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Chapter Twelve: That's my fart

Chapter 12: That's what I fart

Only Aren, Chen Jie, Xiao Ran, and Xiao Yun were left at the scene. Aren did not look at Xiao Yun again, and held Chen Jie's hand and turned around and left.

Xiao Ran followed behind the two silently. Listening to their conversation, Xiao Ran gradually understood that Aren had no ability to let them be flight attendants. He just used a counter-espionage plan, and the other three of them fell into the trap. However, they understood that now, they had offended Xiao Yun and could only hold a 1% fantasy about the flight attendant dream that Aren said.

After taking a few steps, Aren turned around and looked down at Xiao Ran without saying a word, with a serious expression.

"Have you figured it out now?"

Aren asked this question without any thoughts.

Xiao Ran was stunned, then smiled bitterly, "If you didn't understand it just now and had such a little fantasy, then I will understand your question!"

Xiao Ran showed such a helpless look on her face. She was determined to find a good job and she compromised and flattered Xiaoyun. But in the end, she was useless. But who could she blame this? It wasn’t her fault for being too greedy. Just Aren’s words, she turned against Xiaoyun. All her hard work in the past two years was ruined.

"Well, just understand. It is appropriate to make some efforts to find a good job, but what you do will destroy your conscience. So will you be at ease even if you have a good job? Maybe Xiaoyun can help you find a job, but based on my understanding of her today, you will pay a lot of money. Also, with such a daughter, your father will not be much better. After Xiaoyun passed this level, his father might have any other requirements, and maybe he may not be able to find an ideal job for you in the end. Of course, this is just my guess!"

Xiao Ran became more and more shocked the more she heard it. This Aren is simply a freak. These things seem to have experienced by Aren himself, and the analysis is so accurate. Xiaoyun is indeed like this. Her father is also a person who gains both wealth and sex. Unexpectedly, Aren can see so thoroughly just by just such a small thing.

"You are right. Xiaoyun is indeed greedy. Most of our living expenses in the past two years have been given to her. She also talks about her father everywhere. Now many people in the school want to make friends with her and have spent a lot of money on her. She is not satisfied. Recently, she is clamoring to change her phone. We are almost worried and have nowhere to make money for her. Maybe your fuss will be a relief for us. God knows how much we have to pay after we really find a job for us!"

At the end of the story, Xiao Ran felt a little relieved. She used to be addicted to the situation, but now she jumped out to see that she used to be so stupid and naive.

Aren said to Xiao Ran with a serious look: "It's not too late to figure it out at this time, don't worry! Since I have broken your hopes, I will give you another hope. But I won't tell you now that all you can do is to complete your studies well in the rest of your school days and think about the principles of being a human being. By the time you graduate, if you really have changed these bad habits now, I will definitely find a satisfactory job for you."

"I trust you!"

For some reason, Xiao Ran felt that Aren's serious expression was very credible. Compared to Xiao Yun, Aren's words finally made Xiao Ran's heart hanging down.

Xiao Ran hesitated and asked again: "Do you still need to write Xiaoyun's father's evidence of guilt?"

"Why don't you write? Of course you have to write, and the more detailed the better. Don't you feel good if someone else's handle is in your own hands? Go back and tell them two, and after writing, it will play a greater role in my hands than in your hands. Trust me!"

After saying that, Aren took Chen Jie's hand and left.

Even if Chen Jie's reaction was slow, he knew Aren's intention after the conversation. He secretly looked at Aren while walking, and sighed in his heart: What kind of person is this? Is he really only 12 years old? If he was given another 10 years, what kind of person would he become?"

“Do I look good?”

Aren turned his head and smiled badly, his slutty expression looked so friendly at this moment.

"Stop narcissism!"

Chen Jie's pretty face turned red and changed the subject: "The words you said to Xiao Ran just now were deceived by her again, right?"

"I said that it depends on her performance. If she really performs well and I have the ability to do it at that time, then I will naturally help her. Both are indispensable!"

Chen Jie said with some gratitude and some touching feelings: "Aren, thank you very much. Thank you for helping me to help me. If it weren't for you, I really don't know what to do!"

"Haha, haha, haha! Show some sincerity, don't gesture alone!"

Aren likes to hear others say thank you to him the most. In comparison, she prefers others to take action directly.

"Little devil, give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant!"

Chen Jie would not take his tricks. After giving Aren a chestnut, he walked forward first.

"Is this your sincerity?" Aren smiled bitterly and chased after him.

The first day of school passed like this.

It was already evening when I returned to the dormitory. The dormitory was on the second floor, with a total of 4 people. Under the first bed with my left hand, was a fat man named Zhang Yong. He was loyal and righteous, and he was not particular about the details, but he was stupid.

His upper bunk is Li Song, who is not tall and dark, and he looks like a smirk all day long. His biggest hobby is women.

