A powerful kick knocked Ruoli upside down on the prayer tree in the courtyard, entangled in a pile of red prayer banners, howling and being in a dilemma.

At this time, a fat woman who came to pray with a hand-held food box witnessed all this with her own eyes. She raised her eyes in astonishment to the praying tree that was more than two feet high. She asked in a trembling voice: "Then,

What is that?"

The owl is the most ominous existence in the eyes of mortals. Ruoli didn't want to cause trouble, so he didn't dare to howl or even move. Holding the fan, he trotted to the woman and patted her shoulder.

He laughed and said perfunctorily: "Auntie, are you dazzled?"

"What kind of aunt? I am in my twenties and haven't gotten married yet. Are you blind?" When the woman opened her mouth, her words were full of thorns, and her face was acrimonious.

Thinking that the other person would not bear the beating even though he was still in mortal form, he had no choice but to give in and said jokingly: "It turns out that she is still a girl who has not yet left the court. If you didn't tell me, I really didn't see it. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry!"

In fact, it's not because of her poor eyesight. This 'girl' has a fat head and a sinister look. The key is that her big face is covered with small pockmarks. If she doesn't say she has a double ten, others at least think she has a double twenty.

"Huh, ugly people are more likely to cause mischief!" The woman looked up and down the fan, then raised her chest with a wink, and fanned the fan with her elbows intentionally or unintentionally, and finally walked in with a swaggering twist of her big fat buttocks.

Yue Lao Temple.

The unsuspecting fan almost caused the wall of flesh to twist and fall. She pointed at the woman's back angrily, so angry that her thin lips trembled. But in the end, she just stamped her feet and thought she was unlucky: "

Forget it, since you are a mortal, my aunt will not care about you."

He raised his eyes and looked at the sky where the stars had not yet disappeared. Holding the fan, he suddenly remembered that Mu Chen had said that there were no homes within ten miles. Then he looked at the eye-catching red men's boots on the woman's feet. They were not the ones Yue Lao often wore.

Double? He slapped his forehead hard with his fan, and then quickly followed to the door. He leaned against the door frame with one hand on the back of his neck and stared at the "fat aunt" who claimed to be a beauty as if she was watching a good show.

As soon as the woman entered the Yuelao Temple, she seemed to be a different person. She changed her previous mean look, bowed respectfully, and placed the tribute fruits in the food box on the altar one by one. Then she saw her taking them again.

I lit three sticks of incense, knelt on the futon, kowtowed three times devoutly, closed my eyes and begged: "Believe girl Qiu Xiaokui, please give me blessings from the old man Yuexia!"

The old man under the moon must undoubtedly refer to the old man under the moon. This blessing must be a blessing of marriage. In order to make himself happy, the old man under the moon pretended to be like that. Thinking of this, Zhifan couldn't help but sneered.

: "Hey! I'm telling you, auntie, eldest sister, it's useless for you to beg like this."

Qiu Xiaokui glanced at her and said displeasedly: "Why is it you again? Don't talk nonsense in front of the old man Yuexia."

"Ha, old thing! Since you like to play, then I will play with you." Thinking of this, he held the fan and said with a sly smile, "Is it possible that the eldest sister is still kept in the dark?"

"If you have something to say, please say it quickly, don't keep talking here!" Qiu Xiaokui's tone was a little impatient, but her face was surprisingly calm, as if she was not surprised by the words and actions of the fan.

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just..." He stood upright with his fan in hand, paused deliberately, wrapped his slender fingers around a strand of black hair and rolled it several times, and then withdrew his fingers after successfully attracting the other person's attention.

.The hair playfully and briefly formed a curl on her shoulders. After a while, it returned to its previous straight appearance. Just like the fan herself, the cute and cute side can never maintain half a stick of fragrance.

.

She waved mysteriously, and Qiu Xiaokui came closer to her curiously, but still knelt on the futon and did not get up. He held the fan and waved her closer again, but Qiu Xiaokui turned over to her.

He rolled his eyes and turned away from her.

Hey! Very capable!

Zhifan's bad temper immediately came up. With a glare, she waved her little fists at Qiu Xiaokui's back. After venting her anger, she came closer with a smile and said regretfully:

"Hey! Everyone in the world thinks that Yue Lao has a good marriage, but they don't know that Yue Lao can't even solve his own life-long affairs. He is already a god of hundreds of thousands of years, and he is still a lonely god. In my opinion,

As for Yue Lao, that old magician, whoever has the red string attached to him will be unlucky. You are the only one who eagerly expects him to give you a good relationship. Are you stupid?"

The fan stabbed her forehead hard, making Qiu Xiaokui's slit eyes turn into fish eyes in anger. She stood up and stabbed the fan three times on the forehead, saying: "You stinky girl, how dare you stand in front of the moon?"

If you speak ill of the old man in front of him, you may not get married."

"I didn't say anything bad about him, look." She pulled up her skirt, revealing a small section of her snow-white ankle, and secretly made an invisibility formula, and the red line appeared on her ankle as expected, "

This is the red thread that old man Yue Lao tied for me. Thanks to the love of old man Yuexia, my son passed away before his birth, leaving us orphans and widowed mothers without anyone to rely on. Do you think the old man who is immortal will still be alive?

