Chapter 2 The most subversive in the history of Journey to the West
() Calculate the journey, first attack Gaolaozhuang at night, then quietly pass by the East China Sea, then go to Monkey's Huaguo Mountain, and then to Sha Monk's Liusha River!
"Damn it, is this Journey to the West or Hip Hop? Is it the other way around?" Siemens muttered in his heart!
"Brothers, don't be discouraged as you go along!" Siemens shouted, cheering for everyone!
But no one paid attention to him.
"Oh, there's nothing I can do. I just came here, so you can just beat me to death with a stick. The monkey never looks for food for me. Bajie and Lao Sha always look at me with indifference. Even the white dragon horse doesn't care.
Give me a ban on sitting alone and rest! Okay, we'll see! I, Siemens, will let you respect me as master!" Siemens shouted in his heart.
"It's so cheating. The distance is so long. I have to go to the three scoundrels and Xiaobai's home once. Do I have to go back as well? I can bring my mobile phone to travel here, and I can spend the night with the beauties.
Send QQ messages!" Siemens said.
I don’t know how long I walked, but there was the sound of water!
A few people walked over and saw a water stream. They froze and looked at it, but they saw trickling cold veins passing through the clouds, and the clear waves reflected the red mountains.
Sound waves can be heard in the deep valley at night, and the colorful clouds and morning glow dazzle the sky.
Thousands of flying waves sprayed broken jade, and a clear water roared in the breeze.
The vast expanse of mist has gone away, and the gulls and herons have forgotten each other and have never seen each other.
"What a pirated water curtain cave! Wukong, do you know what kind of banshee is in this pirated water curtain cave?"
"What kind of monster is there? Haha, Master, I don't know about this." Sun Wukong shook his head and swung his tail, and passed by happily, not resting for a moment when he spoke.
In fact, Sun Houhou is very smart. He thought that Tang Monk wanted to know what kind of female enchantress was in this pirated version of Water Curtain Cave, so he said this on purpose.
Sister Bajie and Monk Sha also rushed over. Their favorite thing in life was to fight monsters, especially banshees.
Suddenly, Tang Seng found that his feet had been entangled in vines at some point.
There was a low wailing sound under his feet, and Tang Seng immediately smelled a stream of air blowing onto his thighs, making him unable to move forward.
"It's not good." Tang Seng took a deep breath and shouted to the three disciples in front of him: "Help!"
"Master is calling for help again." Sister Bajie was the one who cared about Tang Seng the most.
"Ignore him, he keeps shouting for help like this. I never get tired of it these days." Sun Wukong floated to the water curtain, watched the splash of water, extended the golden hoop to the water curtain, and used it as a straw to drink water.
Then he took out a cured ham from his pocket and gnawed on it.
Sister Bajie looked at Lao Sha and said, "How long has it been since we took a shower?"
"Don't we always wash?" Lao Sha asked.
"I always take a shower under the waterfall every day. I mean I haven't seen any bathing centers on the road recently!"
"It's a beautiful thought. Journey to the West has just begun. I don't know how much misfortune lies ahead!" Sun Wukong said.
Bang bang bang bang——
"Aren't you still convinced after being beaten like this? You little Tang Monk doesn't believe me yet I can't control you!" Monk Sha flew out his weapon and cut off the vines at Tang Monk's feet, and then directly tripped Tang Monk down, causing him to scream in agony.
"Ahem, cough, cough, can you let Monk Tang drink some water before shouting?" Sister Bajie asked.
Just when Siemens roared unwillingly, a graceful voice sounded.
"I advise you to drink another glass of wine. There will be no old friends when you leave Yangguan in the west."
He was already intoxicated when he heard the voice, and now, after actually seeing the appearance of such a girl, Siemens couldn't help but touch his nose to prevent nosebleeds.
A beautiful girl with a dark green skirt that reaches to the top of her thighs, long silky hair that reaches her buttocks, a graceful figure, slim arms, and rosy cheeks. In the eyes of the dissatisfied Siemens, she is simply beautiful.
