() Siemens was surprised for a while. Is this how handsome they looked when they were in heaven?

So these two handsome apprentices began to reminisce like old friends.

Roller Blind: "Canopy, do you still remember that girl from the fourth grade in Yaochi?"

"Remember, I was still a boy at the time, but I liked her!" Zhu said.

Lao Sha is the general of the Curtain Curtain, and he was a heavyweight in the Heavenly Palace back then. If he were unhappy, even the Emperor of Heaven would not be able to go to court every day, and the great gods would not be able to take a step into the Lingxiao Palace.

Why? Isn’t he very powerful!?

Because his job is to roll up the bamboo curtain of Lingxiao Palace.

"Come down and talk about it!" Siemens looked at the two fighting there and suddenly there was no movement. They could only whisper something. "We have a story to discuss together. I also want to know who was stupider back then!"

Hearing this, Laosha Bajie hugged each other's shoulders and walked down, looking at the monkey with an angry look.

"Look at what I do. Isn't this your business? What does it have to do with me, old grandson?" The monkey held the golden hoop and tilted his neck and smiled.

"It's all because of you, the monkey—"

I remember it was the Peach Blossom Party for the Queen Mother’s 80,000th birthday.

The joyful and peaceful heavenly feast was shattered by a rapid scream, which also shattered the fate of my curtain.

"Who bitten this flat peach!" The one who screamed was the fat woman Queen Mother.

I stood excitedly by the door, motionless, with no expression on my face.

Then the fairy Zixia began to kowtow to the Queen Mother desperately and beg for mercy, saying that a certain silk monkey watching the garden ate the peach.

"Don't mention the matter between me and Zixia!" Wukong's expression was very serious and deep.

Siemens is really depressed. What happened before and after the Upheaval in Heaven?

So the immortals accused Zixia of being lax in her supervision and actually let the monkey eat it. It didn't matter if she ate it, but it didn't matter if it was brought to the dining table. It didn't matter if it was brought to the dining table. It didn't matter if it was brought to the dining table. It didn't matter if it was brought to the dining table. It even gave it to the master of the heaven, the Queen Mother and the fat woman!

I was watching the joke at the time, and I knew someone was going to suffer.

But just when the great gods were criticizing a little girl, someone finally couldn't stand it.

This person is Tianpeng.

Tianpeng pulled Zixia up under the glare of the Queen Mother and Fatty, and slowly walked out of the Lingxiao Palace with poor Zixia. I didn't know whether to stop them at the door.

So Erlang Shen and Nezha stopped the canopy and started fighting.

Just when it was difficult to separate, a burst of monkey laughter sounded from the horizon.

Everyone was in chaos, suspecting that the monkey demon had arrived, and they all prepared to take action.

When a gust of wind blew up, the entire Lingxiao Palace began to tremble.

A very handsome and beautiful monkey rushed into the Lingxiao Palace.

Looking at this monkey, I know that some gods are going to be unlucky.

Because this monkey is so powerful, I didn't even see how the monkey got in. These great masters are no match for this monkey.

I also know that if this monkey wants to take off my head, I will not have time to see it clearly.

So when the monkey comes in, no one dares to step forward.

The monkey started to scold the Queen Mother and Fatty.

The Queen Mother and the fat woman called the monkey a monkey.

The monkey called the Queen Mother a fat woman.

The monkey scolded the fat lady Queen Mother like this: "You damn fat lady, do you want me to use a golden hoop to give you plastic surgery?"

"With a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks, how good-looking do you think you are?"

"Why don't I look good? If you bite me, your broken teeth are afraid of biting me. Even if you can bite me, can you bite my golden cudgel?"

After hearing this, the Queen Mother and the Fat Woman burst into tears because no one dared to deal with the monkey.

"You didn't keep your duty and colluded with Zixia. I always turned a blind eye to eating flat peaches. Now you dare to make trouble again!"

