Chapter 11 Flooded Huaguo Mountain
() The Buddha said: The Dharma originates from the heart, or dies from the heart. Who is responsible for the birth and death? Please discern for yourself.
"It's windy. Is it going to rain again?" Siemens said.
He stood on the horse and looked into the distance. The strong wind lifted his broad sleeves, exposing his entire chest.
"It's still a sandstorm." Siemens added.
In the distance, yellow sand swept across the entire sky, turning into a line rolling upwards, rushing towards this side crazily.
"The strong wind is coming - the monkey is flying, and the apprentice is safe - carrying the bag." On a whim, Siemens chanted this famous saying through the ages.
I turned around and looked at the monkey, who was crying bitterly.
"Well, let me tell you, Wukong, although my teacher's poem is very touching, you don't have to be so sad."
"Bah, there's sand in my eyes." The monkey cursed.
"I think this sandstorm monster is coming for you!" Siemens said.
I saw that the sandstorm was getting closer and closer, getting higher and bigger, and now it had covered most of the sky, making it dark and dark, with no light.
"Is it still too late to return to the East China Sea?" Siemens asked.
"It's too late, prepare for defense." The pig began to dig a hole in the ground with a rake, then lay down to measure the size.
"Plan bigger, there are Weishi and Xiaobai, and the others are holding the line on top." Siemens shouted anxiously.
"Dig your own hole." The pig buried its head in the hole and muttered.
Siemens had no choice but to look back and see what the monkey could do.
"Let me tell you, when did this guy disappear?"
After Siemens finished speaking, he saw a letter stuffed into Bai Longma's mouth.
When I took it off and looked at it, I saw a mountain, a waterfall, a peach, a flower, and a monkey happily somersaulting back to the mountain.
"Does this monkey want to go back to Huaguo Mountain? What does this mean? He left the team at the critical moment. What does the monkey think of this team?" Siemens cursed angrily.
"I think something happened in Huaguo Mountain!" Lao Sha said with confusion on his face while stroking his thick beard.
When Siemens took a look, he discovered that the tornado suddenly turned to one side.
"In my day without monkeys, I feel so lonely. In my day without you -" Siemens hummed a pop song.
"Can Master also sing?" Bajie asked.
"Why not? I am the king of karaoke. It's a pity that in the world of Journey to the West, apart from the skill of picking up girls, I only have the skills to lie down and fall asleep!" Siemens sighed and shook his head.
"Well, Master, you are so good at sleeping, do you know what is the correct sleeping position?" Bai Longma asked with a yawn.
"Sleep, science has proven that sleeping on your stomach is the most comfortable, so it's best to find a woman to sleep with at night. When I was in Guangzhou, I slept with Sora Aoi. Of course it was just an inflatable doll, but I slept very well!" Siemens
replied.
Bai Longma said: "Oh! The best and most comfortable options are sleeping on the left and right sides. Last night I slept on the right side. I slept like peach and plum blossoms, and the pear blossoms are pretty. How can I be moister than me?"
So pretty and beautiful."
Bajie said: "My sleeping skills are not as good as those of Master. I still think sleeping with your head up to the sky is the best! Sleeping like this is great and allows you to move freely. This can show off my charming little belly. This is true."
The best way to sleep, many people sleep like this!"
Lao Sha shouted: "You are all talking nonsense! It's nothing compared to sleeping standing up. Have you never heard of it: 'It's not as delicious as dumplings, but it's not as comfortable as standing up'."
"Actually, it's not bad to sleep with Barb - there is a flying monkey in the sky, take a look!?" Siemens shouted.
"Elder brother, why are you back again? Is Huaguo Mountain okay?" Bajie asked.
"A tornado caused the Huaguo Mountain to collapse and there was a heavy rain. The water curtain cave stopped flowing - it was directly submerged."
"How many monkeys died?" Siemens asked.
"The caves are flooded—"
"I'm asking you how many monkeys have died?" Siemens laughed.
"Tens of thousands of peach trees were flooded."
"I ask you how many monkeys have died?" Siemens asked persistently.
"The surviving monkeys have been safely relocated!"
"How many monkeys have died?" Siemens continued to ask calmly.
"Now I plan to go to heaven to apply for rescue. The three gods are coming from all directions to rescue the disaster area quickly, immediately, orderly, and decisively, and go all out to rescue the disaster area——"
Now Siemens finally got angry and cursed: "Dead monkeys, let me ask you how many monkeys have died?"
Wukong wiped away his tears quickly: "May the dead rest in peace and the living be strong!"
"I'm telling you, Master, Monkey doesn't want to mention that number. You idiot, you still ask!" Lao Sha scolded.
"You damn Tang Monk, this is the first time I saw Wukong cry. Can't you comfort him?" Bajie would also say.
"Master, come down quickly, give up your seat to the monkey, and comfort the people in the disaster area!" Bailong Mara said with a dark face.
Huaguo Mountain is close to the East China Sea, and there is a mountain in the sea. It is a very mysterious and fascinating place for many people who have read Journey to the West.
Now Siemens has visited the place in person, admiring the picturesque scenery, looking at the flooded caves and the peaches floating on the water, and his heart is filled with excitement.
