"Yeah! I hit a...yes! It's a pig." Su Hang jumped off the somersault cloud and complained.

Su Hang once again confirmed with his eyes that the thing lying on the ground was indeed a pig-headed human being. He felt an uncontrollable excitement in his heart, "Who else has such a classic look? Of course it's only Zhu Bajie!"

Looking at Zhu Bajie's back, who was lying motionless on the ground, Su Hang unconsciously complained, "He is not a little bit rough in appearance, how could I always admire him? Could it be that my taste in the past was really despicable?!"

The past suddenly comes to mind...

"When I was young, other boys all liked the heroic Sun Wukong, but I fell in love with Zhu Bajie at first sight. Damn, now it seems that I have had a self-destructive heart since I was a child!"

Su Hang couldn't help shaking his head and smiling bitterly, "Before they were six years old, other children's parents would bring Sun Wukong's plastic golden cudgel, Ultraman's plastic mask, and Superman's red underwear one-piece suit from the city. But I only let the old one bring them.

Dad bought Zhu Bajie’s nail rake. As a result, every time he went to the city, he searched several streets and couldn’t even buy a plastic pig head. He complained along the way that it was not easy to be the father of a child who likes Zhu Bajie!”

"...Later, he made me a small wooden nail rake with his own hands."

"Hahaha...my lovely dad!" Su Hang wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes.

"Finally one time, I walked proudly through every alley in the village with a nail rake. Finally, I was stared at by a group of children next to the big tree at the entrance of the village. I thought I would make them envious, but in the end,

I laughed at him for a while, almost till I laughed!"

"Why do all the stories have a big tree at the entrance of the village?" the Silent Immortal suddenly asked.

"Yeah! Are you reading my thoughts again?"

"I didn't read it secretly. Maybe Chaos Qi thought this joke was interesting and informed me. I am just a listener now, listening to you telling your amazing childhood stories. I definitely didn't read your thoughts. That's far inferior to your own.

Wonderful words!”

"That's true!..

....When will my chaotic energy be able to encrypt my thoughts so that you can't decipher them? Otherwise, I will always be suspicious and feel insecure in front of you!"

"Then you have to wait until your cultivation reaches a dimension that surpasses mine, so you'd better give up this idea for the time being!"

"Fuck!"

"You continue with your memories, I'm all ears."

"There is no need for you to interrupt me at this time. Not only is it embarrassing, it also destroys the integrity and consistency of my emotions."

"I'm sorry! You continue."

"The day after I was teased by the children in the village, my whole class knew about it, and they laughed at me again. At this time, I didn't take it seriously. Later, when the adults in the village saw me, they would ask me maliciously, Su Hang,

How many monsters have you killed with a rake?"

"It seems that Zhu Bajie is far more amazing than Sun Wukong!" Wushen Immortal added with emotion.

"What's even more outrageous is that when my father sees me after I get home, he often turns his back and snickers without any warning."

"Is he your biological father?" The Silent Immortal couldn't help but ask again.

"Go! Don't make trouble... Soon I learned that worshiping Sun Wukong must be open and honest, while worshiping Zhu Bajie must be secretive."

"You start to know that there is a dark side to life at such a young age!"

"No!"

"Why did you worship Zhu Bajie at that time?"

"At that time...how did I know why?"

"Why do you still worship Zhu Bajie when you don't know why?"

"Later, I have been thinking about this reason. At first, I told myself that there is no need for a reason to choose someone as an idol, as long as you like it!"

"Do you really don't need a reason?"

"I asked myself the same question."

"The results of it?"

"I never thought of the result at that time. I just admired it!"

Unconsciously, Su Hang's self-narration turned into a question and answer session with Wu Shen Daxian.

"It seems that you must be very careful when choosing idols. Don't worship people like Zhu Bajie who are not welcomed by human civilization."

"Not necessarily! When I was in college, girls had to find a boyfriend with a Zhu Bajie personality."

"Oh, then you must have had a very fruitful few years! How come you are always single?"

"Hey! Zhu Bajie has many advantages and disadvantages, so I'll just call them his characteristics. Those Zhu Bajie's characteristics that girls like, such as infatuation, warm-heartedness and even cuteness, I don't have any of them! What they don't like are lustful, greedy and even sloppy.

And I? It’s all written on my face, do you think I am the most memorized adolescent boy in the world?”

"Go! What kind of backing is this? It just shows that your outlook on life is not good enough."

