Chapter 214: The Man's Mouth(2/2)
Jiang He also realized how stupid he was to be deceived by such a thing.
Xu Qing made circles on his head with his fingers: "Watching the news requires using your brain."
"Then how could they do such a clumsy..."
"If you don't read, you won't even be able to brag. If you have some basic common sense, you won't make such jokes, or if you have a computer to see the world... you have to know that some people are really not smart."
Jiang He was shocked. She didn't even know how to brag if she didn't study. She couldn't even believe what others said if she didn't study...
Xu Qing, who didn't hear the echo, looked back and saw that Jiang He had already sat up from the sofa and was consciously opening the exercise book and doing each lesson.
"Xiao Ming goes to the river to fetch water. There are four-liter and nine-liter buckets. What should he do if he wants to fetch exactly six liters of water and bring it back?"
Jiang He opened the book and clenched his fist when he saw Xiao Ming.
"I feel like doing math problems is an insult to my IQ."
"How to say?"
"Obviously, you can fill it with nine liters and take it home. You can just throw it out when it's not used up. Why does this idiot have to fill it with six liters? Is he sick?"
"...Some people are not smart, so they need smart people like you to help them solve some stupid problems."
"..."
"Just help mentally retarded children gain joy."
"……good."
Jiang He reluctantly accepted this statement and comforted himself while helping the mentally retarded Xiao Ming solve his mental retardation problem.
Yes, Xiao Ming is mentally retarded and should not be on the same level as him.
"Just rest today and I will do the live broadcast myself."
Xu Qing gave an instruction. Jiang He, who was tired of fighting in the duel arena every day, now seemed to have completed the task. The main reason was that he didn't have much motivation. It was stable at 1,600 points. It was difficult to get up and it was not easy to fall down. And he didn't know
Whether it was luck or the wrong time to go online, she has basically never met any famous anchors, and no one asked her to stand up and give her a set of National Day fashion without fighting back.
Opening Hearthstone, Xu Qing looked at the main news of this version, as well as some cards that had been retired from the environment, and began to adjust his deck.
Jiang He had a lot of fun using Weasel Priest in the wild. His rank was not high, and all he encountered were entertainment decks with various super expansions and magical combinations. The winning rate was not too bad.
"Have you never opened a card pack?"
"No."
"I'm an African, you drive." Xu Qing said.
There are several versions of card packs accumulated above, and Jiang He has accumulated more than 30 packs from playing games these days.
"Am I European?"
Jiang He came over slowly and took a few sips on her hand. She already knew what Africans and Europeans were. She didn't even flash a few times while playing DNF and fighting in the abyss. They were probably from Africa.
She raised her eyebrows and looked at Xu Qing. She felt that this was an opportunity to change her fate.
"You asked me to drive it, don't blame me if your hands are dirty."
Let me talk about it first, Jiang He vaccinated Xu Qing in advance.
"Can you still be worse than me?" Xu Qing stepped aside from the throne to watch her operate.
"Guanyin Bodhisattva bless, gold, gold, gold, gold..."
Jiang He's chatter fully reflects that she is a native of China.
If something goes wrong, Bodhisattva will bless you. If nothing goes wrong, who will believe it?
“Golden Ordinary!”
"rare!"
"rare!"
"rare!"
"..."
After thirty packs, only one purple came out.
"That... well, it's pretty good. It's also good to have purple." Xu Qing looked at the game interface and logically said... well, it's indeed black.
The current version has a guarantee mechanism, and the first ten packs of each series must contain one orange, so he kept the gold coins and did not rush to buy. After opening, he would see which series had oranges, and then buy another series.
Nowadays, you can buy whatever you want. Anyway, these new series are about four or five packs short of the guarantee.
Jiang He glanced at him secretly, rubbed his hands, "I told you, I don't either..."
"Here, open a few more packs and try."
"It's not open, please open it."
"you sure?"
"Sure."
Xu Qing shrugged. He would definitely guarantee at least two oranges next time, but this stupid Jiang He gave up.
"Come on, do it this way." He took Jiang He's hand and put it on the mouse, teaching her step by step how to drag the card into the grid.
"There is a magical legend in Hearthstone. If two people are destined to open a card pack, they will easily get oranges. The test method is to open the card pack hand in hand with two people, like this."
"I think you're lying to me." Jiang He looked at his hand covering his and touching it here and there, not believing a word he said.
"Old Yue bless you, and you can withdraw money and withdraw money..."
Xu Qing's casual thoughts made Jiang He couldn't help but curl his lips. This guy wanted to lie to her every day...
"Wow, legend!"
??
Jiang He's expression was startled.
"Do you believe it?" Xu Qing asked.
"...How could such a thing happen?" Jiang He felt that something was not right.
"Then open it again, just watch, Yue Lao bless Yue Lao, Yue Lao bless you..."
After switching to another series, there was still a guarantee of ten packs. The six packs sent by the system before had been opened by Jiang He. Xu Qing used gold coins to buy four packs and opened them directly with her hand.
"Wow, golden legend!"
Another one, still golden.
Xu Qing looked at Jiang He, and Jiang He looked at him, with great confusion on his little head.
"Well, this is fate, but there is a follow-up to this legend. It is said that after two people take the test, if you want to keep your luck, you need to..."
"You need to do something perverted, right?" Jiang He interrupted.
"Actually, it's not very perverted, just wearing those long socks..."
"I suggest you shut up now."
Jiang He looked at him like an idiot, his purpose was too obvious.
Chapter completed!