The golden cudgel on the water, the four masters, the apprentice and the white dragon horse on the golden cudgel stood quietly while watching the heavenly soldiers and generals snatching away the flood water.
"I looked at the dust here, and before I knew it, another five hundred years had passed! Zixia, the place where we first fell in love was flooded!" Monkey wiped away his tears again.
"Five hundred years of wind and sand blowing, five hundred years of meteors passing by, and five hundred years of fleeting time are all gradually forgotten behind my back, and you and I are drifting apart. Over the past few hundred years, the only love in my heart has been
Home is here, I am intoxicated and longing for your happiness and loneliness in this mountain of flowers and fruits!"
"Holy crap, Xu Zhimo is possessed, right? Did Xu Zhimo travel through time?" Siemens sighed inwardly as he looked at the affectionate Wukong.
"Ah, I just like to let the wind and dust on the edge of the world gently pick up the corners of your purple skirt and stir up your long hair;"
"Wow, what a romantic prelude to love!"
"I just like to watch the shooting stars in the sky flash across the starry sky in an instant; I just like to look at the sunset with an affectionate face, dyeing the endless western sky into gorgeous colors again and again!"
"I also only like Wukong who is deeply in love!"
Sun Wukong suddenly stopped moving the golden cudgel and picked up the golden cudgel with both hands. The hands holding the cudgel were trembling angrily.
Others fell directly into the water, but Lao Sha couldn't drown because of his sailor's skills. Sister Bajie's skirt became a swimming ring, and Siemens could only drink water desperately.
The white dragon horse on the side was playing in the water and spinning in circles, and said: "Don't look innocent, today is Wednesday, you can't ride me!"
At this time, Sun Wukong saw a pair of smiling eyes on the other end of the stick, saw the soft lips, and saw the purple dress.
Just like the Zixia I saw in my dream...
That sharp-edged face, so kind, so familiar, so beautiful, and so calm...
Those piercing eyes, so gentle, so deep, so far away, and so lonely...
"Wukong, save me -" At this time, Siemens could only place his hope on the monkey that was close to him. He swam over with all his strength. The monkey's hair was wet and the teacher could not hold it firmly. Siemens drank a lot of flash floods.
"There was once a sincere relationship in front of me that I didn't cherish. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. You stabbed my throat with your sword. There is no need to hesitate anymore.
! If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to any girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be ten thousand years! "
Fairy Zixia in the shadow said with a smile: "Then let's all start this relationship immediately!"
"But I want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!" the monkey choked and said, which was a condemnation of the real society.
Fairy Zixia said: "Huaguo Mountain has mountains, water, peaches, and a beautiful beauty like me to accompany you. Why don't you stay?"
"Now they are all flooded -" the monkey sobbed and dropped the golden hoop. Siemens grabbed the golden hoop and climbed up, finally saving himself. Looking at Sun Wukong who was crying like this, he said: "Monkey,
Don't be sad. Sleeping sad will cause anger. You are too naughty. My teacher told you not to throw things around. Your golden cudgel almost hit me to death. Even if it couldn't hit me, if it did,
What to do with the little fish? Even if it doesn’t hit the little fish, it’s still wrong to hit the submerged flowers and plants.”
Hearing this, the monkey cheered up, stretched out his hand, and shouted to Siemens, who was sitting on the golden cudgel to ensure his life: "Give me the cudgel quickly!"
Siemens was shocked, if you take it away, I will die!
Wukong grabbed the golden cudgel under Ximen’s butt.
Siemens: What are you doing? Wukong: Let go!
Siemens: You want it! Wukong, if you want it, just say it. If you don’t say you want it, how will I know that you really want it? Although you are sincere and forget me, you still want it.
Tell me what you want. It's impossible for you to say you want it and I won't give it to you. If you say you don't want it, I will give it to you. Everyone needs to be reasonable! Do you really want it? Then take it.
Don’t you really want it? Do you really want it?”
"Holy shit!" Wukong got angry and knocked Siemens down with one punch.
Bai Longma: Ah? Did you kill Sun Wukong?
Bajie also said: "It's over. You are trapped in love and you don't even want to save your master. As a senior brother, you are not qualified and should step down!"
Lao Sha also blamed Sun Wukong, who was lost in love and confused his mind, and said: "Monkey, Tang Sanzang was beaten to death by you with a stick back then. If Tang Sanzang dies now, who dares to say that there will be someone who can cross over?"
Wukong pointed at Siemens, who fell into the water and drank water, and cursed: "As you can see, this bald man now looks more and more like Tang Sanzang in the past. The guy in the past would talk at length about his mother-in-law and his mother-in-law, as if he had a dog all day long.
Flies, buzzing...Help! Help!"
"So I grabbed the fly, squeezed its belly, pulled out its intestines, strangled its neck with its intestines and pulled hard, haha! The whole tongue stuck out! Then I picked up the knife.
Fall, wow! The whole world has become pure. Now everyone understands why I wanted to kill the Tang Monk from before!?"
"Save-life-" Siemens is always struggling.
"Monkey, if you say anything else, you will die!" Bajie said.
"I'm dying, why don't you save me?"
Chapter completed!