Chapter 214: The Man's Mouth(1/2)
Previously, Xu Qing was worried that Jiang He, a country bumpkin from Kaiyuan, would be dazzled by the colorful world, so Xu Qing made careful plans.
Unexpectedly, she became more and more like Cheng Yulan. She was very interested in discounts and promotions every day, and even invited her new friend Gong Ping to join the wool harvesting team.
Maybe you can go square dancing with your little sisters one night?
Not to the point of not to the point of...
When you get older, you might be able to teach old men and women how to dance swords in the park.
Jiang He was cooking in the kitchen, and Xu Qing finished a game of Minesweeper, moving his hands and feet to practice swordplay. He felt that this would help improve all aspects... He couldn't explain the specific aspects, but he just felt that his whole person had become much better.
It's a pity that he didn't have the system to tell him what his strength is now, what his reaction power is, what his speed is, and whether his swordsmanship level is beginner, advanced or master level.
This thing depends entirely on your own experience. Try to recall the past, and then roughly compare: Oh, it seems that the movements are smoother; the reaction speed is a little faster; one sword should be able to cut off a corner of the stool...
"Xu Qing!"
Hearing the commotion outside, Jiang He took a look and couldn't help but let out a loud shout.
Why is this idiot cutting a stool for no reason?
Xu Qing's brain twitched, and he didn't know why he wanted to cut down the poor stool.
"Ahem...mistake, I'll take this seat from now on."
The corner of the stool was not cut off, and the unedged sword was not that sharp. It was just a deep mark, and the paint was messed up, making it look ugly.
"If you continue to cut things at home, I will beat you." Jiang He warned him. He was out every day trying to bring some umbrellas, teacups and other things back, but this guy was causing damage at home.
Something is wrong...
Xu Qing said he understood, took back his long sword, sat down on the sofa, calmed down, and turned on the computer to do his job.
Not to mention the live broadcast, the number of fans of his up owner has doubled compared to last year. The playback volume of each video is uneven, but the overall improvement has been a lot better, and the upper and lower limits have improved.
In the past, the playback range of newly released videos within three days fluctuated between 8,000 and 80,000, but now it fluctuates between 40,000 and 180,000, with a large proportion exceeding 100,000.
Among them, the one about martial arts that makes people complain about it has more than 3 million views, making it stand out and surpass the statistics of other old videos.
It’s just that many comments asked him to continue complaining in the new video.
Sure enough, it’s the complaining type that attracts fans...
Xu Qing sighed, but there were not many surprises. In the current environment, emotional expression is a code of wealth. As long as you speak accurately and harshly, and your words are sharp and refreshing, it is easy to gain fans.
If there is controversy, there will be traffic; if there is traffic, there will be more controversy.
Occasionally, it's okay to have a meal, but just keep doing this kind of thing... Xu Qing turned off the comments and opened the private message site, which included some business cooperation.
After reading them one by one, he politely declined the cooperation intentions of some game manufacturers, and his mouse stopped at a shop selling swords.
The other party said that he was attracted by the armor and wanted to have some cooperation.
After thinking about how he looked wearing armor and sword that day, Xu Qing left him a contact information, and it didn't take long for someone to add him.
"time to eat."
After Jiang He finished cooking, Xu Qing was still looking down at her cell phone. After being urged by Jiang He, she slowly washed her hands.
Dinner was shredded green peppers and potatoes, and stir-fried beef. Both dishes were very filling.
The potatoes are shredded very finely, but not rotten when fried, and will not be easily pinched.
"I bought a soft sword, can you use it?"
During the dinner, Xu Qing asked Jiang He.
Jiang He always used long swords, which were very hard and could not be bent even if they were broken. They could only be broken with great force, so they were very heavy and made his wrists sore from exhaustion.
The soft sword he mentioned is called a ring sword to be precise. It is usually used for performances. The spine of the sword is raised and can be swung at will. The tip of the sword will crackle and make a crisp sound, like a spring.
"No." Jiang He looked at the video on his phone and shook his head simply.
