Chapter 005: No need to brush the dirty spittoon
"At most this will pollute the size of your head. Besides, the spittoon is originally filled with pollutants. If the polluted organs are not too much, the spittoon will lose its function." Pan Jinlian pointed at the spittoon and said, and then said to Zhang Tuhao as if he was instructed by his leader: "I will follow what I said in the future. Have you heard?"
Zhang Tuhao said in embarrassment: "This... this reason is not sufficient, it's unreasonable!"
Pan Jinlian said: "Then I'll give you a few more reasons. Do you think this spittoon needs to be used every day?"
Zhang Tuhao said, "That's it! That's right!"
Pan Jinlian: "That... is it dirty every day?"
Zhang Tuhao: "Madam is right! That's why..."
Pan Jinlian: "That's why I have to clean it up, right?"
Zhang Tuhao: "Madam is right!"
Pan Jinlian: "Then... after cleaning, do you still have to use it?"
Zhang Tuhao: "Madam..."
Pan Jinlian: "Will it still get dirty after use?"
"Madam, Madam..." Zhang Tuhao suddenly realized that the situation was wrong, and kept silent, saying in his heart: "Oh, it's not right! It seems that he has been fooled by the little lewd woman again."
Pan Jinlian shook her head and said to Zhang Tuhao: "Since you have to use it after washing it, it will get dirty, why should you wash it?
Zhang Tuhao looked at Pan Jinlian and said strangely: "Oh yes? Why does this reason seem to be quite sufficient?"
"It's not a bit, it's very full." Pan Jinlian emphasized and said, "To be specific, this is called: it's useless to wash it, it's better not to wash it!"
Zhang Tuhao couldn't find out where he was wrong about not washing the spittoon, but he was speechless for a while.
Pan Jinlian continued: "There are far more than these reasons! I ask you, do you have to spend money to buy a brush for washing spittoons?"
Zhang Tuhao said, "Of course! Although they were all bought by the rich lady, they spent my money!"
Pan Jinlian said, "The more times you wash, will the greater the loss of the brush?"
Zhang Tuhao agreed: "Of course this is the same."
Pan Jinlian said again: "It will be dirty after washing the spittoon, and it will be dirty again. If it is dirty, it will be cleaned again. Do you have to buy this brush frequently and constantly?"
Zhang Tuhao agreed again: "This...yes, that's it."
"Are you going to give the exact correct answer?" Pan Jinlian said to Zhang Tuhao seriously: "Is so many reasons combined equal to: both efforts and money? Is it equal to the money thrown into the spittoon and in the bathroom?"
Zhang Tuhao stopped. He thought about how he couldn't find anything wrong in the past, and couldn't help but say to himself: "Hey! Why is this really the case?"
Pan Jinlian said: "So, it's the bottom line that you don't brush or wash!"
Zhang Tuhao said helplessly: "This...this is really a hard truth."
"It's not hard, it's very hard!" Pan Jinlian said: "This is the end of this matter. In order to avoid the rich wife knowing the relevant situation, if you are worse than death, you must stand up and issue instructions immediately."
"Yes!" Zhang Tuhao got up from the recliner and stood solemnly at Pan Jinlian: "I announce that I will start the work of brushing spittoons today..."
"Slow!" Pan Jinlian looked at Zhang Tuhao with a smile and said, "It seems that there is not only this breed, right?"
Zhang Tuhao thought for a while and said, "Oh yes! It also includes washing the bathroom, smearing the floor and other tasks that require smearing and smearing. All the work that needs to be smeared will be stopped."
"Yes! Resolutely implement it!" Pan Jinlian made a victory gesture and shouted happily "Hi!"
Seeing Pan Jinlian smiling happily, Zhang Tuhao suddenly woke up and said to himself: "Oh no! I've been fooled by the little guy again, but it's still a huge fool. I have to take back my ideas."
Zhang Tuhao urgently said to Pan Jinlian: "Jinlian, this... this instruction allows disobedience, and it can be ignored..."
Pan Jinlian stared at Zhang Tuhao with a smile and said, "The orders issued do not count. Have you not considered the serious consequences? Are you not afraid of me reporting them?"
Zhang Tuhao felt a little nervous and thought, "Yes! If things don't wash, at most the air index will not meet the standards, and the atmospheric emissions will exceed the standards. Just adapt. But if the little lewd woman reports the relevant situation to the stinky Tuhao, if she presses something on my head like a spittoon... Oh! This is not a spittoon, and you can't get out if you put it in."
Thinking of this, Zhang Tuhao said helplessly to Pan Jinlian: "Then...then follow the instructions I just issued, because...because..."
Pan Jinlian smiled and said with a smile: "Because, it will still get dirty after washing it, right?"
The sputum, bathroom, etc. are not washed, and although it is not as thick as the haze, it is pungent than the haze, it completely liberated Pan's "labor force", giving her more time to teach her to read, read, learn, and dance. Unexpectedly, this rich man was born as a teacher. Pan's active study not only did not bore "Teacher Zhang", but instead made him feel that he had found a place to use his skills and his expertise was developed.
Although there have been many fake experts who have questioned Pan Jinlian's mind about the title of "compulsory education" on Earth, it is certain that Pan Jinlian never paid a single tuition fee until she left "Teacher Zhang".
Of course, Zhang Tuhao was very unhappy about being coerced to engage in "compulsory education", but he couldn't play with the little lewd lady Pan. He had no choice but to push two "ruthless moves" that could vent his anger: one, locked himself in the room alone, faced the mirror - imagined Pan Jinlian in the mirror, and then blew the beard and stared at "her" and scolded him; two, using the young Pan Jinlian to young and naive content to put in the contents of children's improper words.
In addition, Zhang Tuhao also intentionally created some lewd songs and dances, and used it to mix them in when teaching Pan Xiaowo to sing and dance. The clever little Pan Jinlian also noticed that the content of Zhang Tuhao's teaching was not very correct, and it seemed to be suspected of being mixed with "yellow goods" and "private goods". However, she was a waste of money by nature and loved singing and dancing, so she never felt shy. Sometimes when it was time to "after school", Pan Jinlian was still unsatisfied and asked Zhang Tuhao to "get something more".
Chapter completed!