"Who said that?" The monkey began to curse at him.

"Taibai Jinxing said it!"

"Who is Taibai Jinxing?" The monkey stood on the enlarged golden hoop, looking at everyone from above and said in an extremely threatening manner.

In fact, Taibaijinxing slipped away from my butt a long time ago, and I didn't pay attention to it. This is not my mission anyway.

The monkey was struck down with a stick, and the earth shook, making the gods angry.

Then the gods all lifted up the tables and benches and threw the peaches towards the monkey.

Facing the benches and dishes thrown by the gods, the monkey waved his stick and began to hit the gods like golf balls.

Later, Erlang Shen and Nezha stood up.

Nezha stepped on the Hot Wheels and attacked from behind.

I thought at the time, you, the third prince of the Pagoda Heavenly King, have fallen to the point of making a sneak attack. You, Nezha, have made a sneak attack. You have to use such low-level means as a sneak attack!

The monkey raised its shiny butt and shouted, "Monkey Fart Qigong!"

That was definitely the biggest fart in history. Among the fallen leaves blown by the strong wind, Nezha's hot wheel was blown out, and all his clothes were blown away by the fart. The one centimeter small vagina was clearly visible.

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The gods couldn't stand this stinky shit and ran away.

Seeing the gods flying away into the distant sky one by one, I felt a little panicked. Should I leave?

But facing such a powerful monkey, I suddenly felt boundless fear, because I found that I could do nothing but roll up the curtain!

So I was stunned to see the monkey, after fighting off the gods, pick up the stick and land it on the head of the fat queen mother.

Erlangshen rushed in and tried his best to block the monkey's blow. Worried that he was not strong enough, he even threw a pet dog in front of him without hesitation.

Then the Queen Mother and the Fat Lady came to me and asked me to accompany her to find Guanyin for help.

I think if I do this once, after the war is over, I will be able to be the king according to my merits and be rewarded, and I will be on an equal footing with Tota.

But I found that all the gods had fled. Who would see me protecting the Queen Mother to find Guanyin? I think this fat woman would definitely pretend not to know.

Seeing my hesitation, the Queen Mother angrily scolded: "What's so great about you, you rag-roller? Hurry up and follow me!"

I was so angry that I wanted to kill someone, so I ignored her and looked at Monkey and Zixia quietly.

They stood at the door.

They stared at each other, smiled softly and talked.

Zixia said: "Ah monkey, you are so stupid."

The monkey said: "Ah Zi, you are as stupid as me."

Zixia smiled: "I'm so happy to be able to find a man as stupid as me in such an indifferent heaven."

The monkey said: "Yes, I never thought you would fall in love with a silly monkey like me. What could be happier than this?"

At this time, Zixia sighed: "It's a pity that we will be separated soon. What everyone in heaven fears most is the harshest punishment, so as long as the Queen Mother and Fatty are alive, we can't be together."

The monkey looked into her eyes and said: "No matter what the outcome is, I will never forget you. One day, I will definitely come back to you."

I held the monkey hair tightly while bathing and cried while laughing.

I cried and laughed looking at such great love.

"So the three of you were sent to heaven in this way?" Siemens fell into deep thought.

"I, Old Sun, swear that when I get to the West, I will find Tathagata to retrieve my Zixia! I will pursue my monkey-like love!" said the monkey.

"I, old pig, swear that when I get to the West, Tathagata will turn me back into the gentle man I once was, find a woman as beautiful as Zixia, and pursue love like a monkey!" Pig said.

"I, Lao Sha, have sworn that when I get to the Western Heaven, I will find the Tathagata and ask for a high official position that despises the Heavenly Palace. I will find a woman like Zixia and pursue love like a monkey!" Sha said.

"Same as above!" Bai Longma smiled.

Siemens looked at the four of them and was stunned, not knowing what to say.

"Master, why did you go to the West to obtain Buddhist scriptures?" Ma said.
Chapter completed!