Chapter 1 Siemens Orgasmic Traversal
() On a certain day of a certain year and month, in the evening, four people and a horse were walking, but they could not find the road.
In a dense forest, the four of them looked at each other, and without saying anything, they all sat and rested under the big tree.
"Damn White Dragon Horse, he gets constipated at critical moments and exhausts me to death." Tang Seng sat down at the foot of the tree and panted.
The white dragon horse that was grazing desperately turned its head and cursed with a long horse face: "Today is Monday, you can go alone. We agreed to rest on 1, 3, 5, and work on 2, 4, and 6. Do you think I will go with you?"
I am willing to go to the west!"
"How can you be a white horse? You have a very dark heart! Little Wukong, master is thirsty, please find some fruits to quench your thirst!"
"I'm busy. If I'm not exhausted, I'll go by myself. It's not like I don't have legs." Sun Wukong said while looking at the horizon while leaning on his stick.
"I said, monkey, have you been busy? What are you busy with?" The young Tang Monk looked at Sun Wukong in surprise and said.
"Master, don't you think the sunset is beautiful?" Wukong said, looking at the west with his monkey eyes, and said affectionately: "Only by seeing this can I insist on heading west every day."
"Sun Wukong, this is wrong. We can't bully this bald man who just came today. If you starve him to death, we won't be able to find the way to the west. If we can't find the way to the west, we will be in prison.
It can never be solved." Zhu Bajie said, facing Tang Monk, looking in the mirror and combing his long hair.
Zhu Bajie looks pretty, with fat buttocks and firm breasts. After evolving into a woman, she has a more fiery personality, but she is a bit gentle in front of Tang Monk.
"Bah! When is it your turn to speak like a pig? Don't think I don't beat women. I didn't say I won't beat sows!" Sun Wukong cursed.
"What did you say? Who did you call a sow?!"
"It's not a sow, it's a pig demon! Hahaha——" Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and laughed crazily. The monkey's sound shook the forest, and the rabbits ran away, but no one else laughed.
"If you dare to say that again, I will pluck out all your monkey hairs!" Zhu Bajie showed off while holding up a rake.
"It's time to go to bed, call me at two o'clock!" Sha Monk unloaded the beads and luggage and put them aside, then closed his eyes.
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"Hey, stop arguing. Sister Bajie, go and find a succubus for Master to play with. I haven't seen a classical beauty yet!" Tang Monk came to the rescue.
"Shut up!" Bajie scolded, "Wasn't my master beaten to death by a monkey? How did you show up?"
"Oh, why is my life so miserable? You think I want to be the master of you three scoundrels!"
The three disciples were indifferent to Tang Seng's excitement at this time and looked at him as if he were a stranger.
"If you become our master, you will be eaten by the banshee. Go back to where you came from, otherwise there will be a banshee waiting for you!" White Dragon Horse shouted.
"That's right, hum hum hum." The three apprentices all sneered.
Tang Seng looked at the monkey face, the horse face, the beauty face, and the bearded face in a daze. He shook his head helplessly and cried: "I don't know how I got here?"
Seeing Tang Seng going crazy, the three disciples were silent and watched quietly.
It wasn't until Tang Monk finished freaking out that the three of them resumed their previous work. The monkey looked at the sunset, Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror, Sha Monk fell asleep soundly, and the white dragon horse ate grass.
Tang Seng began to talk to himself. It was the first influenza in 2013 AD, which came later than 2003. Jin Lian and I had a private meeting in a wing in Guangzhou——
The huge VIP box was very pure and ambiguous, echoing with the smacking sound of flesh hitting flesh, as well as the delicate cry of golden lotus and my heavy breathing!
There was a look of satisfaction on Jin Lian's face, and she would call "Brother Ximen" cooperatively from time to time, as if she was deliberately telling me to work harder.
After Tang Seng finished speaking, he found that every disciple was looking at him, and they were very fascinated. Monkey stopped looking at the sunset, Bajie stopped looking in the mirror, Monk Sha tossed and turned and couldn't sleep, and Bai Longma wanted to pee after hearing this. Where could he eat?
Gotta get some grass!
