Chapter 004: Easy to get in, hard to get out
"The little woman must be fishing for turtles again, and she is catching my appetite." After Zhang Tuhao made a decision to never be deceived again, he shouted to Pan Jinlian: "No! I'm about to ask you to take accountability! This major health inspection found a lot of problems, so be prepared to accept the punishment!"
When Zhang Tuhao held the spittoon with both hands and was about to come out, he found that his head was like a naughty dog drilling holes, and was stuck in the mouth of the spittoon, and he kept the left and right, and could not be pulled out horizontally and vertically. Zhang Tuhao couldn't help but shouted in a hurry: "Wow! The situation is serious and the head is seriously stuck..."
Seeing this, Pan Jinlian laughed happily: "Haha... It's so fun! It's so happy!"
After laughing, Pan Jinlian said to Zhang Tuhao: "I suggest you keep sleeping in the spittoon like this, so as not to wash the spittoon every day!"
Zhang Tuhao was as anxious as a cockroach facing the sky: "Why... why are you still laughing? Haven't you seen things moving in an unexpected direction? I can't get out of my head, and the consequences are yellow and violent!"
Pan Jinlian said: "The situation is really serious. The stinky spittoon is on the head, and spitting is automated, but eating is in great trouble. If you go out for a trip or treat guests and give gifts, especially when visiting a kiln, you will introduce yourself one by one, and those old lovers don't know that you are Zhang Tuhao."
Zhang Tuhao kept holding the spittoon with his hands and shouted anxiously: "Now is not the time to discuss this issue. Just hold my head tightly... Oh no, hurry up and pick the spittoon with your hands and use your energy to pull it out! Before my undead rich woman comes out, she will make my head out like digging sweet potatoes..."
Pan Jinlian laughed and then said to Zhang Tuhao: "Let me volunteer for you? Sorry! I am standing respectfully with a gift like I did when I met my leader, waiting for you to punish me, waiting for you to fire!"
"No, no, no! I have decided to exempt you from punishment! My brain is ten thousand times more important than your squid! Get hands on solving the problem quickly!"
"I'm sorry! My job is to wipe the table and hand over tea, wash the two stinky pig's feet for you, brush spittoons, etc. I don't have the project of brain-pulling in my service. If I don't believe it, I can ask the rich wife for questions!"
"Don't! You must not let the rich woman know about this!" Zhang Tuhao said and begged: "Little Sister Jinlian... Oh no, Little Sister Jinlian, no, Big Sister Jinlian, don't spend time, please save me from the dire straits!"
"Please beg me? OK! If you have a question, you have to answer me first. Otherwise..."
Zhang Tuhao said anxiously: "Then tell me quickly, I agree to any question."
Pan Jinlian gently patted the spittoon a few times and said, "Then do you think, should you follow your instructions in the future? Or do it as I ask?"
Zhang Tuhao in the spittoon said helplessly with a bitter face: "I... say it quickly, I agree to whatever request...."
Pan Jinlian continued to pat the spittoon lightly and said, "You still have a lot of books that you haven't taught me. You must take advantage of the opportunity of the rich woman being away. After all, you must teach them. There must be no meeting today and a party tomorrow."
Zhang Tuhao quickly agreed: "I agree, I agree unambiguously, as long as you immediately..."
Pan Jinlian continued: "Also, you only taught me half-baked. Singing and dancing, and you only skim the water..."
"I've taught you all the music and dance?"
"I have taught all those erotic dances, but you taught them just to see me. I didn't teach other dance types! Do I think I don't know?"
"Yes! I...I promise to teach you everything. As long as you pick up my head out of the spittoon immediately!"
"Hmph! From now on, you must follow my requirements, otherwise..."
"Or what would happen?"
Pan Jinlian shook her head and said, "I will pull out a few holes in the little one anytime, anywhere, and then report to the rich wife in a real-name manner, saying that you sexually assaulted me."
Zhang Tuhao in the spittoon responded anxiously with a sad face: "I promise, absolutely!"
"Then you cooperate with me!" Pan Jinlian said, leaning down, holding the spittoon on Zhang Tuhao's head with both hands and said, "What a stupid guy. How can you get out with your hands just by pushing it up? You must twist it like a horn cap."
Pan Jinlian held the spittoon and pulled it backwards while rotating like a horned cap.
Zhang Tuhao screamed in pain: "Wow! Woo tit! It hurts so much! There are no teeth on his head, so he can't twist..."
Pan Jinlian stopped and said, "Then I won't twist it anymore. I'll go find a rich wife to help you..."
Zhang Tuhao was so anxious that his feet were kicking around: "Don't do it! Continue to twist, I... I will definitely take the blame, hold on firmly, and never call."
"This is almost the same. Drilling a spittoon is like wearing a ring, and it is easy to get in and difficult to get out."
Pan Jinlian twisted a few more times and said to Zhang Tuhao: "It's almost done when it's twisted here. I shouted the last slogan, and you thrust up with your hard work, and I thrust it suddenly like a tug of war..."
"Wow! It's so scary, so be gentle!" Zhang Tuhao said this in fear and was afraid that the spittoon would not come out, so he had to add: "Oh, I know, use your strength, use all the hard work on your body!"
Pan Jinlian said "Okay!", and the two of them pulled each other and put on the ground. Pan Jinlian shouted: "Two turtles crawled together!"
Zhang Tuhao and Pan Jinlian exerted force at the same time, and with a "puff", the copper spittoon and Zhang Tuhao's head suddenly separated. Inertia caused Pan Jinlian to fall to the ground, and Zhang Tuhao also fell into the recliner.
The spittoon that Pan Jinlian had come out of her hand rolled towards the door of the house with a "clang clang".
Pan Jinlian got up, kept stroking her buttocks and shouting, "Oh wow! I've smashed my apple buttocks into persimmon cakes!"
Zhang Tuhao was so painful that he grinned his teeth and kept stroking his head and shouting: "Wow! I hurt a lot more than you! Buttocks and buttocks are just ordinary organs, and brains are key departments!"
Pan Jinlian: "I deserve it! Who asked you to do something hygiene inspection? If I don't agree in the future, don't do it randomly, otherwise..."
"Yes!" Zhang Tuhao quickly agreed, then looked at Pan Jinlian and whispered: "Hey Jinlian, you haven't cleaned that spittoon these two days, right?"
Pan Jinlian said: "It is stipulated that it will be done once every three days, and today is the next day!"
Zhang Tuhao said with a bitter face: "This... why don't my master know about this? "
Pan Jinlian said: "The issue of brushing spittoons is just my rationalization suggestion, and there is no formal text."
Chapter completed!