Chapter Eleven Old Huang
Speaking of which, Lao Huang is truly a god.
He is just over 1.6 meters tall, with a muscular body and a muscular body. His skin is tanned all over his body, and he is a strong and strong man.
After graduating from junior high school, Lao Huang did not enter high school, so he entered the society and worked everywhere. It is said that he also worked in the underworld and as a pimp.
Later, for some reason, this guy suddenly became enlightened and wanted to go back to school, so he worked hard at the construction site to save living expenses and prepared for the exam. Finally, he was admitted to our high school.
Compared to him, I am much luckier.
Lao Huang lives in an abandoned warehouse by the moat. What I envy the most about this guy is that he has a second-hand computer. It is said that he bought it for 500 yuan overseas.
For diaosi, there is an essential difference between having a computer and not having a computer. If you have a computer, you can watch various love action movies from the island country; if you don’t have a computer, you can only use your imagination.
As soon as I walked to the door of Lao Huang's house, I saw a young woman coming out of his house holding up her pants.
This...I naturally made the association...
Not long after, Lao Huang also squeezed his sleepy eyes and walked out of the house. He squinted at me and said in a rough voice:
"Oh, Shabi, that gust of wind blew you here, damn? Your anus is itchy again, isn't it?"
Ouch, let me go! The saying that a dog cannot spit out ivory from its mouth is exactly what it is talking about.
"That's right, Lao Huang, you're so lucky!" I teased, facing the direction the young woman was leaving.
"You're such a bastard, your mouth is so damn dirty. Can that hungry | thirsty | woman just now be called a coquettish woman? It's so fucking blinding to you..."
Lao Huang, Lao Huang, if you don’t say dirty words to the chicken | The chicken is going to rot? Damn it...
"Then she is..."
"Hey, shit, you can't even see this? He's the top student in the Rocket Class..." Lao Huang lifted his pants and said, "That slut is my guest, just a guest..."
"Guest?" I was shocked.
Damn it, when will this kid get this promising career?
"Yes, I serve the people and nourish the rice fields that have been dry for a long time." Old Huang took out a cigarette from his pocket, held it in his hand and said coaxingly, "Damn, you don't know, that young woman
Her coquettishness can really kill people. When you fuck her, if you remove the water from underneath her, you can help the drought in the northwest..."
Damn it, if a sentence like this could be written in an essay, the teacher would definitely give this guy full marks for his essay.
Lao Huang lit the cigarette, as if something suddenly occurred to him, and said:
"By the way, you Shabi often say that your fucking dream seems to be... to make all the women in the world fucking happy, right Shabi?"
"Yes, do you have any questions?"
"Last night, I suddenly found my dream!" Lao Huang took a deep breath of cigarette, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and started his show-off mode!
"What dream?" I asked.
I instinctively feel that this guy doesn't have any good ideas.
"My dream is... to make all women in the world "sexually" happy... Do you know "sexually" happy? Shabi, hahahaha..."
Oh my god, this guy’s dream is only one word different from mine. It’s so fucking embarrassing!
"By the way, Lao Huang, how much money can you make if I sleep with you for one night?" I asked.
I know curiosity killed the cat, but I can’t help it no matter what...
"What? Are you interested, too?" Old Huang looked at me with a sly look, "I'm sorry, I don't accept men... Could it be that you, a bad guy, also want to join my great cause? Let's benefit the whole world together.
Women, make them 'sexually' happy?"
Why are you so tired talking to this guy? Damn it!
"I'm just caring about you. Sister Rose asked me not long ago if you still have living expenses," I said.
Sister Rose was born with a kind heart. She knew that Mr. Huang was short of money and helped him several times.
"Sister Rose?" Huang lowered his head, and I saw a trace of sadness flash in his eyes.
But the sadness quickly disappeared, and he returned to his disgusting face: "Yesterday, the young woman gave me a hundred yuan. She was my first business, so I got a 50% discount. It will make me a repeat customer!"
As for money, you can earn it slowly."
Chapter completed!