't help you!" Su Hang didn't expect that the Silent Immortal would reject it immediately after he finished his request.

"Stop teasing me! How could you not help me?"

"Tang Sanzang is right. It was you who activated the story with him."

"Holy crap! Great Immortal, I can't believe what you said! It was obviously you who asked me to come to the Black Universe Ghost in the Ocean of Consciousness, so how can you say that I activated this story myself? It's really far-fetched."

"It's one thing for me to let you come to Black Universe Ghost, but it's another thing for you to involve Tang Sanzang."

"I'll go! Why did I provoke him? It was obvious that he was sitting in front of me on a somersault cloud to act like a drama queen."

"It's true that he came here on his own, but if he gave you a tight hoop, wouldn't you be fine if you didn't take it? But you took it, so it means that there was a causal entanglement between you and him!... If you had

If you don’t accept the tightrope, there won’t be these stories.”

"Is it okay to stop talking about everything because of entanglement? There is no relationship between me and him. As long as you remove the tight ties for me, you will understand."

"To tell you the truth, I can't solve it. Once your chaotic energy is upgraded, it will naturally be solved."

"What?! Do you want to wait for the energy of chaos to be upgraded?... Go! You can't solve it? This is even more unbelievable!"

"It's up to you whether you believe it or not! And I think his coming to see you this time will only do you great good and not bring you as much harm as mung beans."

"I was almost killed by his spell, and he said it's not as bad as mung beans?"

"Do you want to upgrade the energy of chaos?"

"Uh!...Does this have anything to do with him?" Su Hang fell into the trap again.

"I've done the math, he can help you upgrade the energy of chaos."

"real or fake?"

"Do you believe it?

Do you believe that there is a certain destiny somewhere?"

Su Hang absolutely couldn't bear this suggestion. He thought about his strange experience and immediately gave in, "It doesn't matter if you don't believe it!"

"And this Tang Sanzang is a data package that collects various literary and film and television works from "Journey to the West". It is very rich in connotation and is very professional in leading apprentices. You see, his three apprentices became fighting and victorious Buddhas...

"

"Stop, stop, stop!" Su Hang complained, "Those are all stories fabricated by humans, how can they be taken seriously?"

"Even if it is fabricated, it still condenses the essence of human thought! Therefore, Tang Sanzang was definitely professional in leading his disciples."

"Go! Even so, he is just a data packet! How can he be my master?"

"Then what are you?"

"I..." Su Hang remembered at this time, "I am a personality, a thinking model, and a data package!... That's not right! Hasn't my consciousness already reached

Are you in the four-dimensional space? Don’t you have spiritual consciousness? How..."

"Don't think that you can forget your origins now that you have divine consciousness. To tell you the truth, divine consciousness is nothing more than a data packet. Divine body is nothing more than a data packet. All divine realms are nothing more than data packets. Even I am nothing more than a data packet.

…Did you suddenly realize it?”

"Wow, you are so advanced! You really do one thing after another, I must suddenly realize it!"

"So Tang Sanzang is fully qualified to guide you."

Su Hang completely accepted the hint, and he seemed to have been implanted with values ​​by the Silent Immortal.

"Do you remember the Earth movie "Star Wars"?"

"An old antique."

"Every Jedi has a mentor."

"yes!"

"You are like a Jedi now, and Tang Sanzang is your mentor."

"This metaphor is so inconsistent!... But then who do you think I am?"
To be continued...