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Chapter 12: Dishes

I sat down in the yard of Lao Huang's house. I don't know where he found the table. Although it was dilapidated, it was barely usable. The chairs were several plastic benches, which were said to be given to Lao Huang by a scavenger.

Sitting in Lao Huang's open-air courtyard, I could see the meandering moat. The sun had just emerged from the other side of the mountain. The gentle sunshine in the early morning, accompanied by the refreshing breeze, made me feel relaxed and happy.

Although Lao Huang seems to be a barbaric person, I don't hate him. On the contrary, I still admire him a little.

He is a man of great loyalty and has a bold and uninhibited personality. He is a friend worthy of deep friendship.

However, his mouth full of foul language is really unbearable.

"By the way, you haven't come to my place for five hundred years to say hello to me. Why did you suddenly lose your temper today and come here so damn early in the morning?"

"I'm bored on the weekend, so I came here to look at the dishes. Why, you're not welcome?" I asked.

"Welcome to you, cock, who wouldn't want you to come!" Old Huang said with his legs crossed, "Are you hungry, cock, and want to masturbate a few times while watching a plate here?"

"Stop talking nonsense and put it on the disc..."

I know that if I continue to quarrel with this guy, I will definitely be criticized by him.

In the dark wooden house, Lao Huang turned on his second-hand computer and spent ten minutes to start Windows.

I saw that the startup screen was the win7 logo, and I said impatiently:

"Old Huang, you can just install XP on a broken computer, but why install Win7? It's so slow..."

There was a question mark on Lao Huang's head: "Insert|Batch? What Insert|Batch? Will inserting|Batch make it faster? Damn it..."

This guy doesn't understand computers, so there's nothing to say to him.

When Lao Huang saw that I was silent, he raised his hand to me and said, "Hey, you're so smudged, come here to select the disc first, and once you've made your selection, it will start..."

I had no choice but to start choosing dishes from one of Lao Huang's woven pockets.

Lao Huang has a lot of stocks, from island countries, Europe, America, India, and even Southeast Asia. I have to admire this "obscene" talent.

I chose a relatively traditional dish from an island country. The plot is about a teacher guiding students to xxoo.

"Oh, shit, you idiot actually likes this," Lao Huang took the plate I selected and said with surprise, "Could it be that you are your music teacher in YY? Wow haha..."

Remaining silent is the wisest choice, otherwise this guy might say something embarrassing.

Returning to the computer, I found that the computer had finally started up, ejected the CD-ROM drive, and put in the disk...

Ten minutes passed and I found that the plate was still not read.

Not to mention it was me, even Lao Huang was a little impatient waiting. He just heard him yelling:

"She's too slow, damn..."

"I'm just telling you, why not install win7 system? It will be much faster to install xp..." I agreed.

"I don't know anything - insert|batch, plague|chicken, help me figure it out some other time!"

After another five or six minutes, a woman's ecstatic scream suddenly came from the speaker:

"Hmm...ah! Ah...ahhh...ahhhh..."

Lao Huang and I hurriedly looked at the computer screen with endless hungry eyes.

Oh, my god! Why is it so intense right from the start? How about some foreplay and overdoing it? I am completely unprepared.

Seeing the two white | swaying | bodies colliding fiercely on the screen, my heart also jumped "plop-plop".

I focused my vision on the position of union and tried to remember where the woman's true acupuncture point was. I thought that if I had a chance to do it again with Kexin, I must not fail again and I must go straight to the yellow dragon.
Chapter completed!
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