"It means you can practice your moves without killing people with this one." Xu Qing knew inexplicably that she had misunderstood him.
"Practice..."
Jiang He pondered for a moment, watched the video for a moment, and said uncertainly: "It should be fine, just make it snap, right?"
"Probably, it can still sound good and practice well."
"Should I live broadcast this?" Jiang He was a little excited.
"It's a pity that you are a weak woman with no strength. If you want to broadcast this, you must at least get your ID card. Now I just need to use it. If you teach me, I can help people create a very powerful advertisement."
, and then make money.”
"Oh, I am a weak woman with no strength." Jiang He nodded, holding the bowl and looking up at him.
"The look in your eyes makes me feel uncomfortable." Xu Qing felt like she was saying that she was not even as good as a chicken.
"It doesn't matter, I won't bully you."
"..."
Xu Qing shook his head and ignored the topic. He couldn't beat her at first. "If this is done well, we should be able to establish a long-term cooperation, and then we can build a collection of long swords and put various swords at home...
…Do you like it?”
"Variety?"
"Long, short, hard, soft, stainless steel heavy sword Miao Jian..."
Xu Qing's words made Jiang He's eyes brighter and brighter.
"real?"
"real."
Xu Qing was not surprised at all by Jiang He's performance. How could someone who likes violence not like swords...
Next to that bookshelf, a weapons rack can be set up specifically to store various swords. It would look pretty good if you think about it.
"What is Miao Jian?" Jiang He thought the name sounded a bit nice.
"The 1.5 meter long sword can be used with one or both hands. I think if you use this, you can turn into a killing machine and a war angel... almost as tall as you."
Xu Qing found a picture of Miao Jian on his mobile phone and showed it to her. It was a 1.5-meter long sword with a long blade and a long hilt. Not only could it be used with one hand, but it could also be used as a spear to practice marksmanship.
If Jiang He carried it with one hand.
One word, Sa.
"I want it." Jiang He pursed his lips and said.
"Order placed."
"Really?"
"Can you not look so surprised? It's hard to resist." Xu Qing looked like he wanted to jump when he saw her sudden surprise...
Jiang He held the bowl and took two bites of rice, beginning to look forward to his big sword.
Although you can't use force to kill people, it's still fun to play with...
"Do you know Song Que, the Heavenly Sword?"
"Who is that?" Jiang He was a little confused.
"I am also an otaku who likes figurines and collects all kinds of knives. Now you are just like him, becoming more and more otaku and even liking figurines."
After dinner, they went to wash the dishes as usual. The two of them had become accustomed to this, and they seemed to be a bit like an old married couple. Xu Qing, who realized this, didn't know whether to laugh or sigh.
At a young age, he entered middle-aged life early, but he was still a pure child...
There are contradictions everywhere.
It's not enough... Jiang He has just transformed from an ancient bandit into an ordinary modern person. There is still a long way to go to teach her to become a smart modern person.
No matter how smart you are, you should at least be a sensible and independent scholar.
The higher you stand, the more beautiful things you can see. Although you can also see some bad things, she came here a thousand years ago. If she just lived her life in confusion, Xu Qing felt that it was her dereliction of duty and hers.
Pity.
It is the responsibility and obligation to teach Yi and ancient people to appreciate as much beautiful scenery as possible.
Of course, this does not delay making her his wife, there is no conflict between the two.
"I write an average of two to three thousand poems every day. Is this a child prodigy? He is better than Li Bai, Du Fu and others."
After dinner, Jiang He lay down on the sofa, playing with his cell phone and marveling at the news he saw.
"Think about it with your stupid brain, is it possible?"
Xu Qing wiped her hands and came out, rubbed her hands hard on her clothes, touched her calves all the way to her feet, held them all and squeezed them. When she was about to kick her other foot, she turned around and went to the computer to prepare.
Today’s live broadcast content.
"Based on two thousand poems, even if she only sleeps four hours a day and lets her write two thousand poems in twenty hours, an average of one hundred poems per hour, that is, one poem per minute is not enough - can you copy so fast?
?”
"..."
To be continued...