Chapter 313: Cold War(1/2)
"Hey, beautiful sister, how are you!" Xiaolong removed the invisibility software and appeared in front of the vixen.
The vixen was angry and ashamed, so she lifted up her skirt and prepared to fight again.
"Despicable and shameless guy, I will fight with you!" The vixen came to kill him.
Xiaolong said with a bad smile, "I advise you to go back and put on a pair of underwear to fight with me again. I saw it just now! Gaga!"
The vixen finally gave up. She felt that you had disgraced yourself today, and she was afraid that if she continued to fight with Xiaolong, she would be teased by him again and reveal something.
After thinking for a moment, she pointed at Xiaolong and said in a stern tone, "I'll come over here later to take your life!"
With that said, she turned into an afterimage and sneaked into the temple.
"Hey, let's go wear some cool underwear!" Xiaolong snickered.
"Chen Shuang has eyes but cannot see Mount Tai. It turns out that you are the master. Please accept my respect!" After the vixen left, Chen Shuang saluted Xiaolong.
Chen Shuang, the first sister of the Wild Wolf Gang, is also very snobbish, but in order to win over Xiaolong, she does not care about her status as the eldest sister. As long as Xiaolong helps her, it will be easy for her to unify the Wild Wolf Gang in the future.
Three minutes later, the vixen turned into an afterimage and flew over. He pointed at Xiaolong and asked angrily, "Hey, why are all my cool things gone? You wretched scum, it must be you again."
"Hey, beautiful sister, you are wearing cool underwear, why do you want it from me? I am not your husband!" Xiaolong said with a bad smile.
"You, you're so angry with me!" The vixen almost collapsed.
"Okay, I say to you two masters, stop fighting. Since you are all friends of me, Chen Shuang, just give up and make peace!" Chen Shuang persuaded the fight.
The vixen narrowed his eyes at Xiaolong. He was no longer his opponent in an open fight, so why not have a secret fight?
So the vixen put on a hypocritical smile and said, "Ms. Chen is right, we don't know each other until we fight, so my sister will shake your hand."
The vixen smiled sinisterly and extended her hand to make peace.
Xiaolong also stretched out his hand to shake her hand.
He dug his fingers into her palms dishonestly, and laughed in a low voice, "Beautiful sister, you were so cool that night when you took my yang energy!"
"Hmph, let's wait and see!" The vixen also whispered, "Sooner or later, your yang energy will be taken away by me, but don't get me wrong, I will take it away directly using the most cruel method, and I will not play that kind of game with you.
!" The vixen gritted his teeth and smiled.
"Now that we've made peace, let's go. I'll treat you to a meal to discuss important matters!" Chen Shuang smiled.
Xiaolong made a face at the vixen.
Five minutes later, Xiaolong and Fox sat side by side in the back compartment of Chen Shuang's sports car.
Xiaolong's eyes kept scanning the fox's snow-white legs and towering peaks, and he deliberately showed an exaggerated and lewd expression.
"Hey, where are you looking?" the vixen said with a faint smile.
"Hey, I watched everything that night, and you still pretend to be innocent? Really! If your senior brother hadn't saved you, your mind would have been controlled by me long ago!" Xiaolong said.
"So I want to thank you?" The vixen smiled sinisterly, took out a charm from his pocket, and inadvertently stuck it on Xiaolong's left side.
She pinched her fingers and chanted the incantation.
"Ah, it's on fire, it's on fire!" the vixen shouted in disbelief.
He obviously put the charm on Xiaolong's body, but his body caught fire?
"Wow, it's really on fire!" Xiaolong pretended to turn off the engine for her, and started to act recklessly on her.
Chen Shuang, who was driving, also threw two bottles of mineral water into the back and asked Xiaolong to turn off the engine.
Xiaolong opened the mineral water and poured it on the vixen. After two bottles of mineral water were used up, the fire on the vixen was extinguished.
However, her clothes were soaked.
The two small grapes on the giant peak are clearly visible against the wet clothes.
The vixen cried aggrievedly, wiping her tears as she cried, "Why am I so unlucky!"
"Stop crying, I'll warm your clothes and dry them with my hands!" Xiaolong stretched out his hand and ran around her body again.
"Hey, scoundrel, get out of here!" the vixen cursed.
"It's really kind of you to treat me like a donkey. I'm using my hands to warm your clothes!" Xiaolong said with an innocent look.
"No need!" The vixen gave Xiaolong a cold look.
Half an hour later, the three of them arrived at a high-end restaurant.
The little dragon devoured it without caring about the image.
The vixen on the side sneered, "Were you a starved ghost in your last life? You really have no quality."
Chen Shuang smiled and came to the rescue, "He must be hungry!"
