() After walking out of the Liusha River and stepping into a world where monsters are rampant, Siemens believes that this is the time for a brighter future.

"What's in front?" Siemens asked habitually.

"It is said to be a city in the Tang Dynasty!" Zhu said.

When he saw the city, he thought of food, so Ximen sang excitedly: "The small town has many stories and is full of joy and joy——"

Siemens could only say this over and over again, and soon Monkey Bajie and others also hummed this song and walked into a small town.

When we entered the city, it happened to be morning, and there were many people going to the market. The market was very lively. There were people selling pork, sunscreen, and reselling treasury bills. It was so overwhelming to see how many people there were at Siemens.

Soon they came to the most attractive place, which was the place with the most people watching. The juggling stalls performed all unique tricks.

Swallowing soft swords in the anus, smashing rocks in the buttocks, farting in the ears, etc. are dazzling and unbelievable.

After watching for a while, the four masters and apprentices went to find a hotel called "Tian Shang Ren Jian".

As soon as the four people walked in, they heard someone shouting: "Come and see! Monk Monkey! Monk Pig! Come and see!"

Siemens glanced at Monkey and Bajie and asked with concern: "You two are fine, just don't be the same as them!"

The monkey didn't speak, but Bajie said very calmly: "I don't care what these mortals think of me. Besides, when I was still a pig, someone snatched my lollipop away, and I didn't even have it.

Cry so loudly!”

The four of them found a single room and slept together. They opened the room and it was almost noon. After having a big fish and meat lunch, they went to the king to exchange official documents and casually observe the public sentiment.

When we went to the street, we saw scary notices posted everywhere on the walls. Siemens roughly translated them from classical Chinese to the effect that men from other places were not allowed to go out at night to avoid unnecessary physical and mental torture and the risk of being killed.

Tomorrow is Children's Day, so there are a lot of children on the streets today. There are laughter and laughter everywhere, and there are huge crowds of people. The children are like birds that want to fly higher, wearing colorful clothes and running around happily.

Siemens couldn't help but think of his own childhood. On June 1st at that time, the school was so perverted that it had to make up classes, so Siemens brought everyone into the underage network and found Sora Aoi. More than a dozen people were piled on top of each other and drooling.

Surrounded by Siemens computers, it was like a box. If it weren't for the deafening sound of men and women fighting, I wouldn't know what they were doing!

Thinking of this, Siemens laughed loudly.

"Uh, Master, you found a girl, why are you smiling so lewdly?" Bajie asked.

"Haha, it's really slutty, it reminds me of my childhood!" After saying this, Siemens laughed loudly again.

Just as Siemens was laughing in awe, suddenly two children ran over, pointed at Bajie and shouted: "Whose pig escaped?"

"Whose kid ran out!" Just as Bajie was trying to change the subject, another kid ran over, jumped up and stretched out his hand to grab Bajie's long nose, and then laughed loudly: "This is fake.

, it’s fake! This is not a pig, but a wild boar Superman!” Bajie was very angry at the moment and drove the children around.

Lao Sha also laughed and said: "The thing I remember most about my childhood was when I was five years old, I had a fight with a neighbor's kid, but I didn't beat him. So, I sneaked into his house in the evening.

In the kitchen at home, when I saw noodles cooking in his pot, I took out a lot of dust and threw it into the noodles, stirred it up randomly, and then ran home as if nothing had happened, haha..."

"You are so domineering!" Siemens said with a smile. Everyone has a wonderful childhood!

The monkey said: "What is this! I remember that when I came out of the stone just now, I liked to play with firecrackers and fireworks. When I saw a monkey coming to the latrine, I lit the firecrackers and threw them into the latrine. Haha, I just heard '

There was a loud bang, and the man's ass was covered in shit! Hehehehe..."

Bajie, who had just been teased by a child, said unwillingly: "Boring children! When I was five years old, on the way to receive the award for the top ten weird children in the county, I saw a child falling into the water. I thought at the time

It was only right to save him, so I jumped into the pond without thinking, and dragged him out while he was splashing around in the water! Haha, after he came up, he yelled at me: You damn pig, drag me

What are you doing? I said, aren't you diving? He said: This is a swimming pool!"

After chatting, they arrived at the palace and met the queen of the city. Hehe! You are such a handsome girl! Siemens's eyes were opened.

After seeing the queen, Siemens ignored her questions. At this time, he was silently waiting for a reply from the girl-picking system, but he was drooling and there was still no response!

When he was about to answer the Queen's fifteenth question about who he was, he remembered the voice of Didi in his mind: "A trick to pick up girls: stalk them, reward 100 points, and the difficulty is zero!"

Siemens's face suddenly changed drastically, and he smiled excitedly, "This is how stalking should be!"

So, Siemens drooled, rushed to the Queen, hugged her thigh and sang: "Where do you come from, my friend, like a moth, flying to my window -"

"Keep me! Marry me! To hell with the Buddhist scriptures! I will serve you for the rest of my life -"

“I’ve loved you for ten thousand years, and my love for you can withstand the test——”

"If you really need a reason, are ten thousand enough?"

"——"

Monkey Bajie and the other two were so shocked that they were dumbfounded. The Queen was even more furious and shouted: "Come here! Send this pervert, lunatic, bald donkey down to the palace and beat him to death!"

Siemens, who was still singing, was about to be coaxed up by four guards, grabbing his legs and dragging him out. Siemens grabbed the threshold with his hands tightly and shouted crazily: "Beauty, keep me! You can let me be Wei Zongxian."

! Let me go! I am Siemens, an eminent monk from the Tang Dynasty, no, I am Tang Monk, oops -" In the end, Siemens was still dragged out of the hall.

But the monkeys were not in a hurry, everything was as expected.

The Queen heard what Siemens said about the eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty. She straightened her thigh that was scratched by Siemens and asked Lao Sha, who still looked like a humanoid: "Who is this bald donkey of the Tang Dynasty? Are you together?"

"Your Majesty, we don't know this monk at all. He shamelessly wanted to follow us on the road just now. The three of us are eminent monks of the Tang Dynasty, here to exchange customs clearance documents!"

The three Sha Seng brothers gave surprisingly unanimous answers!

Seeing Lao Sha put the customs clearance document in his trouser pocket, Siemens shook his head and said, "Wukong, can your system be adjusted more accurately?"

"Can't!"
Chapter completed!