Tale of the Fourth World 36(1/3)
Su Hang followed Tang Sanzang on the road, and Tang Sanzang did not let him down. He kept nagging him all the way, worse than a fly in his ear.
"I should be the one to follow you on the road!" Tang Sanzang said, "You are busy hacking that cosmic ghost, while I watch from the sidelines, study, and occasionally give some speeches about life."
"Master, you are really too humble!" Su Hang said casually with a forced smile, "My admiration for your humility is like a torrential river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control."
"This line should have become an antique long ago, but you still recite it so skillfully. It shows that you are a nostalgic person! I appreciate it very much."
"That's it, that's it!" Su Hang continued to pretend to smile, but in fact he had long hated Tang Sanzang deeply in his heart, which finally made him want to rewrite the command program for Tang Sanzang's mouth, "I want your tongue to be split and your lips to be slapped.
It looks like a twist, let’s see if you can still speak!”
Later, he continued to show his kindness, but he was actually looking for Tang Sanzang's loopholes. Unfortunately, he still found nothing until now.
"Is there really no loopholes in this thing? This kind of thing that goes against the laws of nature and human ethics is absolutely impossible. Everyone should have loopholes!"
...
"Master, when you were on your way to the West for Buddhist scriptures, you met many beautiful or charming people of the opposite sex. Which one did you like best?" Su Hang continued to find loopholes in Tang Sanzang.
"Oh! When you asked me this, the past memories are vivid in my mind...Which one do you like the most?" Tang Sanzang fell into deep thought. After a while, he said, "I quickly appreciate them all again in my heart."
After checking it out, I found that the White Bone Essence is more to my liking."
"Uh! That White Bone Demon is admired by the male public. I thought the master's taste would be a bit niche, but I didn't expect it to be so easy to understand."
"Men like me are rarer than pandas. How can I follow the mass line in terms of taste?"
"Uh! What do you say?"
"Male viewers like White Bone Demon because she is more coquettish than fairies, but more reserved than ordinary monsters. As the saying goes, one point is more, no more, and one is less."
"Oh! It turns out that the master has such a thorough understanding of the opposite sex, and it is not revealed at all in the entire "Journey to the West". It is so well hidden!"
"You think too highly of me when you say that! I don't have any research on women, it's just that as a man, I naturally have this kind of aesthetic taste." Tang Sanzang explained, "As for saying that I hide it deeply, it is even more misunderstanding.
Because most of the "Journey to the West" scripts didn't give me a role to express my true self, the audience, including you, don't have a thorough understanding of me."
"That's it!" Su Hang was secretly happy in his heart, "If I catch your lecherous loophole, I will hack you to death."
"The reason why I like White Bone Demon is really unique."
"Oh! Could it be that you have a particularly evil habit?" Su Hang raised his eyebrows.
"Damn it! You really have Bajie's charm, and the way you raise your eyebrows is like a clone of him."
"Master, you have such fiery eyes!" Su Hang flattered, but cursed in his heart, "
Let you be happy now, because it will make you miserable later."
"To be honest, I like the White Bone Demon. When I see her, I immediately think of a bunch of white bones walking around and kissing me, and I immediately have no interest in the opposite sex!"
When Su Hang heard this, he was immediately disappointed, "Ah~! Master is really the most cruel man to me in the world, and he actually castrated his sexual desire with such horrible sexual desire! My admiration for you must be like the overflowing of the Yellow River."
"Su Hang, you should change your cryptic words. There is clearly a sun in your heart, why don't you let its light shine out and give others a little warmth?"
Su Hang was a little touched by Tang Sanzang's words, but he immediately suppressed the emotion and continued to deliberately smile, "I am used to being wicked on the lips and gentle on the heart. I am a model of a sharp mouth and a soft heart. If I suddenly change my attitude,
I am afraid that not only the audience will find it strange, but even I myself will not be able to accept it, and it will easily lead to the root cause of split personality."
...
At this time, Su Hang found a creature of the cosmic ghost Yun Nao and was about to hack it.
"Why do you say that there are disciples everywhere in the void when I haven't even seen a hair?" Tang Sanzang asked curiously.
"That's because the algorithm of this ocean of consciousness has sealed your vision." Su Hang suddenly thought of a bad idea again, and was going to attack Tang Sanzang's self-confidence first, and then blackmail him, so he said, "I don't know if you have vision. After all, you
Just a packet of information about drama and literature."
As a result, Tang Sanzang turned a deaf ear and continued to ask, "How can we open this horizon and see the gate of life?"
"Hey! Didn't I say that? You are an artificial data package. You have no wisdom, and you have no vision. There is no need to worry about opening up." Su Hang continued to belittle Tang Sanzang, thinking to himself, "Let you figure out your position.
How dare you be so confident in front of me? How dare you be so nagging in front of me."
