Li Feihu and Wang Wu went down the mountain carrying a bag of pine nuts, but they didn't see the tiger.

The bag was heavy and had a musty smell. Li Feihu said, "Why are we carrying this?"

Wang Wu said: "Go and sell it to Magistrate Bai."

Li Feihu said: "Is this all moldy?"

Wang Wu said: "This bag has been stored for three years. Not only has it become moldy, but it has also sprouted. If we wait another three years, pine trees will grow."

Li Feihu said: "Then we still have to sell it to County Magistrate Bai?"

Wang Wu said: "How can you make money if you don't sell it? It can't be robbed. The master said that the money gained from stealing and robbing must have bad luck."

Li Feihu said: "How much do these cost?"

Wang Wu said: "Master said that one pine nut costs one penny."

Li Feihu gave a thumbs up.

Li Feihu and Wang Wu walked to the county town and saw a bunch of people gathered on the street. They all stretched their heads and were very happy. He walked over with a bag on his back and asked, "What are you looking at?"

A blacksmith said with a smile: "Hush, Magistrate Bai's son is doing something good."

Li Feihu said: "What good thing?"

The blacksmith winked: "That's all."

Li Feihu hurriedly squeezed in to take a look, but was unhappy again. Bai Piao, the son of County Magistrate Bai, pressed Xiaocui from Landlord Wang's house to the ground and was taking off her clothes. Two policemen were guarding outside.

Li Feihu said: "What the hell are you doing?"

One of the policemen was the one who looked at him the night before. He smiled and said, "Oh, isn't this Li Feihu? How are you doing with your Taoism?"

The onlookers complained: "You go to other places to talk, don't block us."

Xiaocui said: "No!"

Li Feihu kicked the policeman away and threw the bag on Bai Piao's back. Xiaocui ran away quickly. The policeman yelled: "How bold!"

When the messenger pulled out his knife, Wang Wu jumped out and said, "His life is mine, no one dares to touch him."

The two policemen recognized him and quickly said: "We are just doing activities."

Li Feihu jumped over and kicked Bai Piao away. Bai Piao took off half of his pants, stood up and cursed: "Who? How bold!"

Li Feihu stepped on his face again and asked, "Who has the rope?"

The onlookers scolded him: "Go away! Don't delay our good things."

Li Feihu said: "What's so good about this? It's not your turn. I'll show you something better."

The people around him became curious and untied their trousers since there was no rope, tied them into one and handed them to him.

Li Feihu tied up Bai Piao, but Bai Piao was dishonest. Li Feihu kicked him again, breaking Bai Piao's legs. Bai Piao groaned in pain, and Li Feihu was startled.

I thought: practicing Taoism is indeed useful.

He hung Bai Piao on the flagpole and said to the people around him: "Who the hell has ever seen the county magistrate's son tied up?"

Everyone said they had never seen it.

The two policemen curled their lips: "We have just seen it. It was just a woman who tied him up."

Before Bai Piao put on his trousers, he cursed and urinated on Li Feihu's head. Li Feihu asked, "Who has a knife?"

A butcher smiled and handed over a butcher's knife.

Bai Piao's words were still lingering, so Li Feihu picked it up and cut it off.

Bai Piao shouted and fainted. When Li Feihu heard the official scolding in the distance, he threw the knife on the ground and stood aside.

After a while, County Magistrate Bai ran over with his people. Seeing Bai Piao's appearance, he fainted with an ouch, and the official quickly woke him up.

"Who did it?" Magistrate Bai asked while groaning, "I'm going to chop him up!"

Everyone around pointed at Li Feihu and said, "He."

Li Feihu said: "Look at the rope that tied him, it's their waistband. Look at the knife on the ground, it belongs to Butcher Zhang. It's none of my fucking business."

County Magistrate Bai looked at Li Feihu and said, "I remember you. You are the apprentice of my third uncle and grandma."

Wang Wu said: "There is me, too."

The fat on Magistrate Bai's face trembled as he stared at Li Feihu.

Li Feihu said: "Your third uncle and grandma asked you to buy pine nuts."

Magistrate Bai suddenly shouted: "Tie up all these thugs! Cut them alive! Cut them alive!"

