He coughed aggressively close to her face, and from time to time there was "thunder and sporadic light rain".

The middle-aged woman opened her eyes and looked at him with disgust. Xiaolong took the opportunity to cough harder, as if he wanted to cough out his lungs!

"Hey, please stay away and cough! It's all sprayed on my face!" the middle-aged woman complained.

"Auntie, I have a cold and I can't help myself! I'm dizzy now, please let me sit down for a while! Cough cough cough, cough cough cough, cough cough cough." Xiaolong's coughing became rhythmic.

The middle-aged woman was afraid of being infected by him, so she suddenly stood up, then squeezed toward the back, and complained, "What bad luck!"

"Thank you, Auntie!" Xiaolong said with a bad smile.

Xiaolong looked at the old lady behind him and said with a smile: "Grandma, sit here!"

For a moment, Xiaolong felt that he was great!

The old lady smiled at him, and as soon as she sat down, she waved to a child in front of him who was about the same age as Xiaolong, "Xiaoqiang, come on, come on, grandma will give you a seat!"

Xiaolong suddenly fainted!

It was a bumpy ride, I got off the bus, then got on the bus again!

Xiaolong was thinking on the bus: "That old man Lonely Hong still has strong tastes and likes that sao girl. However, I don't have that sister's phone number and I don't know her address. How can I find her?"

"Huh? By the way, she has an affair with the bastard's father. If we find the bastard's father, we can probably find her! It seems that I have to establish a good relationship with the bastard and find out the details about his father.

!" Xiaolong thought to himself.

"However, the bastard is now chasing and intercepting me. How can we turn the conflict into friendship?" Xiaolong thought again.

Yes, didn’t the bastard get into trouble with the gangsters in society because he had the girlfriend of that tomboy at school?

That night, I didn't know what was going on, so I went to the appointment disguised as a bastard, and almost got a bad rap.

Yes, I first find that female man and tell her the latest news about the tortoise, so that those gangsters in society can cause trouble for the tortoise.

Then I will inform the tortoise again. In this way, the tortoise will be grateful to me. Will our relationship be reconciled soon?

Xiaolong thought proudly.

In order to find out the details about the bastard's father, I can only temporarily become the bastard's younger brother and find an opportunity to go to his house to play, quack!

I didn’t expect that I’m so smart!?

Just do what you say and do it resolutely!

When he went to school the next day, Xiaolong was temporarily relieved after learning that Murong Yuntian and Xia Xiaorou did not come to school today.

Without Murong Yuntian, he would be less in danger.

Xiaolong searched around the school for that "female man". He only knew that she liked girls, but he didn't know her real name or her class. The school was so big, it was really hard to find her!

However, Xiaolong remembered that the last time he saw that "female man" was in the girls' toilet, where she was hiding in the toilet smoking.

So, Xiaolong skipped class, took advantage of the quiet time in the bathroom, hid in the men's bathroom, closed the toilet door, took out a small mirror, turned on the transformation software, transformed into a girl at will, and walked out!

The moment he opened the toilet door, Li Junjun was urinating. When he saw the girl transformed by Xiaolong appearing in the men's toilet, he was so frightened that he only urinated half of the urine and held back the other half.

Li Junjun was an honest man. His face immediately turned red and he lifted up his pants in a panic!

Xiaolong wanted to play a trick on Li Junjun, so he sneered at him and said: "Tsk, it's so small, it's not as big as my girl's little finger!"

Li Junjun was angry, angry and ashamed!

After a long while, with a red face and a thick nose, he said a classic sentence: "You, you haven't done it yet?!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiaolong was dumbfounded. An honest man would just keep silent. What an astonishing person!

Xiaolong is now a girl, so Li Junjun naturally doesn't know.

So, Xiaolong also said something that surprised Li Junjun, "Who said I didn't have it!?" After saying that, Xiaolong took it out and showed it to Li Junjun!

Ten seconds later, Li Junjun’s exclamation came from the men’s room: “Ah——, ghost——!”

Suddenly he felt that he had called him wrong, so he quickly changed his name and shouted: "Ah——, shemale——!"

Xiaolong smiled evilly, walked out of the men's room, and then walked towards the women's room in a swagger.

It's a pity that the women's restroom is empty! The tomboy didn't smoke there!

After all, there is no way to find it like this!

For a whole day, Xiaolong skipped classes and looked for that tomboy.

Hard work paid off, and within ten minutes of the last class in the afternoon, Xiaolong saw a lot of people gathered around the playground. He hurriedly ran over, pushed aside the crowd and saw that it was two girls fighting, and one of them was the man!

The fight between the girls was very funny. The two of them grabbed each other's long hair and refused to let go. It was obvious that these two girls were not good at each other!

Especially that female man is very tough. Because of her tallness and good figure, she is a fitness beauty like a Western beauty!

And her opponent is a small and exquisite Japanese and Korean type, so the "female man" has the upper hand!

Xiaolong was anxious to find something to do with her and shouted: "Stop fighting, Director Zhang is here!"

It really worked, and immediately, the two girls let go in unison!

At this time, the school bell rang, and the crowd of onlookers dispersed.

