A small dirt road twisted like a snake, crawled out of the beautiful scenery like tomatoes and roasted eggs, and plunged into a village. Needless to say, this is the village of Wujia.

Wujiana Village is a small village. The houses in the village are the same as those of pedestrians on the street. They are different from old and old, with different weight and thinness, and different heights. They are all mud houses made of adobe mud, with yellow hair like Westerners on their heads.

After climbing into the village, a small fork was divided into a right hand. The small fork passed by the gates of the courtyards of many farmhouses and climbed towards the last broken courtyard.

The courtyard is surrounded by uneven bamboos and wooden sticks, and a mottled and dilapidated low mud house, sitting weakly on the mud in the courtyard like a beggar.

It was afternoon, and the door of the main hall was open, and the warm sunlight shone into the house obliquely, sprinkling on a beautiful woman about twenty-four years old who was dozing on the door panel.

Because it was when Wu Dalang was carrying a load, straddling alleys, and selling cakes at the top of his voice; Wu Song also moved away because he became a constable and could not bear Pan Jinlian's seduction. The story started with the idle person who looked as pretty as a rose and had a devilish figure, Pan Jinlian!

When it comes to Pan Jinlian, almost everyone knows it, but there are few people who really know her like wallets in trash cans and jewelry from laid-off families.

For thousands of years, Pan Jinlian has such a high reputation not only because Pan Jinlian has a strange and amazing life experience and a "rescue" of the world, but also because she has the appearance of a greenhouse that can explode. This requires the shape of a pair of hibiscus. Even if it invests huge investment, it can stir-fry the media, like the sugar-fried chestnuts, it may not necessarily produce the second beauty that is "famous and famous".

Let’s talk about Pan Jinlian’s crooked S-shaped figure that is still highly pursued in modern times is enough to shock the eyes of most uncles and all the little boys. It is like the magical work of nature, the pure handmade work of Jehovah, Mount Everest, the Tarim Basin, and the free parking lot. It is all available.

Besides, Pan Jinlian's face was also the most fashionable glutinous rice ball face in the Northern Song Dynasty. It was white and glutinous, long and round. If you don't take a microscope, you will be the big glutinous rice balls that are only served on the plate - modern people call this oval face. The lower part is called this glutinous rice ball face, but it is not called an oval face. First, it is because the glutinous rice balls in the Northern Song Dynasty were all oval; second, the elegant name of the oval face in the Northern Song Dynasty (actually not very elegant), and it has not been invented yet; third, even the emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, Song Huizong Zhao Ji, called this glutinous rice ball face - this is why magnolia, sesame cake, melon, etc. are all oval, but the lower part is not called a glutinous rice ball face, melon face, but it is called a glutinous rice ball face.

"Pan Tangyuan"'s eyes are also pleasing to the eye, big like a billiard ball played by Ding Junhui, round like a peeled Guiyuan, bright like a light bulb with a height of more than 25 watts; her nose is also very distinctive, connected directly between her mouth and eyes. At first glance, it looks like a loach with a head cut off and a tail cut. It is straight and slender, and it is half a pound of slipperyness, and it can't be squeezed without any effort in her hands. However, the most peculiar one is her mouth. Don't look at the standard cherry mouth of the chicken butt when pursed, but as long as it is opened, the big one can stuff it into the whole sesame cake.

Pan Jinlian is so handsome and has such an "function" that exceeds the standard. Can she keep silently shaking the hut and become famous in the universe? Can she turn around and lure the rich and dizzy, and make those corrupt officials stupid? Those lotus and other things, claiming to be sisters. To be honest, if they don't see Pan Jinlian, they will immediately call Pan Sister Pan three times and look for me!

In addition to being the famous beautiful girl and cool, Pan Jinlian is also a talented girl with a more active mind than a steering wheel and is well-educated and good at singing and dancing.

Influenced by the feudal concept that "a woman without talent is virtue", girls in ancient times were basically illiterate, but Pan Jinlian was so talented. What's going on? Did you make a mistake? No, you are absolutely right. It's a long story. Pan Jinlian's talent is also attributed to her childhood master - a big family with a surname named Zhang who is more lustful than haze, but younger than mung beans.

Due to the age of time, it is impossible to verify what the name of this big guy is, whether he has an indecent nickname, whether he is fat or thin, how much weight and measurement, etc., and it is difficult to know. In order to align with the international community, let’s call this guy Zhang Tuhao abbreviated!

Pan Jinlian has been a maid for Zhang Tuhao for five years. According to expert research, one of the important reasons why Pan Jinlian is so shameless is that she is pure and natural personality of "everything is to look at money".

According to the latest information, as early as when he became a maid of Zhang Tuhao, Pan Jinlian's breasts were not dry yet and her body was still as good as an airport, so she hid in the bathroom alone, holding the toilet brush in her hand and making a vow to the stinky toilet bucket: In order to become a rich woman in the future, she will become a rich and beautiful woman, "dedicate herself" and "contribute everything".

In addition, Xiao Pan Jinlian is a lazy woman who loves learning culture, music, singing and dancing, but she doesn't like to work.

In order to fulfill the oath he made in the face of the toilet, Xiao Pan Jinlian, who became a maid, held tightly to her master Zhang Tuhao. As soon as the rich woman "disappeared", she stretched out her hand. As soon as the rich woman appeared, she retracted her weakness. In the name of reporting to the rich woman in real name, she coerced Zhang Tuhao, a scholar who knew singing and dancing, and could teach her cultural knowledge and singing and dancing talents for free.

It is said that some fake and shoddy experts listed Pan Jinlian as the first person on earth to receive "compulsory education", and said that Pan Jinlian and Zhang Tuhao "partnered" to create a historical precedent for "compulsory education". Judging from the fact that Zhang Tuhao seemed to charge Pan Jinlian without charges for "classing", this statement does not seem to be unreasonable.

It’s gone, come back to Pan Jinlian’s house!

The earthen house consists of the wing room on the left and the main room on the right. The outside of the house is so dilapidated that the inside of the house will naturally not be better.

In front of the door of the wing room on the left side, there is an old bamboo woven curtain hanging vertically on the ground, which can cover all the "unsightly" rags in the wing room. It is said that Pan Jinlian did this not for environmental sanitation, but mainly to mention her own "class" when she hooked up with a wild man, so that the "tender" of a baked cake money will be turned into two buns money, but it is a remote place and it is not easy for men to hook up.

The innermost part of the main hall is a firewood stove. Next to the firewood stove is a bamboo cabinet, with rolling pins, kitchen knives, copper spoons and other tools and debris for making sesame cakes; next to the bamboo cabinet is a powder jar filled with half a jar of flour, and a bamboo basket, and there are several scorched deformed sesame cakes left in the bamboo basket.

The faint light shot through the mud holes on the earthen wall added some light to the depths of the mud house. Although these few rays of light are only enough for people to walk, they will not step into the pancake basket or fall into the flour jar. However, as long as weasels, wild foxes and other small wild animals also crawl into the mud hole like sunlight, they can still vaguely see the shadows and beat them out in time.

Pulling holes in the mud wall was originally intended to add some light in the house, but because there was no glass blocking, it also opened a convenient door for small animals to enter and exit. Fortunately, weasels, wild foxes and others are not pets, and they rarely get enough to eat and have nothing to do and go into the house to play. As for hiding in the belly of shoes, it is rare to suddenly take a few mouthfuls when Pan Jinlian and Wu Dalang put their shoes in, but it is still rare. However, poisonous snakes, scorpions, centipedes and other reptiles are different. They can always
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