After taking another breath, he said to Li Feihu: "For the sake of my sixteen sons and my third uncle and grandma, I will let you go this time. Come with me!"

County Magistrate Bai was sitting by the window on the second floor, counting pine nuts, while watching thirty-six onlookers being hung by the wall outside the county government office. He said: "The unruly people, a group of unruly people."

Then he said to Li Feihu: "How are you doing in your Taoism? Is my third uncle and grandma treating you well?"

Wang Wu said: "Pretty good, pretty good."

Li Feihu said: "You want to ask, if you kill me, will your third uncle and grandma cause trouble for you?"

County Magistrate Bai quickly said: "No, no - will it happen?"

The messenger who was counting the pine nuts said: "Master, there are seven thousand six hundred pine nuts in total."

Magistrate Bai said distressedly: "That's seven taels and six cents of silver. Damn it—go get the silver."

Li Feihu said: "Wang Wu, please follow me. Don't miss me."

Wang Wu said: "Why should I go?"

Li Feihu said: "Do you want to take the rat poison?"

Wang Wu walked out quickly.

As soon as the door closed, Li Feihu said: "Mr. Bai, it was your third uncle and grandma who asked me to do this. She said that you privately complained about the moldy and sprouting of pine nuts, and she wanted to teach you a lesson."

Magistrate Bai wiped his sweat: "I never said that - how did she know?"

Li Feihu said: "She also said that she wanted me to take an official to catch the robber who killed my cattle. If this is done, she won't care."

Magistrate Bai quickly shouted: "Come here, come here!"

Li Feihu and the official who had been watching him walked out of the back door to the street. Li Feihu said to him: "You wait here and don't move. I'll buy a sword first - do you have any money on you?"

The official took out the three-cornered coin. Li Feihu smelled it and said, "This is my three-cornered coin. I ate garlic and radish that day."

The official said: "It tastes pretty good."

Li Feihu crossed the street, turned the corner, and walked into the crowd.

The officer waited for two-quarters of an hour and didn't see him coming back, so he went out to look for him. But the street was full of people who came to see the people who were hanged, so he had to go back and tell Magistrate Bai and Wang Wu.

The three people thought for another quarter of an hour and said together: "Damn it, he ran away!"

Li Feihu ran out of the county town and walked along the path. After walking for an hour, he thought that no one would be able to find him. He also thought that although he was almost raped by a female Taoist priest, he finally got the book.

With the alchemy pot technique, you can now practice immortality yourself.

Bai Piao peed on his head, and his body smelled of urine. When he saw a pool of water on the roadside, he jumped in to take a bath.

After taking a bath, he decided to touch some shrimps and shells to eat, and then dived down.

But when he dived into the water, he saw a ball of white clothes next to a stone, and a ball of black hair on the white clothes. Li Feihu was startled and thought, water ghost! So he kicked the water ghost on the head. But the water ghost

His hair was so thick that it got entangled around his ankles. Li Feihu was so frightened that he farted and hurriedly climbed to the shore.

He climbed ashore, and the water ghost was also dragged up.

Li Feihu grabbed a stone and threw it at the water ghost's head, but when he hit it, he found that it was not a water ghost, but a long, slender, beautiful girl.

He thought: Damn, the world is going downhill, and the little girl is here to peek at me taking a bath.

Li Feihu dropped the stone, slapped her and said, "Wake up!"

He slapped me again and said, "Wake up!"

At this time, I heard a voice behind me saying: "You actually caught this monster."

Li Feihu jumped up and saw a black dog with thin legs and feet behind him. He said, "What kind of monster?"

The dog said: "It's that monster on the ground - don't you think something is wrong?"

Li Feihu looked at the dog and said, "There's something wrong."

The black dog said: "Look what I do. Have you never seen a talking dog?"

Li Feihu said: "I have seen a talking tiger. My master wants it to be a tiger."

Black Dog said: "Is your master a female Taoist priest who likes to collect yang and replenish yin?"

Li Feihu said happily: "You also recognize her? I am her new disciple. So we are traveling together."

The black dog said: "Okay. I caught two monsters at once."

It suddenly stood up, its dog head turned into a human head, and its dog skin turned into a Taoist robe. It held a sword in one hand and a whisk in the other.
Chapter completed!