Volume 1 Open War and Conspiracy Chapter 8 Avoiding the Inescapable Marriage Calamity
Holding the fan to wait for another attack, Yue Lao pointed at Little Boyuan again and said in surprise: "Hey, who is this baby? Why does it look familiar?"
Zhi Fan finally understood that Old Man Yue was here for Boyuan. It was such a good time that she had long wanted to give up. She hurriedly sent the baby to Yue Lao and said with a sly smile: "Here,
I have found His Highness the Crown Prince who has fallen into the mortal world. Quickly bring him to the Emperor of Heaven, and I will give you the opportunity to take credit. What do you think? Am I satisfied?"
When Yue Lao went to Fanyun Palace yesterday, the emperor did mention to him the matter of His Highness Ninth Prince descending to earth. He came today to ensure the safety of His Highness Ninth Highness. However, Yue Lao had no intention of accepting this hot potato. He was too busy to avoid it and waved his hands repeatedly.
: "You're a little trouble. It's a good idea to try to help me get into trouble by yourself."
"Hey, since you don't want it, then I'll kill him and it'll be over." Holding the fan and holding the jade hairpin, he raised his hand and made a gesture to stab the baby on the chest.
Yue Lao hurriedly stopped her and tried to persuade her: "Shan'er, you can't make this joke, you might lose your head."
"What are you afraid of? If you don't tell me and I don't tell you, how will the Emperor of Heaven know about it?"
"His Highness the Ninth Prince is the only son of the Emperor of Heaven. If something happens to him, do you think you can escape? If the Emperor of Heaven really investigates him, even your master will suffer the same fate, let alone you.
Don't be motivated!"
"According to what you said, I have already formed a relationship with Boyuan, and I can't hide it anyway. It's better to take him as a support before I die. Otherwise, wouldn't I die too unjustly?"
Holding the fan, his face condensed, and he immediately raised the jade hairpin high. The ferocious posture did not look like a fairy coming down from heaven, but was clearly an evil ghost climbing up from hell to seek his life.
In today's world, if someone is ruthless and violent, he will be afraid of losing his life. If someone is ruthless and violent but feels that there is no way out, there is nothing she dare not do. The more Boyuan thought about it,
The more he felt that Yuelao was not here to help him at all, but because he was afraid that he would die if he didn't use the fan, so he came here specifically to break her.
Boyuan thought this way because he didn't understand Zhifan, but Yue Lao had known Zhishan for more than two thousand years and had a somewhat clear understanding of her nature.
Shan Yatou is indeed bold and cunning and selfish, but she will not attack a child who has no power to restrain a chicken. She would threaten herself with the Ninth Prince, and she must be trying to negotiate terms. To deal with Shan Yatou, first of all, you must not confront someone head-on, otherwise
She will take advantage of the strong and fight to the death. Of course, you cannot be too accommodating to her, otherwise she will climb up the pole and be unreasonable. The only way to get ahead is to use both soft and hard tactics.
Of the policy!
After thinking about this, Yue Lao did not stop him. He calmly stroked his beard and said with a smile: "What you said makes sense, but I have to remind you that His Highness the Ninth Prince is a god. Do you really think that your broken jade hairpin can do anything?"
Kill him? If you do it now, it will only end His Highness Ninth Prince's calamity early. When he returns to the throne of God, your life will be over too. Besides, after thinking about it, I feel that whether it is in terms of seniority or seniority,
, the Emperor of Heaven dare not do anything to the Emperor, but you, a nobody like you, may not be so lucky, and you will inevitably end up in a state of despair. But don’t be discouraged, I am here just to save your life, how about,
Do you want to hear it?"
Zhifan really wanted to use Boyuan as a bargaining chip in exchange for his own freedom, but this trick obviously didn't work, so he put away the jade hairpin and said with a fake smile: "I think about it, of course I think about it, it's better to die than live!"
However, in the next moment, she took advantage of Yue Lao's unpreparedness, grabbed his white beard and threatened: "Stop talking nonsense, either you take away the red thread on my ankle, or I pluck out your beard, what do you choose?
You don’t need me to teach you, do you?”
"No! It really can't be done!" Yue Lao shook his head, obviously not willing to cooperate. He grabbed his white beard with the fan, causing him to grimace in pain, and quickly changed his words, "It's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that I don't.
That skill will help you. The red line on your foot is not an ordinary marriage line, but a marriage disaster. It will disappear automatically only when you find your destined partner."
"Don't fool me with the way you fool mortals. The marriage of gods is not your business at all. This thing is clearly a refined fairy binding rope. The person who imposed the punishment is either you or my master. You still want to trick me.
Do you really think I am as easy to deceive as I was when I was three hundred years old?"
Yue Lao twitched the corner of his mouth, thinking that Shan Yatou was becoming more and more cunning and suspicious, and it was really hard to fool her. How could he make her obedient and treat His Highness Ninth Prince well?
After thinking for a moment, Yue Lao began to understand things rationally and emotionally again: "Let's not mention the old things, but this time you were the first to get into trouble. Do you know that the emperor, in order to protect you, did not hesitate to break the precept and have sex with the Emperor of Heaven?
He lied, claiming that His Highness Ninth Prince was sent away by him for some business, and then managed to get through. Now, you only need to be responsible for raising His Highness Ninth Prince, and the Emperor will find other ways to protect your life. Remember, don’t
Just keep causing trouble."
