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Chapter 3 My style is getting weirder and weirder

The female Taoist priest was still peeling pine nuts when she saw Li Feihu and said, "You're back?"

"I'm back." Li Feihu said, "Did you just say that if you don't want to harvest me now, you will wait until my great medicine is refined before harvesting me?"

The female Taoist priest said: "Yes."

Li Feihu said: "Then how long will it take me to refine it?"

"If it's fast, it'll be one year, if it's slow, it'll be ten years."

"Then will you kill me?"

The female Taoist priest thought for a moment and said, "I guess. But you won't necessarily die."

Li Feihu became happy: "What should I say?"

The female Taoist priest said: "My master took us up the mountain just to collect tonic. But later I cultivated well and killed him. If you can kill me, it won't be a big deal. But if you still can't master it after ten years, then you can

It’s useless. Look over there.”

Li Feihu looked toward the back mountain where she pointed, but he only saw a bare hill, like a bald head.

"The lazy and untrained ones are all buried there, and you will be buried there too when the time comes."

Li Feihu thought for a while: "Is there a coffin?"

"have."

"That's not bad." Li Feihu said, "My parents were wrapped in mats."

The female Taoist priest nodded: "Well, it's not bad."

Li Feihu learned how to practice qi on the tenth day he lived in the mountain. Now he was sitting cross-legged on the kang. Wang Wu was sitting opposite him and said to him: "Why do you just meditate? When will you practice swordsmanship?"

?When will you fight me to the death?"

Li Feihu opened his eyes a little and said, "Master, why haven't you taken the medicine yet?"

Wang Wu said: "How do you know there is no such thing?"

Li Feihu said: "You didn't even go to her house at night."

Wang Wu was stunned for a while and said: "Why should I go to her house? Am I looking for a beating?"

Li Feihu said: "Then how does she supplement you?"

Wang Wu was stunned for a moment, then laughed and said: "You are such a fool. You are talking about sleeping with a woman. Taking supplements is to use the spirit to replenish the spirit, and the mind to intersect. Do you understand?"

Li Feihu frowned: "I don't understand."

"You will understand when you reach the realm of spiritual enlightenment." Wang Wu said proudly, "When you learn how to introduce qi into the body, you are in the realm of spiritual enlightenment. Those who have sufficient yang in their bodies are men, and those who have sufficient yin in their bodies are women. We are here

If you practice in one room, you will exhale the original yang. When the master introduces the original yang into the body in another room, you will collect yang and replenish yin."

Li Feihu thought for a while and said, "Then you slept with the master."

Wang Wu became shy and said, "That's not picking up yang and replenishing yin."

He shook his head again: "Fuck, who told you this? Why don't you practice sword practice? We are going to fight to the death!"

Li Feihu snorted: "Why are you so anxious to die? Maybe you will be killed by the master first."

Wang Wu stared and said, "Who said he would die?"

"The master said it."

Wang Wu frowned and thought for a while, then opened his brows and laughed: "You are indeed a fool. Do you think that the Yuan Yang in your body has been slowly taken away, and there is only a little Yuan Yin left? But in a man's body

Can you still live if you only have Yuan Yin? Of course it means death. But this is death, not that death. As long as you slowly raise Yuan Yin back, you will be half dead. Then you can supplement Yuan Yang and blend it like the master, no

That's great. Not only can't you die, but you can live for a long time."

Li Feihu became happy. But he was just half happy when he said: "Didn't you say that the person with enough yin is a woman? What if the yang is taken away?"

Wang Wu said: "Of course I will become a woman. Isn't that what a master is like? I think it's good to be a woman. My father used to do all the work in my family, and my mother didn't have to do anything. When did you practice swordsmanship?"

?”

Li Feihu said: "Fuck."

Wang Wu said that it took Li Feihu ten days to figure out how to practice qi because he was stupid. But in fact, it was because every time he meditated and fell into trance, he thought of the butt and legs of the female Taoist priest. He felt hot all over and wanted to take a bath.

But now he knew that the female Taoist priest had been a man, and when he thought of her butt and legs, his whole body was filled with excitement, and he suddenly became enlightened.

So on the eleventh day, Li Feihu introduced Qi into his body. Wang Wu said that he had entered the realm of spiritual enlightenment and urged him to practice swordsmanship.

Li Feihu said: "I don't have a sword."

Wang Wu threw his sword to him and said, "Then use my sword."

Li Feihu held the sword and turned his wrist. He felt that the little spiritual power in his body could not be transferred to his hands. He threw the sword to Wang Wu and said, "Well, I can't practice sword practice, but you can practice it."

Dan Pot Technique. When the time comes, we will still have a fair duel."

So Wang Wu began to secretly practice the Danhu technique with Li Feihu.

Li Feihu said this because practicing Dan Hu Technique is a bit disgusting.

A few days ago, the female Taoist priest gave him thirty pills and asked him to take one pill a day. The pills were small, black, and shaped like mouse droppings. Li Fei put the pot in his mouth and took a sip, and they tasted like mice.

Shit. He asked the female Taoist priest: "What is this?"

The female Taoist priest said: "It's rat droppings."

He also said: "It's not ordinary rat droppings, it's spiritual rat droppings. This is the lowest level of elixir that only ordinary people can tolerate."

Li Feihu thought that it would be better for two people to eat shit together than to eat it alone. It would be better to ask Wang Wu to eat it first. If he eats shit and dies, he will try to escape.

On the fifteenth day of eating, Wang Wu had finished eating all the mouse droppings, and Li Feihu still had fourteen pieces left. Li Feihu asked Wang Wu: "Do you feel anything is wrong?"

Wang Wu said: "I haven't eaten enough, do you have any more?"

Li Feihu looked at Wang Wu carefully and found that his face was glowing red and his energy was better than before. He thought to himself that this thing was indeed a pill.

The only downside is that Wang Wu now has bad breath. For this reason, Wang Wu was kicked out again within a quarter of an hour after being called into the room by his master last night.

Li Feihu went to the female Taoist priest and said, "Master, give me fifteen more pills."

The female Taoist priest was sitting under the pine tree peeling pine nuts to eat. She looked at him for a while and said, "You didn't take the medicine before. Did you give it to Wang Wu?"

Wang Wu hurriedly poked his head out of the room: "It's not for me!"

Li Feihu said: "That's what he ate."

The female Taoist priest said: "Do you think this rat excrement... the effective rat poison is there? I went to Feiyun Mountain and killed the white-flowered snake to get it. You wasted fifteen pills, so you have to do something for this."

Things can be exchanged again - you go to Shanxia City to find Magistrate Bai to collect a debt."

Li Feihu said: "Forget it, I don't want it anymore. I still have fourteen pills."

The female Taoist priest said: "It's okay. But if you take one pill a day, by the end of the month, with your qualifications, you should be able to cultivate Xuanhuang Wind. But you only have fourteen pills. If you can't cultivate it by then, go to the back mountain and choose a good place for yourself."

Bar."

Li Feihu said: "What kind of debt are you collecting?"

The female Taoist priest patted the pine nut shells off her body and said: "Collect the debt for yourself. Didn't you say that three robbers robbed your house? They haven't been punished yet. You ask Magistrate Bai to arrest those three people."

Li Feihu was stunned and said, "Why are you helping me collect debt?"

The female Taoist priest smiled and said: "I said you have too much murderous aura, and you need to get rid of it, otherwise it will be difficult to produce great medicine. This is your debt collection, and your debt collection for me - Wang Wu, you go too."

Wang Wu said from a distance: "They didn't rob my house."
Chapter completed!
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