Can you believe it?"

"You can take this medicine randomly, but you can't talk nonsense. When will it be Yue Lao's turn to take care of your marriage?" At this point, Qiu Xiaokui belatedly covered her mouth and slit her eyes unnaturally.

Staring at the instep, as if afraid of exposing something.

However, if you talk too much, you will be wrong, and it will be too late to regret it!

Holding the fan, he pinched the big fat on her face with a smile: "Old man, you are still here pretending to be with me. Quickly take this unfortunate thing of yours off my feet, otherwise, I will lift your penis."

Old temple."

In fact, this "Qiu girl" with a fierce personality and a strong back is none other than the Yue Lao who changes her appearance from time to time and comes to Yue Lao Temple to look at the incense and praying banners. Qiu Xiaokui can't use this look of Yue Lao anymore.

Thousands of times, throughout the ages, no one has ever recognized his identity. Yuelao often takes pleasure in this, thinking that his clothes are perfect, but unexpectedly, holding the fan reveals his identity in just a few words, which makes Yuelao very sad.

I don't understand it. Not only do I understand it, but I am also very unhappy.

"What exactly is the mistake? The stinky girl seems to have deliberately disrupted my thoughts from the beginning. Could it be that she has noticed it a long time ago? Impossible, absolutely impossible!" After thinking about it, Yue Lao still felt that whether she was

There couldn't be anything wrong with her body, appearance, words or deeds. The ghost girl must have deliberately tricked her. Then she cried out in disbelief, "Oh, oh, oh, you damn girl, let go, let go quickly, I can't listen."

I know what you're talking about."

"Really? Then I'll help you smooth it out." Holding the fan, Ke Ke vigorously grabbed the big fat on Yue Lao's face. When he howled repeatedly, he suddenly withdrew his hand, paced, and wrote lightly

: "There is nothing wrong with ordinary people praying early. The problem is that there is no one in this area within ten miles. I dare to ask 'Miss Qiu', how can you, a woman, walk alone at night without the need for lighting?"

Yue Lao touched his sore face, hissed, held his head high, and said confidently: "Who said I didn't have any lighting? I just burned out the torches on the road and threw them away. What? Just give me your little arms and legs.

You coward, why don’t you allow others to be lucky and bold?”

Holding the fan and giving a thumbs up, he nodded approvingly: "Not only are you brave, you can also fly!"

Yue Laowei really didn't understand the purpose of holding the fan and said this, so he could only frown and keep silent, keeping the same in response to all changes. Unexpectedly, the smelly girl actually pointed at his nose and yelled: "Tell me, what are you doing?"

Mortals don't know how to become more handsome. With your current behavior, people who don't know would have thought that your mother accidentally dropped you into a sesame field when you were born. Your face was flattened and the sesame seeds were stuck in your flesh.

Yes. Also, your big feet don’t matter if you wear men’s boots, but you still wear the same tacky red boots as Yue Lao. The key is that they are spotless. How can you still have Qinggong with a wall of flesh like yours?”

Red boots are Yue Lao's usual attire, but he never imagined that they would become his biggest failure. Sure enough, there must be a flaw in everything!

Yue Lao was still waiting for another quibble, but unexpectedly, holding the fan, he was one step ahead of him and shouted out the door: "Vulture, come in and take a look. The plump beauty you like, with big breasts and no brains, is here. It's true."

, Children and old men are not deceived!"

Yue Lao hurriedly tried to cover her mouth, but in the end it was too late. He sighed helplessly and transformed into a white-haired immortal dressed in red and full of energy.

Seeing this, the owl seemed to be greeted by rain after a long drought, its eyes were shining, and it hurriedly wanted to get down from the praying tree. However, it was tightly entangled with the praying banner, and it tried to break free, but failed, and was forced to pull it.

He called out in a high voice: "Yue Lao, here, here, let me down quickly..."

The two people in the room ignored its existence. Yue Lao straightened his clothes, smoothed his white beard, and said in an old-fashioned way: "You stinky girl, I haven't seen you in two months, you are really getting more and more cunning."

"Old man Yue, I haven't seen you for two months, and your taste has become more and more serious. After all, you are the only one who can treat a sow as a beauty and a beautiful woman as a shoe." Holding a fan and puffing up his cheeks, he said sarcastically.

In front of Yue Lao, he traced the five big and three thick body lines of 'Qiu Xiaokui', mocking the other person and at the same time he also boasted about himself.

Not only was Yue Lao not angry, he also smiled crookedly and cupped his hands, saying: "We accept each other's concessions!"

She held the fan and wanted to make him angry, but instead she made him angry, so she slapped Yue Lao's cupped hands again and said viciously: "Who told you to each other, why are you here?"

Little Boyuan, who was still sleeping, was so shocked by her loud shout that he lost all sleep. When he opened his eyes, he saw Yue Lao rubbing his hands and said resentfully: "Smelly girl, you are too cruel. I'm so cruel."

Your bones are almost falling apart."


Chapter completed!