It’s bubbling!
What made Siemens even more excited was that when this beautiful girl walked towards her, her clothes were falling off piece by piece!
When looking at the abnormally developed perky breasts, Siemens could already imagine whether there were still droplets of crystal-clear liquid deep in the girl's two beady thighs.
Phew——
Siemens tightly plugged his nostrils with his fingers to prevent the nosebleeds from flowing out continuously.
"Handsome boy, there is a monster, you have to protect me!" The girl hugged Siemens into his arms.
Siemens was stunned. At this time, the girl simply stretched out her arms to hug Siemens's neck, and pressed the softness on her chest tightly to Siemens's chest. Her body was twisting slightly in a rhythm, and she secretly
Seeing Sun Wukong sucking water with the golden cudgel, she felt that the Tang Monk at this time must be hers.
The girl's head immediately lay on Siemens's shoulder. The scent of her breath disturbed Siemens' already completely lost nerves. Siemens hugged her delicate body tightly and slid down his big hands to support her.
The girl’s huge and silky butt——
The fragrant and soft woman's body finally made Siemens hold it in his arms for the first time since he came to the world of Journey to the West!
I was so moved that I almost cried, breathing deeply.
That sweet fragrance invades my nose continuously, and it smells so comfortable.
Siemens sniffed, and then his hands covering the girl's buttocks instinctively made an action, which was to squeeze hard.
"Uh-huh - I told you to pinch me, pinch me, pinch me, pinch me -"
The girl cried out tenderly and was held in Siemens' arms. She felt comfortable being squeezed by him. There seemed to be a strong comfortable current on her butt, which spread all over her body in an instant. She instinctively felt that her whole body was weak. No matter what Siemens did,
Holding her, she remained motionless, even her blurred beautiful eyes were closed, and her whole body was trembling slightly.
"Good girl, don't be afraid. My great disciple, called Sun Wukong, is here specifically to conquer monsters and catch monsters. Yes, you are safe with me."
Smelling the long-lost fragrance of his daughter, Siemens hugged the girl's waist a little tighter, and rubbed the girl's pretty red face with his face in a very old-fashioned way, almost biting the girl's cheek.
ears.
"Good girl, you are so beautiful!" Tang Seng said.
"Haha, it turns out you are a sexy monk."
"No, no, no, no, it's just that monks can't lie."
"If you weren't bald, you would be very popular with girls and be good at talking."
"Don't I look handsome with my bald head?"
"Smooth-tongued monk, how can you achieve enlightenment and come with me?"
"I'll go with you, but I haven't thought about it well."
"With your naked eyes, how do you know that all things in creation cannot become a giant Buddha? You told me you like me, so just follow me!"
"I'll be fine just holding you. If that doesn't work, just run to the grass to quench your thirst? I won't follow you!"
"You are breaking the rules of anger! You keep talking nonsense and your mind is confused. How could you become a monk and follow me?"
"Conscience of heaven and earth, I am going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. I am not a fake. You make it sound like I am a copycat."
"I'm not saying that you are not Tang Monk, but that although you are an eminent monk of the Tang Dynasty, you are not worthy of talking about Buddhism. Come with me!"
"Oh, what you said is wrong, girl. Life and death are in heaven. Destiny is difficult. My mission is to obtain scriptures. If Tang Monk was not a great monk, how could the Buddha bless him? If you can't leave, you are too busy. Hurry up and squat down.
Come on, I’m going to take off my pants!”
"Bah! Baldy! I'm so angry!"
The girl suddenly pushed Siemens away, and her beautiful face suddenly turned terrifying and ferocious: "You are just a vulgar thing, why don't you let me eat you!"
Tang Seng knew that this was really a female monster, and he sighed: "Hey, why does the female monster always talk so much nonsense before eating Tang Seng? If she knew that I was Siemens, would she have slept with me long ago? Alas, I
You shouldn’t be so reserved!”
At this moment, a figure floated past in the sky.
Chapter completed!