"Hey! That's such a pity. Otherwise, I really want to see what this person looks like. You know I didn't have a person when I was born."
"You are just a data package created by humans, not worthy of being born!"
"Actually, I don't care that much. Everything is just a fantasy."
Su Hang carefully interpreted the changes in Tang Sanzang's heart, but did not expect that his electrocardiogram was always stable, which made Su Hang both disappointed and admired.
"Woof woof woof!" Wangcai, who had been silent along the way, finally spoke, "Let the bald man see it!"
"Okay!" Su Hang immediately felt excited and said, "I will send you the information I saw, and you will be able to see the Shengmen."
As soon as he spoke to me, he grabbed Tang Sanzang's hand and the message passed.
Tang Sanzang immediately opened his mouth, looking surprised, "The world under my eyes actually still looks like this, it's really amazing!"
When Su Hang read that his heartbeat finally fluctuated greatly, he felt very unhappy, "You know how powerful I am! Why do you still want to be my master? Let me hit you again."
"Woof woof woof....
..." Wangcai said at this time, "Tang Sanzang will lose all confidence in front of you in the future, and he will never dare to be verbose again."
Su Hang looked pleased and continued to say to Tang Sanzang, "Did you see that Shengmen with a black dot in the center?"
"Saw!"
"That's the birthplace of the space ghost that invades humans."
"oh!"
"I will now let you share the whole process of hacking him."
"well!"
Suhang started to take action...
After a while.
"It's over so soon!" Tang Sanzang sighed, "He died?"
"Hang up! At this moment, do you feel that the gap between you and me is really natural, so you feel inferior?"
"No! I think it is a blessing among misfortunes that I have no children."
"I'll go!" Su Hang complained, and then added, "Seeing that you are so interested, I will teach you how to hack for free!"
"Isn't this good? You can walk around in someone's mind and shut it down in the end. I can't do it!"
"They are intruders. They stole this student's family in the first place. What we are doing is called Dao for Heaven."
"Amitabha!"
"Would you like me to make a disciple of the cosmic ghost for you to blacken and experience?" Su Hang suddenly had a bad intention and wanted Tang Sanzang to blacken the cosmic ghost, and then be hacked to death by Tiansuan as a malicious program.
But he immediately thought, "The Silent Immortal said that Tang Sanzang was of no harm to me. If I kill him, all the benefits will be gone, right?... It's better to teach him a lesson, just make him mutilated."
"No, no!" Tang Sanzang himself refused, "The job of hacker is really not suitable for me. My ambition is still to be an actor."
"Okay!" Su Hang continued to ask with a look of pride, "Having just seen the scenes I asked you to see, do you have any thoughts on life? For example, your envy, jealousy, and hatred towards our true gods and your artificial data packets
The lament of fate.”
"Oh! It's better to keep out of sight. Now that I've seen it, I feel psychological shadow when I walk. I'm afraid of bumping into someone else's door."
"Is this how you feel?!"
"yes!"
After Tang Sanzang finished speaking, Su Hang's pride was shattered, and he complained in his heart, "This guy's logic is so unconventional, he can even have such thoughts! How can he be so evil?"
Wangcai burst out laughing, "Ouch~~~~!"
"Why is Wangcai suddenly so happy?" Tang Sanzang asked curiously, "There was no sign before!"
"It is sick and will have attacks from time to time." Su Hang looked unhappy because he could not find the loophole of Tang Sanzang.
“If you are sick, you need early treatment, don’t delay it!”
"Ouch~~~!" Wangcai laughed even more from ear to ear when he heard Tang Sanzang say this.
"I wish you will soon become the first dog in the universe to laugh so hard!" Su Hang cursed in his heart. Su Hang chatted with Tang Sanzang for a day, but still couldn't find his loopholes. He felt depressed and had to comfort himself, "As long as we deepen our understanding
, given time, we will definitely be able to find his loopholes."
At this moment, Su Hang suddenly saw an extremely fast speed coming towards him from two thousand meters away, "with murderous intent!"
"Oh! The one who came here is evil." Tang Sanzang looked worried, "We're going to fight again!"
"Your somersault cloud is faster, lend it to me." Su Hang said and rode on the somersault cloud.
"Don't hurt people's lives, otherwise I will have to recite the tightening curse again with a painful heart!" Tang Sanzang warned with embarrassment.
"Damn! Don't worry, I just used somersault clouds to cause a small traffic accident to make the enemy retreat." After Su Hang finished speaking, he drove away in the clouds. "You even threatened me with a curse. I will definitely do it in the future.
It will blackmail you."
Su Hang rode a somersault cloud and rushed towards the enemy who was approaching rapidly. When he was approaching him, he used his mind power to raise an anti-collision shield in front of the somersault cloud. He only heard a bang... who was coming.
He was hit and flew fifty meters.
To be continued...