Next is Aren's bed. Aren is in the upper bunk, and there is a gentle and gentle scholar living underneath. His name is Chen Dong. Aren knew at a glance that this person is scheming and is not suitable for making friends.

All three of them were locals and were very welcome to Aren's arrival. After all, Aren is now the most famous child prodigy in the country. The three of them also prepared some beer and simple food. Under the enthusiastic push of the three, Aren fell into trouble. The first drinking in their life began. The three of them took turns to Aren's wine. Aren took turns to worship Aren's wine. And the more they drank, the more they were getting more and more excited, and seemed to be uncontrollable by alcohol. Finally, Aren took a rest early after pouring the three of them down. However, what they didn't know was that after several people were drunk, something strange happened on the scene.

The next morning, Aren woke up and counted the bottles of wine. He drank more than 10 bottles of beer last night. This was his first time drinking. And at the end of the drink, he still remembered that the three of them were unconscious and still sober. It was really strange. It seemed that this wine was not as terrible as adults said.

"Hey, baby, are you awake?"

Suddenly, a familiar voice sounded in Aren's ears, and then Aren felt a trance, and when he opened it again, he appeared in another scene.

"What did you drink last night? It smells so fragrant, and I can extract a little spiritual energy from it!"

The figure who had been away for a long time appeared in front of Aren again.

"Damn! You strange bird, dead bird, rotten bird, you finally woke up? I'll wait for you for more than three years, for more than three years! You've finally woken up!"

Aren felt that he had come to a dream. In the dream, he and the strange bird were the only ones, and he could see the other three sleeping soundly outside the dream. Aren guessed that this might be because the strange bird pulled him into a certain illusion domain. Aren's body was still lying on the bed at this moment. It seemed that there was no change from the outside, and there would be no sound from the conversation between the two. Although he knew that they could not hear it outside, he still lowered his voice and cursed at the strange bird.

The strange bird still looked as if he was self-righteous and said, "Hey, you little devil, it's so unreasonable to dare to talk to your Gray Bird Grandpa. Tell me quickly, what exactly did you drink last night? I refined it a little bit, and it actually restored my spiritual energy. It's so great!"

"What? Can you actually refine it into spiritual energy when you drink beer? What is spiritual energy?" Aren looked at him with a big question mark.

"Little kid, don't worry about that much, hurry up, go get some beer, your grandfather Hui, I will practice hard and strive to return to the heaven as soon as possible!" The strange bird found a way to refine spiritual energy and said to Aren very excitedly.

"Wow! You think it's beautiful. It's beer, you have to buy it for money. That thing is expensive. You think it's something that anyone can drink casually!"

When Aren saw that the strange bird had something to ask for, he would have to wait until he didn't blackmail him!

The strange bird looked confused: "What's the matter with expensive? Just go and buy it!"

"Okay, very good, bring it!" Aren stretched out his palm.

"What?" the strange bird asked with a confused look on his face.

Aren said angrily, "Money, you can't buy anything if you don't have money!"

The strange bird said with a embarrassed look: "Uh, money? Do you talk about immortal coins? I don't have them. When I came down, the immortal coins floated away with the vortex!"

"Oh, I don't have money. If I don't have money, I will continue to sleep inside. I want to go back to heaven and sit in the dream of spring and autumn for a few years, or..."

“Or what?”

When the strange bird heard this, there was still room for him and asked quickly.

"You can help me make money. When I have money, I will buy a lot of beer for you to drink enough. In this way, my goal is achieved and your goal is achieved. We win each other. What do you think?"

Aren felt that his thoughts were simply beautiful and said to the strange bird with an excited look on his face.

"Well, I think it's good, but I can't make money, how can I help you?"

"This is easy to deal with. Give me some superpowers, just like the kind of superpowers I gave me three years ago!"

"Three years ago? I didn't give you super powers three years ago!" The strange bird looked confused.

"How could it be? I still want to lie to me. Just before you entered the jade pendant, I smelled a very pleasant smell, and then I breathed hard. The smell was all sucked in by me. Then I could see anything clearly at night, and I had the ability to remember everything. Just that thing, please give me some more!" Aren said, rolling up his sleeves and preparing to take a deep breath.

"The strange bird looked at Aren with a strange look and asked, "You, how did you think the smell is?"

"It smells very nice, don't you feel it?"

In fact, Aren is just complimenting the monster bird and wanting to get some super energy. In fact, the smell is really not very good, and it is a bit... Forget it, it's okay not to say it.

The strange bird's body shook, as if it was sick, and his face turned red, and I don't know what's wrong.

When Aren saw the strange bird, he hurried forward and said, "Hey! Old God, are you okay? Seeing your face flushed and your body trembled, are you sick? Are you sick too? "

"Haha... Sick, your sister, that smell is what I fart! Haha, ahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."
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