"Don't keep talking about my three views! However, one day when I was a sophomore in college, I was admiring my obscene beard in front of the mirror, and suddenly I had an epiphany. It turns out that Zhu Bajie and I fell in love because we both have the same passion for finding true love.

"

"Fuck! Look at you beautifying yourself like a budding flower.

They look like fresh flowers...that's wrong! Didn't you start worshiping Zhu Bajie when you were six years old? You know how to find true love at such a young age?!"

"What's the matter? Xiyangyang also likes Meiyangyang! Those who watch Xiyangyang and Meiyangyang are still kindergarten children. Their appreciation of true love has been cultivated since they were babies?"

"Go! So you have also been implanted with the value of finding true love since you were a child?"

"Yes! Is it wrong to look for true love?"

"That's right! The fault is that you are too precocious, the fault is that I can't understand... Isn't there someone to teach you not to worship Zhu Bajie?"

"Yes! Ever since I was teased about holding a wooden nail rake, I asked my mother, what are they laughing at? What's so funny?"

"What did your mother say?"

"My mother looked at me seriously and said seriously, son, it's okay if you don't like Sun Wukong, but don't like Zhu Bajie anymore. I asked why? She stared at me fiercely and warned sternly, if you like Zhu Bajie again, I will

I'll slap you like a pig's head."

"But you didn't give up!"

"Yes! Children are very rebellious. If adults don't let you like him, you will like him more wholeheartedly. Gradually, I began to imitate Sun Wukong on the surface. In my heart, I still love Zhu Bajie."

"Why do you want to make yourself look like a pig head?"

"Uh! I don't think I look like a pig. I just admire Zhu Bajie's inner self."

"What's inside?"

"Well! Take his attitude towards girls as an example. You see, he wants fairies, mortals, monsters, and even women of unknown origin. How approachable he is!"

"Damn it, it turns out that you appreciate Zhu Bajie's inner nature! I finally understand, because you constantly long for yourself to have the same beauty as him. When you meet beautiful women from all walks of life, you can go up and flirt with her. As a result, you continue to give yourself inner beauty.

You have Zhu Bajie’s bad personality implanted, but you try to use Sun Wukong’s external aura to cover up this bad character, so you turn your external words and deeds towards Sun Wukong... You are basically a combination of pig and monkey.

ah!"

"Pig and monkey combined! What the hell? It's so ugly!"

"Your mother should have told you back then, son, you should like Zhu Bajie and never like Sun Wukong."

"Why?"

"In this way, you will completely fall in love with Sun Wukong because of your rebellion, and then YY will have his inner self, and the core of three views implanted in yourself will become taller!"

"Yes!" Su Hang finally said seriously, "I have indeed cheated myself on the matter of three views."

"I'm really happy that you can understand! However, if the people around you can respect your personal beliefs from the beginning, I think you don't have to hide it all the time, and your three views won't be so distorted."

"Oh! You have expressed what I have been thinking for more than twenty years. I have always felt that I am a victim of universal aesthetic values!"

"go!"

...

"Zhu Bajie is about to wake up. Let's stop drinking. You two can play slowly." After saying this, the Silent Master cut off the line. Zhu Bajie climbed up from the ground unsteadily, turned around and glanced at Su Hang, his eyes twinkling.

The dim aura was clearly a rich second-hand charm, and Su Hang understood it.

Suddenly, a huge wave of greed and ferocity shot out from Zhu Bajie's eyes, driving away the second-rate charm without a trace.

"Yeah! You hit me?!" Zhu Bajie said excitedly, with joy on his face, as if he had the urge to be hit again.

"Yes!" Su Hang answered politely. After all, the person in front of him was the idol he once admired. However, now when they were face to face, he said in his heart that the creature opposite him was too vomiting-inducing, and he could vaguely smell it.

The smell of pigs made me complain uncontrollably, "At this moment, I deeply realized that my mother was so wrong when she scolded me. I wish I could be scolded ten thousand times again!"

"Hahaha... good collision, great collision!" Zhu Bajie came up to him with a greedy and happy face, "I've been searching for you for so long, but when I look back, it turns out that you were at the traffic accident place, and it was me who hit you.

.”

"Go! What nonsense limerick."

"...No, why are you carrying the monkey's golden cudgel and tight hoop?"

"Your master gave it to me."

"What! Tang Sanzang stole the monkey's relics and gave it to you... It seems that he really knows people and faces but not the heart. I didn't expect that he said no, but his methods were more sophisticated than mine, and he did it quietly.

, I don’t even know...did he use a tight spell on you?"
To be continued...