In a TV betting program, the host asked the contestants A and B with a smile: "Is it true that the family of three has become famous people in history?"

The two contestants were stunned when they heard this - they had never seen this question in the question bank that they could see thoroughly and memorize so hard.

That's right, this question was improvised by the host, and the host himself didn't know what the answer was.

The host who is familiar with the program and improvised the "Old Eat and Old Man" thinks this way: Anyway, the contestants will be able to guess and there will be answers. If the second contestant's answers are the same, they will be correct and add 10 points. If they are different, they will be confused by one and determine the "correct side" by taking one from the second one. Anyway, there is no standard answer to such questions without a source, so how can they get the hosts get applause and be sought after.

For questions that cannot be answered, the contestant was only confused: Player A shook his head into a splash drum, saying it was not true; Player B set his head into a big palm fan, saying it was true.

Seeing that the second player's answers were different, the host showed that he was very knowledgeable and could pick it up at will. He decisively gave the right answer to Player A and decided to add 10 points.

There was even more applause on the dirt road in the countryside than the tractor "bang bang". Some female fans also excitedly shouted the host's name on the spot, and added additional words such as "I love you" to the name without permission. They all whimpered their throats, put their eyebrows on, and let them mix with tears of eyeshadow cream, foundation cream, etc. on their faces that were as white as 4k paper, two small rivers that could be rowed out.

The host is not wrong with this question, but the one who is right is the player B, because in the capital of the Northern Song Dynasty, a village called Wujiana Village in the suburbs of Tokyo, there was a family of three. They were so famous that even the little butt who was still using diapers could hold their little fingers and lit their thin heads and recite them: First, they had a cool face, a low body, culture and talent, and a lively "elegant teeth" and flowed.

Pan Jinlian, a thousand years old; 2. He once saw the "Tiger King of Hell" because he pressed a tiger to the ground, but failed to rescue the tiger. He also became famous for winning many times in countless fights and slaughter. Wu Song, a famous fighter master. Third, he was very short and unforgettable. He carried two baskets all day long and shouted, a folk artist, and a famous "short, poor and frustrated" Wu Dalang.

Speaking of which, the Wujia Village, where these three famous people emerged, is a poor place where even rats have not been lifted out of poverty, but the surrounding scenery is so beautiful that even toads will be full of poetry and verses, and I wish I could say a few words: "The flowers are gradually fascinating, and the soda can be without horse hooves". This scenery is even more charming than Zhang Daqian's landscape paintings, and more charming than Tang Bohu's spring palace paintings. Especially when it is approaching mid-spring, the mountains, waters, fields and "wildness". I am afraid that foreigners with high noses and blue eyes will be stunned when they see it. From then on, they set up a shack and settle down to reproduce their descendants. Unfortunately, people at that time did not have the awareness of tourism, otherwise, the three characters with their own unique skills could form a scenic spot management team.

Pan Jinlian is not only so beautiful that she can burst into a plastic greenhouse, but her cherry mouth can also dance the dead people who have already lie in the morgue and speak. When she is a scenic spot's public relations manager, it is a fly flying into the bathroom and throwing the broom into a dustpan - "the door is the same as the door". If that is true, Pan Jinlian, who has been the "representative of the world" for more than a thousand years, will be buried in the long river of history. Even if there are only words in history, it is at most a person. Although he is so honest that he can pinch pancakes in the dark, he looks like a cold woman on the surface, and he speaks with a pretentious manner.

As for Wu Dalang, when he goes to a shopping store, he will be covered by the counter because he is short, and tourists who enter will think there is no salesperson and run away from business. He does not have the objective conditions of being a tour guide and selling faces. However, he wears a big cap and stands at the entrance of the scenic area to tear up tickets and inspect "dangerous goods". This is much better than carrying two baskets and shouting around and selling sesame cakes. After retirement, he may still enjoy a "lower insurance premium" of 2 or 300 yuan.

Wu Song, who is tall and big and good at fighting and killing, is a good at security work. With his personality, if there are "unfair competition" in the scenic area such as tour guides slaughtering tourists, gangsters extortion, "monks" cheating money, etc., he will jump up and fight. If a tourist attraction is "lost" in bad phenomena such as slaughtering tourists, business management will inevitably enter a benign track, and tourists will gather more and more like ants on meat bones.

Since Pan Jinlian and others did not follow this suggestion, it made things like driving on the subway on the road, driving in a very bad direction, causing one ridiculous and tragic story after another, which seemed to be happy and sad, which could make high myopia shocked and normal "consumers" stunned, which was both strange and strange.

The topic is back. So, why is the scenery in Wujiana Village like Yang Guifei put on a bikini and Wang Zhaojun wearing a miniskirt? It turns out that every year, the bare trees in the bare branches in the concave and concave fields will spit out a bunch of green and fluffy buds and tender leaves; in the weeds that were originally yellow as yellow as European hair, it will grow countless green and green branches like female stars who painted them smoothly and tenderly before the camera, blooming with purple purple, red, and gorgeous.

For example, the most eye-catching thing at this time must be counted - look at the yellow rape flowers that are blooming in full bloom, and they are lined up with the green wheat waves that are "surging waves" in the spring breeze, intimately embedded together. From a distance, they look like a plate of fried chicken with leeks flipped in the pot.

The most unsurprising thing that makes people suffocate is that in the golden rapeseed fields, there are many round and fat faces shaking, as if they blushed after watching the "Not suitable for children" adult films - this makes this beautiful picture, in addition to scrambled eggs with leeks, there are more plates of scrambled eggs with tomatoes with all colors, fragrance and flavor.

Character profile:

Pan Jinlian: Twenty-four years old; cultured, talented, beautiful and intelligent, gentle and dignified.

Ximen Qing: 32 years old; romantic and handsome, treacherous and lewd.

Wu Song: At the age of thirty, he is very skilled in martial arts, is as jealous as an enemy, and is straightforward and arrogant.

Gao Qiu: In his fifties, he is powerful in the court and the country, has great martial arts skills, is greedy and lustful, and is treacherous and cruel.

Wu Dalang: At the age of thirty-two, he was afraid of his own, and made a living by making a sale of sesame cakes.

Yan Qing: At the age of thirty, he is very skilled in martial arts, has a lot of strategy, and is known as the most commander in the Song Dynasty.

Li Kui: Strong and honest, black-faced and black-bearded, and famous. Weapon: two axes.

Yun Ge: a gangster in the city; clever and active.

Li Jiaoer: Ximen Qing’s concubine; Meng Yulou: Ximen Qing’s concubine; Gu Dasao: nicknamed mother Dazhe; Song Huizong Zhao Ji, the emperor of the dynasty; Li Shishi: famous prostitute in the Northern Song Dynasty; Shi Qian: nicknamed Drum Flea;

Taihang four harems: big harems; second harems; third harems; third harems; fourth harems: Li Qiaonu.

Jin Cuilian; County Magistrate Li; Song Jiang; Pan Qiaoyun; Wang Xiaoer; Jiang Menshen; Count Ying;

Po Wang; Madam Li; Zhu Fu with a smile on his face; Money with a mournful girl; Zhang Tuhao.

Fang Catch, Crab Catch, Ma Catch: Wu Song's follower constable.
Chapter completed!