() "Haha, monkey, you are back. I had a dream last night. I dreamed that Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to date me. She smiled and said: "Little Tangtang, do you know that among the disciples you just accepted?

There is one who is very powerful. He used to smash, smash, loot and burn in the sky. The Jade Emperor sent many soldiers but could not catch him. In the end, it was only because our spiritual leader Tathagata Buddha came out of the mountain that he was captured.

He was brought to justice and sentenced to five hundred years in prison. Who do you think this poor fellow is?" Siemens laughed.

Upon hearing this, Monkey's face elongated, he put his hands in his trouser pockets, tilted his head and looked at Siemens, gesturing for him to continue speaking.

"When I heard this, my heart skipped a beat. How could I protect such a big devil? I was worried!"

"Then what?"

"Guanyin girl obviously saw what I was thinking. She patted me on the shoulder and said, "Don't worry, as long as you follow Tathagata's organization wholeheartedly, the organization will naturally take your difficulties into consideration-"

"Hmph, the damn Guanyin actually spoke so unflatteringly of my grandson's romantic deeds back then. It made me so angry. How does she plan to punish me?" The monkey took out the golden cudgel and waved it like a goddess scattering flowers.

"She said that she is going to install a metal hoop on your head. There is a powerful GPS system inside this hoop. With it, the management of the Tathagata Organization can know the movements of you, a wild monkey, at any time." Siemens stood.

Get up, pack your bags and get ready to go.

"I'll go, it's not like Tathagata has boundless power, but relies on this "chicken fart four" system to track my whereabouts. Having said that, I really want to see him again!" Monkey said proudly.

"Don't worry, it's just a dream. It's a dream, not reality. This is not called the "Chicken Fart Four" system. It can accept secret words given by the outside world, and then emit powerful electromagnetic waves to disrupt your mind and make you

I feel restless, which can lead to uncontrollable migraines, and I finally have to obey my orders."

"Haha, okay, I'm not afraid of challenges. I'm going to send a message to Guanyin thousands of miles away. She's ready to come!" The monkey jumped lively and was very happy.

"Don't make any noise, there is a girl coming up in front of you. Please pay attention to your temperament and don't be too mean!" Siemens said as he pinched the boogers that were about to fall off.

"Oh, she's a braided girl, she looks very pure!" Lao Sha held his hands in front of him and squeezed out his sexy chest hair as much as possible.

"Girl, where did you come from and where are you going?" Siemens went up and asked.

"Are you the monk in that temple? Think of me as Prime Minister Turtle. I'm not a bastard. I come from the river!" The braided girl pulled the clothes on her chest and lowered the collar. It happened that Siemens was sitting on the white dragon horse.

See the twin peaks of the two ellipses clearly.

"Can't you find your way home? It doesn't matter. Not only do we have profound magic skills, we are also compassionate, and we take it as our duty to save all sentient beings. 'When you have difficulties, find a monk' has become the purpose of today's society - "

"It seems like 'if you have any difficulties, contact the Women's Federation'?" Sister Bajie was chattering beside her.

"You don't have to worry about men's affairs, go ahead! Why is there so much nonsense! Don't interrupt when people talk, pigs don't interrupt." After saying this, Siemens immediately changed his face and turned to the girl with pigtails: "We can catch the bad guys, and then we only need a meal or a beautiful girl.

The reward is enough, and you will leave immediately after finishing the treatment, never staying for too long - what should I call this beautiful benefactor?"

"My name is Shangguan Wan'er. If I am a bad guy, how are you going to catch me?"

"Oh, you are a seductress. If you want to pick up with me, the code is 1. If you want to pick up a monkey, the code is 2. If you want to pick up Laosha, the code is 3. If you want to pick up Bajie, the code is 4. If

Find the white dragon horse. If you like to have sex with animals, just squat down on the horse. If you want to eat me, the code is 110!"

"What if there are both?" The braided girl opened her elven eyes wide and looked at Siemens' eyes that were staring at her collar.

"Take it all, you are so domineering! I have never seen a banshee with such a strong taste, but I don't need to personally take action to catch you, a little demon. I can just let my apprentices do it.

Wukong, you turn into a male version of an inflatable doll, lie on the grass at night, and seduce the perverted female demon. When he comes to steal you, you turn into chains and lock her hands and feet, and then wait for me to come and clean up

That’s it for the endgame!”

"Ah?!" One woman opened her mouth in a surprised "o" shape.

"Isn't that cruel? Wukong, don't you know how to change seventy-two? It's not difficult to transform into an inflatable doll and an iron buckle?"

"No problem." Wukong seemed to be very interested in this glorious mission.

"I hate it, I won't play with you anymore. Someone from the sky is coming. I have to leave!" After saying that, the braid turned into a line of smoke and disappeared.

"Monkey, with this kind of technology, you can't lock her even if you use a hundred iron buckles?" Siemens asked in shock.

"No, you are wrong, I just need to change, I just need to lock her heart!"

"What a breakthrough!" Siemens gave a thumbs up.

"A woman has gone and another girl has come. Journey to the West is so beautiful!" Siemens said with a click of his tongue, "No, this person came down from the sky. Who is he?"

"Idiot, this is the legendary Guanyin girl!" Sister Bajie reminded.

"Nani!?" Siemens was stunned.