Later, the sound of impact was actually mixed with another sound. The one downstairs was playing "Journey to the West"!
"I just captured a few demons and subdued a few more demons——"
"Ah -" I let out a heavy breath, grabbed Jin Lian's shoulders with both hands, and fell back. As a result, a pair of soft and white peaks instantly suppressed me.
"Oh - big brother - is it hurting you?" The little bitch Jin Lian screamed happily while slapping me.
I was crushed to death by her breasts like this. It was true that a hero's life was short. I could have fought another 300 rounds.
"Then what?" Sun Wukong asked.
"Then I came here and met you four hard-working people!" Tang Seng complained.
"Ah - haha, Master, I didn't expect you to be so miserable. It seems that I will treat you well in the future!" Monk Sha looked at Tang Monk with a smile.
"It scared me when I came here. The first thing I saw was a man wearing yellow monk clothes scratching his head and scratching his head. Looking at the sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, I knew you were Sun Wukong!" Tang Monk pointed at Sun Wukong and said.
"Haha, Master, you are always humorous. Am I as handsome as you say? Okay, I will go get you some fruit right away. Old Sun will go too!" After saying this, Sun Wukong disappeared with a somersault.
Seeing Sun Wukong leave, Tang Monk nodded with satisfaction and said: "Then I saw Sister Bajie. I was in a daze at that time, and saw a pair of small hands bringing me water. Her fingers were like peeling onions, and her mouth was like holding red pills."
, to put it bluntly, I wonder if Jin Lian has also traveled through time with me! Not to mention the slimness of the arms, there is not even the slightest muscle. I couldn't help but touch it and it felt very soft!"
"Oh, Master, you can tell me that Chang'e is not as beautiful as me. Do you want a monster? I can catch it for you?"
"No need, I'll catch you at night, there's no mood now!" Tang Seng nodded with satisfaction and smiled.
"Master, master, what about me, what is your first impression of me?" Sha Monk was worried.
"Well, it's like this. I spent a long time and saw Sha Seng. He was so manly. I wanted to grow a big beard like you and show off my sexy chest hair. It's a pity. I
There is no such condition!"
"Hahaha, Xiaobai, did you hear that Master said that I have masculinity? Sister Bajie, can you lend me the mirror?" Monk Sha became proud and looked at his exposed chest and rough beard.
, Sha Monk nodded with satisfaction and said: "Master, I will pack this luggage from now on!"
Speaking of which, Sun Wukong came back and brought many of the best peaches from the Queen Mother's Peach Garden. When Tang Monk saw it, he was frightened. These are fairy peaches. I wonder if he will have magical powers after eating them. With magical powers, he can make little
It’s much more comfortable for the enchantress to come.
"What about Master, where is Xiaobai?" Bajie asked.
"Hehe, I don't look like this. I used to be a handsome dragon, charming and talented!" The white dragon horse said with a cheerful smile.
"Ignore him, master, eat quickly!" Sun Wukong said.
"Wukong, will I gain magic after eating this?" Tang Monk asked.
"What kind of magic do you want? With a ready-made super fighter like me, Sun Wukong, it doesn't matter whether you practice your magic or not!" Sun Wukong squatted on the ground and looked at Tang Seng with joy and said.
"I wonder if those beautiful fairies can--hehe." Tang Seng said.
"Bajie and I will catch you monster. As long as you don't move Guanyin, everything will be easy to handle!"
"So Wukong, where are we now?"
"Master, haha!" Sun Wukong jumped, rolled and rolled, saying with infinite joy: "This is Snake Lan Mountain, haha."
"Then let's go. I wonder if there is a snake demon like White Snake!"
Tang Monk was nibbling the peaches, Sun Wukong was leading the way, the white dragon horse was being led by Tang Monk, Monk Sha was carrying the burden, and Bajie at the back was holding a mirror in one hand and a rake in the other.
Four people and one horse, the sun sets in the west, westward travelers are at the end of the world, the rolling water of the Yangtze River passes by, and the waves wash away all the romantic men.
The erotic history is all over the place, but the beauty is still here, and she has been traveling for sex several times.
Chapter completed!