Chapter 891 [Skip "Follow Your Own Favorites" (2)! 】(2/2)
“It was so good!”
"These two are so good! Hahaha!"
At this time, the music starts.
Dong Shanshan hurriedly lowered his head and put on makeup.
Zhang Ye picked up a table tennis racket and practiced there himself!
one.
Two balls.
Three balls.
Suddenly, a voice came from outside, shouting: "Whoever plays table tennis again in the future will be punished by anyone!!"
Dong Shanshan was stunned.
Zhang Ye was also stunned.
The atmosphere on the stage changed suddenly!
The audience was happy.
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"It's a big deal now!"
"Let you two make trouble!"
"The Director-General is here!"
At this time, Yao Jian, who was wearing a suit and tie, came out, and his hair was covered with mousse, and he looked like a leader.
The audience immediately gave warm applause!
"Oh, Director Yao, what's wrong?" Dong Shanshan hurriedly went up to greet him, avoiding the director's sight, and desperately signaling to the other side!
Zhang Ye covered the racket, dared not make too many moves, and carefully hid the racket.
Yao Jiancai is also different from his crosstalk at this moment. He speaks very steadily and thickly. "You don't know who it is. When I heard that I love playing table tennis, some comrades in the bureau practice when they are at work! What kind of behavior is this?"
Zhang Ye moved step by step, quickly cleaned up the table tennis table nervously, and reached out to pick up the net on the table.
The audience was so funny!
Dong Shanshan was still covering Zhang Ye, "Oh, Director Yao, it's no big deal to play table tennis."
Yao Jiancai said seriously: "It's nothing to play table tennis itself, but it's a bad trend to use it to his preferences!" When he turned around, he happened to see Zhang Ye taking a table tennis net.
The audience laughed, "Hahahaha!"
As a result, Zhang Ye's next action made the audience burst into laughter!
Zhang Ye was stunned for a moment, stretched out his hand, hung the table tennis net around his neck, pinched it up, and shook it back like a scarf!
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Oh hey!"
"good!"
"good!"
The audience applause was thunderous!
Yao Jiancai walked over with his hands behind his back and looked at him sideways, "Haunt?" He pulled the things on his neck, "Is there a counterweight?"
Zhang Ye quibbled: "The wind is strong, my mother is afraid that it will be lost."
Audience: "Ah hahahahaha!"
Dong Shanshan hurried over to rescue the situation, "Hey, this is a new comrade from our unit. Come on, the bureau chief, sit down and talk, sit down and talk." He helped him over charmingly.
Yao Jiancai sat on the sofa, looked at Dong Shanshan, and said, "Secretary Ma, you are an old comrade. There is this work style problem in our unit. Should you take the lead?"
Dong Shanshan immediately sat down and said righteously: "I said they were right! I said that even if you practiced again, you would never be able to hit Director Yao's level. Director Yao was in his original unit and he was always a champion every year!"
"Hey, don't compliment me!" Yao Jiancai paused and said, "...one year he was the runner-up."
These words made a group of people laugh again!
"puff!"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
"Old Yao is really enough!"
After saying that, Yao Jiancai sighed and said, "Actually, I don't play this table tennis well! Tell me, how did I get the championship every year?" With a wave of his big hand, "It's all water!"
Dong Shanshan flattered: "It can't be all water. Didn't you just say that you will have the second place in the year."
Yao Jiancai looked at her and nodded, "Yes." Then he paused, "I was the deputy director-general that year!"
The audience laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt!
"Hahahahahahaha!"
"Oh, I'm really not able to do it!"
"Your mom is so funny!"
"It's just a burden! Hahaha!"
"It's so satisfying!"
...
Offstage.
A work area not far from the stage.
Chang Xiaoliang didn't laugh from beginning to end, and many other people in the director team were similar. It was not that this sketch was not funny, but that they had forgotten to laugh at Zhang Ye, Dong Shanshan and Yao Jiancai who were performing on the stage with a shocked look!
They were really shocked!
Chang Xiaoliang was silent for a long time and looked around, "Are you sure that the three of them have never performed sketches?"
The deputy director smiled bitterly, "I really haven't acted like this!"
Chang Xiaoliang asked again, "Are you sure, this is a sketch that Teacher Xiao Zhang just made on the spot an hour ago?"
Another female deputy director said: "Yes, it was made within one hour. I asked them. Teacher Zhang actually didn't have any sketchbooks before, all of which were edited by him just now!"
"Then I want to know one thing now!" Chang Xiaoliang became more and more excited as he spoke, and he became more and more excited as he spoke. "For an hour, I have written a book and memorized lines. Three bloody laymen who have never acted in sketches have not even been in formal rehearsals. Why... Is it so exciting to have such a wonderful sketch!?"
Director team: "…"
No one can answer him!
Because they don't know either!
In their opinion, this is simply incomprehensible!
There is nothing to be able to save Zhang Ye, but he is just a dead horse. To be honest, Chang Xiaoliang and the others only hoped that Zhang Ye could finish the show, but never thought that Zhang Ye could make a classic because everyone knew it was impossible! But as soon as this "Sounds His Love" came out, they were all a little confused! This work... is simply too mature! How could this seem to be a temporary creation? How could these three laymen who have never acted in sketches? The characters, performances, books, funny points, rhythm, intention, and depth are all there!
This is clearly a fucking sketch at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala!!
Is this Zhang Ye?
Is this Zhang Ye after he becomes serious?
Chapter completed!