Although she is Guanyin, she is also a beauty and a woman. At that moment, Siemens' unsatisfactory eyes could only stare blankly at the girl floating in the air like a hibiscus, and at the slowly rising and falling mist.

The temptation is blooming gorgeously, and the eyes can no longer be closed. The girl has a head that is more brilliant than the sunset at this time of dusk.

The sideburns on both sides had wavy curls that made a man's heart flutter, and gracefully went around his slender neck, resting squarely on her tall and plump breasts.

The Guanyin girl has pure and beautiful eyes. Under her charming temperament, the playful smile in her eyes has never dissipated since she saw Siemens. It seems that she is quite interested in the handsome appearance of Siemens.

satisfy.

The Guanyin girl's charming smile is like a goddess's flawless face. When paired with a royal sister-level dress, Siemens will inevitably have random thoughts.

"Holy shit, I'm tempted!" Siemens swallowed secretly and whispered.

Of course, only Siemens pays such attention to the Guanyin girl. On one side are the three apprentices, Bajie is looking at the mirror, Monkey is looking at the sunset with great affection, Lao Sha is sleeping, and the white dragon horse is eating grass conscientiously.

After seeing such a seductive Guanyin girl, Siemens pretended to be calm, went up to her and asked, "Sister, why are you here? Do you want to come and play a few rounds?"

After seeing the behavior of the scoundrels around Siemens, the neglected Guanyin girl had a very serious expression, with a hint of anger.

"What are you looking at? Haven't you seen a handsome guy?" Monkey said disdainfully.

"Haha, Wukong, after five hundred years you are finally willing to talk to me. Ever since the trouble in the Heavenly Palace, you have stopped talking to me, right, right, right?" The Guanyin girl walked over.

"Hahaha, Guanyin, you are in such a miserable state, where is your flower vase?"

It turned out that her flower arrangement bottle was accidentally broken by her again. Now she replaced it with a stainless steel spittoon and held it in her hand to keep the two foxtail grass inside.

Hearing this, several people looked over and couldn't help but laugh out loud. Even the white dragon horse exhaled and laughed while eating grass.

"Don't laugh!" Guanyin girl scolded sternly, "You have been lazy this month! It's been a month and you are still here, making no progress at all. The most intolerable thing is that Siemens, you actually molested a good girl (Gao Cuilan)

)!"

"We are so wronged! Weren't we injured before? I am constipated!" Siemens said.

"My feet hurt-"

"My balls hurt——"

"I'm out of whack—"

"I-I-" Bai Longma looked at the angry expression of the Guanyin girl and hesitated.

"Oh, Xiaobai, what's wrong with you? Just tell me. What are you afraid of? Are you a man?" the monkey scolded.

"By God, I - my little Bailong definitely did not molest a girl from a good family!" After saying this, Bailongma half-knelt down.

"Stop quibbling! Taibai Jinxing and He have told me, and you still want to hide it from me!" said the Guanyin girl.

"Damn it! Taibai Jinxing was born specifically for snitching, this bastard! He really has a way of complaining. If I catch him, I have to use rake nails to force her mouth to be sewn shut!"

The senior brother scolded.

"The lower part of her mouth was also sewn shut, making her lonely forever without even giving her a chance to comfort herself!" Siemens cursed.

"I want to punish you. Through the vote of the Xitian Olympic Committee, I have decided to ban you from eating and defecating for three days!" the Guanyin girl said with a serious expression.

"I'll go, it's so cruel!"

"Damn, it's so poisonous!"

"Your sister is bad enough!"

"Damn, that's so despicable, it's simply inhumane!" We protested, and Siemens said on behalf of the scoundrels.

"The protest is ineffective. You can't be lazy and sneaky anymore. I will send someone to monitor you." After saying this, the Guanyin girl twisted her butt and left.

"Oh, you don't have to eat, but you have to be lazy!" The little white dragon looked confused.

"Well, you don't have to be lazy, but you have to eat!" Sister Bajie's expression was dull.

"Humph, it doesn't matter if you don't give me food, but it's really a flaw if I don't give you poop!" The monkey looked at the sunset with a fearful expression.

"No food! Alas! There's really no way around this. In order not to have a bowel movement, everyone drank some porridge and went to bed at night - and the anti-pornography campaign has been very fierce recently. Please take it easy and don't let the banshee scream in bed. It's too earth-shattering.

That’s it!” Siemens taught the three bad disciples earnestly.

"Look, Guanyin is here again!" said the white dragon horse.

"Ya-Ya, why doesn't this woman leave? I get annoyed when I see her!" Monkey said angrily.

"Sanzang, I give you this thing to help you subjugate those stubborn scoundrels!" the Guanyin girl took out a glittering headband.

"What is this?" Siemens asked with his head lowered, and then he discovered that the hairband was actually made of 24k pure gold.

I thought to myself how precious this thing is, wouldn't it be a pity to give it to a monkey? Every time I meet a monster, I will wear it for her, and the effect is simply more powerful than the drug!" Siemens laughed.

"Hey, I can't laugh, but she didn't even notice that I'm not Tang Monk. She's really cool. Is she Guanyin?" Siemens looked at the smiling Guanyin girl walking towards her with a lot of doubts and was surprised.

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"The mantra is: Love you for ten thousand years!"
Chapter completed!