It's all exploded on Weibo!?/p>

"Look at the Beijing Spring Festival Gala!"

"It's so slap in the face! This is so fucking slap in the face!"

"I really dare to say anything, I'm darn!"

"I'm convinced, too!"

"Teacher Shanshan, you are my goddess! You are my dream lover! Why are you led by that guy Zhang in the face to another road? Don't you turn into a 'face slap' in the future?

"Face slap shirt? Puff!"

"Hahahahaha!"

"Teacher Shanshan was also led to the destruction!"

"Goudan, they are all written by Zhang Ye!"

"If this line was not created by Zhang Ye, I would have broadcast the live broadcast of Chi Xiang!"

"Standing on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, cursing people openly with sketches, the highest level of cursing people is just like this, right? The name of Zhang in the face is really not hyped!"

"Yes, I can no longer look at it when I stand on the Spring Festival Gala stage and curse!"

"I used to think that Teacher Zhang's cursing level had already broken through the sky, but I didn't expect that there was a new height!"

"Han Li is stupid - he's so stupid!"

"This is stupid - pussy, why are you messing with him if you are idle?"

...

Home.

The third sister burst into tears, and while laughing, she patted the armrest of the sofa, patted and shouted, "It's so awesome! It's so cool! Swear them! Then scold them!"

The third aunt was so amused and laughed, "This Xiaoye!"

The second aunt wiped her sweat and said, "This is a national live broadcast. Is it really okay for Xiaoye and the others to say that?"

My mother spoke, "Not to mention the national live broadcast, it's even the global live broadcast. As long as someone gets angry, that kid dares to curse on the stage. Don't you know what his temper is?"

The second sister shouted, "My brother is mighty!"

...

On stage.

The sketch has already become better.

Zhang Ye walked over hurriedly and explained: "Oh, Chief Ma, I don't mean that. I thought, if that person to play with the leader, he will become a celebrity around him? Isn't that true?"

Dong Shanshan raised her eyebrows and glanced at him: "Not it? Hehe, Hao Jian, I treat you as my own person now! I will let you see how I, Ma Jingjing, got to where I am today step by step!" As she spoke, she shook her hand drastically and turned on the laptop on the table.

Zhang Ye glanced at it and said in surprise: "Leader's preferences!"

Dong Shanshan smiled slightly and his fingers shook in the air, "I tell you, I can clearly express the preferences of each leader, zodiac sign, blood type and birth date!" She pointed to the screen, "This, if you like fishing, I dived into the water and hung fish one by one on his hook!"

audience:

"Hang fish?"

"Puff!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

Dong Shanshan pointed again, "This, I like playing mahjong, so I will give him some tricks! This, I like cultural relics, so I will use my great-grandfather's relics to wear strings. This, I like me..." After a moment of silence, Dong Shanshan immediately covered his laptop, "So, Hao Jianna..."

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"Like you?"

"Oh hahahaha!"

The audience was stunned for a moment!

Zhang Ye was also happy, "Hey, wait a while, why did you cover the key points? This is the passage I want to hear the most!"

"Ha ha ha ha!"

"good!"

"good!"

The audience cheered!

Dong Shanshan said with a smile: "So, you know how I got into this position now, right?"

Zhang Ye nodded vigorously and said, "I understand, otherwise you are so powerful, the section chief, your flattery skills are flowing in your blood!"

Audience: "Hahaha!"

"Who are you talking about? Who are you talking about?" Dong Shanshan, who had just sat down, was displeased and pointed at him complainingly: "I'm talking about your mouth!"

Zhang Ye hurriedly said, "Hey, bah, bah, why do you think I can't chat so well? It makes people angry as soon as you speak. I wondered. I found that every time I hold a meeting, the leader just nods and smiles at you. Is this because you are more beautiful?"

Dong Shanshan sat steadily, smiling slightly, "It's not just that!" When he saw him, "I tell you that meetings are skillful. As soon as the leader spoke, he just spoke and threw out his point of view, I will give one immediately, huh?" She made an exaggerated expression of doubt, "The leader thought, what's wrong? Are you questioning me? When he finished speaking, I don't know what he was saying, and he would immediately follow one...oh!!" She showed a sudden enlightenment expression, and her mouth grew up!

Audience: "Hahahahaha!"

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "I want my leader to feel that I was baptized by his words and have a great enlightenment!"

After listening, Zhang Ye also imitated Dong Shanshan's expression and made a sudden realization, "Oh!"

"puff!"

"It's so ugly!"

"Puff!"

The audience laughed!

Many staff from Beijing TV stations were also very happy. In fact, they heard Zhang Ye’s sketch, just like the audience, were the first time they heard it because there was no time to rehearse this sketch!

Zhang Ye said admiringly: "Listen to you, you will subvert your outlook on life!"

Dong Shanshan said: "So Hao Jian, you not only have to play well with your leader, but you also have to make your leader only willing to play with you, so that he will think of you when he thinks of the ball, and his hands will itch when he thinks of you!"

Zhang Ye immediately said, "I understand, just let me establish a person who deserves a beating. Then can I become a regular person if I deserve a beating?"

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "It's not just a regular person." He kept working at his desk, "See it, my office will be yours in the future, Section Chief Hao?"

Zhang Ye hurriedly shook his hand: "Oh no, no, no, no, no, no!"

Dong Shanshan smiled again and said, "Section Chief Hao!"

Zhang Ye shivered all over, "Oh no, no, no, no, no!"

Dong Shanshan pulled him to the side of the leather chair, "Section Chief Hao, come and sit down, sit here!"

Zhang Ye hurriedly said, "No, no, no!"

"Touch it!" Dong Shanshan pressed him down.

"No, no!"

"Sit down."

"oh!!"

"Sit a little longer."

“Oh oh oh!!”

Zhang Ye looked enjoyable.

The audience was so happy, "Puff!"

Zhang Ye didn't know what was going on when he held the chair. "Oh, let's taste the taste of being a leader. Oh, this chair is comfortable. No wonder you always sleep when you go to work. If I become this seat in the future, then I will not be able to sleep with the world?"

Dong Shanshan smiled and said, "Sleep as you want, Section Chief Hao?"

Ring, the phone is here.

Dong Shanshan answered, "Hey, Director Yao - Director? Oh, you are coming here now? OK, okay, that's great, just right, I have good news waiting for you!" After hanging up the phone, she laughed, " Director - Director is here soon!"

Zhang Ye stood up, "That's great, hey, where are we going to have fun when he comes?"

Dong Shanshan snapped his fingers, "I've prepared it for you!" He brought him to the side, where there was a simple table tennis table, "This old bureau leader has entered, I'll handle his mahjong table too, ha, in the future, you'll play here, I'll be the referee for you." She set up a table tennis net, and these props were specially made, "Haha, Hao Jianna, this is not an ordinary table tennis table for you, this is the ladder of your life!" She used a funny accent in Northeast dialect.

Audience: "Hahahahahahaha!"

Zhang Ye held the other party's hand, "Negotiable Chief Ma, no, Director Ma!"

Dong Shanshan hurriedly smiled and said, "Oh, don't you dare to be it, don't you! Section Chief Hao?"

Zhang Ye smiled a little: "It's a matter of time sooner or later, Director Ma!"

Dong Shanshan was so happy that she was even cheaper than her, "Oh, can you use it, Section Chief Hao?"

The person who came laughed wildly, then shook hands and said, "Win-win! Win-win!"

The audience was very enjoyable!
To be continued...