The path that Emperor Qingwu cultivates is the ruthless path, which means abstaining from greed, anger, ignorance, love, evil, lust, drinking, sex, lying, killing, stealing, and sexual immorality. The most difficult part of the ruthless path lies in these fourteen precepts. Since the beginning of the world, those who have cultivated this path have
There is only one emperor. Therefore, after Qing Wu emerged as a human being, the position of supreme being in the three realms should belong to him. However, he was pure in heart and unwilling to get involved in trouble, so he settled for the second best and got the position of emperor.
Yue Lao took it for granted that the emperor had to repay the kindness of the emperor in order to hold the fan and break the lie commandment. But the reality is often very different from the imagination. I saw the fan girl stared with almond-shaped eyes and said angrily:
"Don't you come here? Since I was little, the smelly old man has lied to me a few times. Besides, the smelly old man has been stumbling upon me from the beginning. If Boyuan really wants the elixir, he can directly order the gods to come.
Isn’t it okay to just take it?
The stinky old man asked Boyuan to come and get it in person. Didn't you make it clear that he wanted to use him to beat me? But he made a mistake and exposed Lou Zi and asked me to help him raise his family. Bah! You still expect me to be grateful to him, I think.
Don't even think about it! Old man Yue, please tell him for me that I, my aunt, am quitting!" After saying that, he confidently put the baby on the futon while holding the fan, and stood up to leave.
I don’t know where the fan girl learned this fallacy, but it actually sounded quite reasonable. Yue Lao stopped her in a hurry and said hurriedly: "Stinky girl, you are a wicked person who complained first. If the emperor heard it with his own ears,
These words of yours will probably make you angry to death. Although I don’t know why His Highness Ninth Prince appeared in Fanyun Palace, one thing I can tell you clearly is that your coming down to earth this time is not just because of His Highness Ninth Prince’s experience.
It is caused by calamity, and this is also the calamity that you are destined to have. You two are destined to be entangled together, and you will not be able to escape even if you want to."
Zhi Fan was confused when he heard this, and asked hurriedly: "Old man Yue, what do you mean by this?"
"The secret of heaven must not be leaked!" The words stopped, and Yue Lao disappeared again.
"Speak clearly before you leave, otherwise, I will burn your Yuelao Temple." She picked up the candle and pretended to burn the clothes on the statue of Yuelao, but what was waiting for her was Yuelao who was extremely proud of it.
Laughing loudly, "That's exactly what I want. Among the hundreds of Yuelao Temples I have built, this one is the most dilapidated. Even the statues of gods are far from my handsome appearance. You burned it,
It's just time for those good men and women to build a new Yuelao Temple for me and build a golden statue. It's great, wonderful!"
Zhifan knew clearly that Yue Lao did it deliberately, but he was still very angry with him. He simply threw away the candle and retorted: "Yue Lao, just wait for me. I will burn your incense Lin Palace when I get back."
Then pluck out your beard and shave off your head, so that from now on you can only eat fast and chant sutras with Lord Tathagata Buddha!"
"Okay, if you still have life to return to heaven, I will do as you wish!" Yue Lao left an intriguing word and then completely disappeared.
Whether she is three hundred years old or three thousand years old, Yue Lao is undoubtedly the nemesis of holding the fan. She was so angry that she stamped her feet, but when she lowered her eyes, she found that Xiao Boyuan actually chuckled, his eyes seemed to say
"I thought you were so capable, but it turns out you are nothing more than that!"
"Ha! Is it funny? You think I won't dare to touch you after Yue Lao said that. My aunt still doesn't believe this evil!" She pinched Xiao Boyuan's cheek unscrupulously, "Your Highness, why don't you guess first, what's next?
How will I deal with you?"
Looking at the shriveled appearance of the fan, Boyuan really couldn't hold back his laughter, but the few pinches he had with the fan made him instantly understand his position. Because no matter how he fought back, he could only wave his hand with nothing.
The small punches are so powerful that they can't even touch the opponent.
Boyuan even felt like a small piece of dough. He could only let himself be flattened and rounded with a fan, and then fried in a pan. At the same time, he also had doubts in his heart. Yue Lao said that he had descended to earth to experience calamity.
But once a god who has gone through tribulations is reincarnated, he will inevitably forget his identity as a god. Apart from not remembering whose family he joined, he remembers everything else clearly. Obviously, this is not common sense, and I don’t know why.
Wasn't it because he had taken the elixir? What puzzled him even more was why the dull-tempered emperor insisted on keeping a surly and unscrupulous little fairy by his side and made her his disciple?
From the time Boyuan could remember, the emperor gave him the 'Fuyi' scimitar, taught him by words and deeds, and taught him unique skills, but he did not allow Boyuan to call him master, nor did he allow Boyuan to reveal to outsiders what sect he studied under.
, and also explicitly prohibited Boyuan from entering the Fanyun Palace.
For this reason, Boyuan respected him, but also feared him. He always thought that it was because he failed to meet the emperor's expectations that the emperor was unwilling to recognize him as his disciple, but now it seems that this is not the case.
The place he wanted to go to but couldn't go, he held the fan and stayed there for three thousand years. The Qingwu Emperor who he wanted to call but couldn't call him master, held the fan but called him "stinky old man" without restraint.
From the conversation between Zhi Fan and Yue Lao, it was not difficult to tell that the emperor was very protective of her. Boyuan could even imagine that the emperor had pampered her little by little to this cowardly little fairy.
Chapter completed!