While the little dragon was distracted by the food, the vixen took out a small and exquisite rag doll from his pocket, put a charm on it, and then used his energy to mark it with a strange symbol.
After finishing it, she used the excuse of going to the bathroom to pass by Xiaolong, pretended to be careless, slipped on Xiaolong, and took advantage of the situation to stick another charm on Xiaolong's back.
Then, the vixen ran into the toilet, took out the rag doll, and strangled his neck with his hands.
The vixen pinched her here and the little dragon burped violently.
The vixen wanted to see Xiaolong's embarrassment with his own eyes, so he walked out of the toilet and sat on another empty table to do the experiment.
She pinched the doll's neck, and the little dragon in the distance burped continuously.
"Hehe, fight with me, you are still young! I will make you vomit out all the food you eat." The vixen laughed sinisterly and grabbed the belly of the rag doll with his hands.
"Ugh——!" Xiaolong's body immediately turned upside down and he almost vomited it out.
"Sorry, I have to go to the toilet!" Xiaolong held his stomach and ran towards the toilet.
When passing by the table where the vixen was sitting, the vixen smiled viciously and stopped him with gloating, "How is it, boy, is your stomach okay?"
"I already knew it was you, huh, let's see how I deal with you in the next second!" Xiaolong said, then hurried to the toilet and vomited.
"Young man, why is there a talisman stuck on your back?" said the cleaning man in the men's restroom.
"Really? Please ask the old man to help me take it off, thank you!" Xiaolong said.
The old cleaning man took off the charm and threw it into the trash can.
Xiaolong suddenly felt much better.
He searched for some unpopular software that he didn't usually use in his manual, and prepared to take revenge on the vixen.
Finally, I discovered a piece of hallucination software, and I had an idea and came up with a plan.
Xiaolong took out a hundred yuan from his wallet and handed it to the old cleaning man, "Uncle, can you do me a favor? Could you please pack up the things I vomited into the basin? I want to go home and feed the pigs!"
The old cleaning man happily took the money and said with a smile, "No problem, no problem!"
After a while, the old cleaning man took care of it and handed the dirt in the plastic bag to Xiaolong.
After Xiaolong took it, a sinister smile appeared on his face.
Xiaolong carried a plastic bag of dirt he had spit out and walked towards Vixen. He came up behind her and slapped her on the back of the head with his right hand.
As soon as the photo was taken, the vixen's eyes became blurry.
Xiaolong shook the dirt in the plastic bag in front of the vixen and said, "Beautiful sister, I lost and I was completely afraid of you, so I came here to apologize to you. This is the delicious soup I just packed. Please taste it."
Under the influence of hallucination software, the dirt in Xiaolong's plastic bag turned into delicacies.
"Wow, it looks delicious! You finally gave up. Seeing how sincere you are, my sister will let you go!" the vixen said proudly.
Xiaolong smiled ghostly in his heart, "Mom, if you ask me to spit it out, I will let you eat it. This way it won't be wasted!"
Thinking of this, Xiaolong shouted, "Waiter!"
"Hello sir, do you need any help?" The waiter came over and asked.
"Go find me a clean empty bowl and a spoon. This lady wants to drink the delicious soup in the bag!" Xiaolong laughed.
"Uh? Sir, are you sure this lady wants to drink the soup in the bag?" Even the waiter pinched his nose in disgust, "Sir, are you mistaken? This is obviously dirt spit out by people!"
"Hey, you're such a messy waiter. This is obviously a delicious soup. I can already smell the aroma! Hurry up and get the tableware!" the vixen said angrily.
Five minutes later, the waiter brought an empty bowl and a spoon, put them on the table, and said worriedly, "Sir, let me remind you first, our restaurant is not responsible if you get a stomachache from drinking, because it is your choice!"
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"Don't worry, I won't cause trouble for you!" Xiaolong took out a hundred yuan and handed it to the waiter, "Keep it a secret!"
The waiter happily took the money and nodded repeatedly.
Seeing the vixen drinking the "soup" he spit out with relish, Xiaolong laughed so hard that he couldn't stand upright.
It wasn't until the vixen drank the last spoonful that Xiaolong relieved her of the hallucination.
The vixen shuddered and came to her senses. When she saw Xiaolong sitting opposite her and laughing ghostly, she couldn't help but shudder, as if she had a premonition of something ominous.
"Beauty, how does it taste when you drink the stuff I spit out?" Xiaolong asked proudly.
The fox said "Gah?" and looked down at the contents in the spoon. He was dumbfounded. This was not delicious soup, it was clearly dirt!
"Ugh——!" The vixen rushed towards the toilet like an arrow as his body was turbulent.
"Hahahahaha!" Xiaolong laughed so hard that he leaned forward and backward.
To be continued...