Xiaolong followed the female man and was thinking about how to strike up a conversation.

Unexpectedly, the girl suddenly turned around: "If you want to avenge that girl, just do it directly. Damn, don't follow me behind me, okay? Ang?"

"Hehe, misunderstanding, purely misunderstanding!" Xiaolong said with a playful smile.

The female man washed Xiaolong's body from top to bottom with doubtful eyes, "Then why are you following me? You want to pick me up? Oh, I'm not interested in boys. You've found the wrong person, right?"

"Hey, no, no, I'm Wang Tao's brother!" At this point, the female man was about to fight with Xiaolong.

Xiaolong was smart and said quickly: "But now I hate him. He cheated on my girlfriend. I know the bastard has offended you, so I want to report to you!"

"Hmph, I have a lot of spies, and I used you to report the news. If I wanted to destroy the bastard, I would have done it long ago. Last time I just scared him! Isn't he the boss of the school gangsters? What else? I still have

I know some gangsters in society! Besides, if he wants my girlfriend, I will give it to him. I have plenty of girls!" The female man said disapprovingly.

Xiaolong had a thankless job and got stuck.

Xiaolong rolled his eyes and gave a thumbs up, "You are so awesome, you are my boss! Can I follow you in the future?"

At the same time, I have already noticed in my heart: "Damn it, I will act like a bastard again and pick up your latest girl. Are you still not angry? Gah!"

"Hahahaha! Okay, you can call me second sister from now on! I think you are quite smart, let's try it out first! Follow me to chop people this afternoon! But don't be afraid, at the beginning, I won't let you chop, just

Let you experience that thrilling experience. If you think you are suitable for being a gangster, continue to follow me. If you are afraid, I will not force you and I will still be your campus gangster." said the female man.

"Hey, thank you, second sister!" Xiaolong was able to bend and stretch.

When school was over, Xiaolong asked Zhou Xiaojuan to go home first.

Zhou Xiaojuan asked: "You didn't go to class all day, what were you doing? I really want to tell your mother!"

"Hey, Miss Zhou, it's Director Zhang who wants to ask me for something!" Xiaolong said.

"Did you make a mistake?" Zhou Xiaojuan immediately became sensitive when she heard that it was Director Zhang from the Education Department.

"No, absolutely not. It was Director Zhang who wanted me to join the student union, so he came to talk to me!"

"Damn Xiaolong, you're lying!" Zhou Xiaojuan didn't believe it, "If your mother knew that you skipped class, you would be in trouble!"

Without saying a word, Xiaolong pulled Zhou Xiaojuan and walked towards the teaching office.

Zhou Xiaojuan followed Xiaolong in order to verify that he was not lying or resisting.

Director Zhang from the Teaching Office was stunned for a moment when he saw Xiaolong coming in. The scene of watching "Cangchun Pavilion" that day immediately came to mind.

He was afraid that Zhang Ming would poke his pigtails, so he looked at Xiaolong with a smile on his face.

"Director Zhang, please help me!" Xiaolong also smiled with a hint of pun in his words.

If I remember correctly, Xiaolong Onuo said to Director Zhang before leaving last time: "I don't need your help now. If I need it, I will come to you!"

"Oh, what are you busy with?" Director Zhang asked with an approachable smile.

"Director Zhang, I didn't go to class today, not because I skipped class, but because you asked me to join the student union because you had something to do with me, right? Please clarify this matter!" Xiaolong said matter-of-factly, and asked him

Wink.

Director Zhang is not stupid. He has his pigtails in his hands and must help. So he glanced at Zhou Xiaojuan and asked with a smile: "Are you his girlfriend? You misunderstood him!"

Zhou Xiaojuan was stunned, and her face turned red at the same time, "Why did Director Zhang, who has always been opposed to student dating, say that I am her girlfriend!"

"That's not true!" Zhou Xiaojuan was trying to clarify her identity.

But I heard Director Zhang say: "Actually, it doesn't matter, don't be shy, he is a promising student, smart, clever, and has potential! I intend to make him the president of the student union! Haha!"

Xiaolong could see that Director Zhang was helpless and his smile was so fake!

"Haha, thank you, Director Zhang, for helping me clear my charge of skipping class. Now my girlfriend feels much more relieved!"

As soon as she walked out of the teaching office, Zhou Xiaojuan frowned slightly and said, "Who is your girlfriend!"

"You, how else could you control me everywhere!" Xiaolong wanted to be angry with Zhou Xiaojuan. Anyway, even Director Zhang has clarified it for him now, and Zhou Xiaojuan has nothing to say after returning home!

"You——! I don't care about your mess! I'm going home, you can take care of yourself." Zhou Xiaojuan walked away angrily.

Xiaolong couldn't be more familiar with Zhou Xiaojuan. Looking at her angry figure walking away, he smiled and counted: "One, two, three!" and then said: "Turn around!"

Zhou Xiaojuan actually turned around and shouted in unison with Xiaolong: "Xiaolong, go home early!"

Hearing Xiaolong shouting the same thing, Zhou Xiaojuan was stunned for a moment, and then she thought it was ridiculous, "Damn Xiaolong, you are looking for death!"
Chapter completed!