Chapter 13: The Tao is one foot taller

The strange bird rolled there and laughed loudly, regardless of Ah Ren's ugly face, and did not forget to laugh at Ah Ren: "I sucked them all in, haha, little kid, you're so funny!"

The strange bird laughed for about a quarter of an hour. Seeing Ah Ren looking at him with a blue face, he waved his wings awkwardly and said, "But don't feel embarrassed. Grandpa Gray Bird's farts can't be smelled just by wanting to smell them. Besides, you are not left at all, puff... hahaha..." The strange bird couldn't help it and lay on the ground and laughed.

Aren walked up and kicked the monster bird out, shouting and scolding, "You flat-haired beast, you have no magic power at all, but you dare to laugh at me, see if I don't peel you up, feed your flesh, your blood, and your bones!"

"Why are they all dogs?"

To be honest, a strange bird is indeed a strange thing. A god in the sky is actually a little bitched with a doll in the mortal world.

Aren said angrily: "Because I think you are dirty, and dogs like the taste of shit the most!"

"Ha, it seems that you, Grandpa Gray Bird, don't show your power, really think I'm a sick cat!"

The strange bird stood up proudly and stood up. His wings fluttered, and then he recited a mantra in his mouth, pointed at Aren and shouted loudly: "Hide it in the sleeves of Qiankun, pour it for me!"

"Drive me..."

"Drive me..."

Aren held his arms and watched the strange bird look ugly. After shouting three times, he finally gave up: "Okay, I admit that I have been hiding in your broken jade perch for more than three years, and my magic power has not recovered at all. Not only that, I can't come out again. I can hear you calling me several times before, but I just can't respond. This time it was because you drank beer. I sensed it in the jade perch, so I tried to refine it a little bit so that I could bring you to this jade perch. Otherwise, I would be suffocated to death in this broken jade perch!"

"Is this my jade pendant?"

Aren looked left and right and said in surprise: "So big?"

"Boy, stop watching the sky here. When your Gray Bird's magic power is restored, you will just turn it into a storage bag for you. It will be a few hundred times larger than this one!"

"Blow again!"

Aren looked contemptuous.

"You... OK! There will be the day when you believe it. By the way, baby, you smelled my fart... Oh, no, you have obtained my magical inheritance, you can both night vision and never forget it. So what are you doing now?"

"I'm reading!"

"Reading? What is that?" The strange bird looked confused.

Reading is reading. Aren wanted to try to explain, but found that it is the most appropriate to explain reading only by using reading.

The strange bird shook his head and said, "I don't understand, can I eat it as a meal?"

"cannot!"

"Can you get a beautiful fairy?"

"No, either!"

"Can you ascend to become a god?"

"Not even more!" Aren was speechless. Is this strange bird stubborn?

"This is not possible, that is not possible, then you can't read it? I've wasted my fart!"

The strange bird looked at Aren as if he was watching an idiot.

Aren said to the strange bird angrily: "Don't mention the word "big" to me, otherwise I will let you stay in this jade perch for the rest of your life!"

"Okay, okay, okay! If you have something to discuss, I won't mention it anymore, hehe!"

The strange bird is also a rude thing. When he heard Aren's words, he hurried forward to please him.

Aren calmed down and saw the strange bird with a complimentary expression on the side, and asked at the strange bird, "Then what do you think I should do?"

"You ask me?"

The strange bird pointed at him, pondered for a moment, and continued in a deep voice: "It depends on what you want to do? If you have any ideas, you might as well say it and let me hear it for you Grandpa Gray Bird!"

Aren tilted his neck and thought for a while and said, "I want to have a lot of money, I want to be a great hero in this world, I want to marry ten and eight beautiful wives, I want to be respected by the people of the whole country, and I want to..."

"Stop, stinky brat, there are many ambitions, but in my opinion, none of them have become successful!"

Aren asked in amazement: "None of these are good? Well, since they are not good, you can help me realize one or two first!"

"Didn't you tell me? I don't have magic power now, but you have already obtained a trace of my spiritual energy, so why don't you use it? After all, that's the breath of an immortal!" Now it was changed to a strange bird that despised Aren.

Aren also said with some worries: "I also want to use these two super abilities to do something, but unfortunately, I just raised my studies in the end. I jumped a lot of time, which saved me a lot of time. I didn't expect any other way out. However, I made some money by trading stocks, and I don't know if it was a matter of luck or a matter of super abilities?"

The strange bird grinned and said, "Well! You can see that you are really stupid enough. You can see it at night. How easy it is to steal it! I used to do this when I was in the sky. If it doesn't work, just peek at the woman to take a bath and threaten her. No matter how you can get some fairy coins, it's much better than reading this book here. In my opinion, it's a waste of time!"

Aren looked at the strange bird with a look of contempt and admiration, and said disdainfully: "I really can't imagine that you have a character like this, oh, no, it's a bird's product, how can you become an immortal?"

"Tsk, little devil, your Gray Bird Grandpa is a big man in the sky. Now that it falls into your hands, you, you are really a down-and-out phoenix is ​​not as good as a chicken. If it weren't for your saving my life, I would have left, you Gray Bird Grandpa, you will have left long ago. Humph, you are still here to be angry with your little devil!"

After the strange bird finished speaking, he turned his head away and looked aggrieved.

"So, do I feel wronged you?" Aren came up and asked.

"Of course! Only you, Grandpa Gray Bird, I have a good temper. If I met other gods, I would have taken over you. It would not be impossible to go to heaven again with your skin. Although Grandpa Gray Bird, I like to tease fairies and peek at the goddesses to take a bath, my character is quite good. Otherwise, the King of Tota would have accepted me as a man, cough cough... how could he become a sworn brother with me!"

The more the strange bird talked, the more outrageous it became, and she became Li Jing's brother.

"What? Are you the brother of the Tota Heavenly King?" Aren looked surprised.

"How is it? Are you scared?" The strange bird looked complacent.

"I don't know!"

Aren choked and wanted to get out of the jade pendant, looking around and looking out.

Well, the weird bird is really speechless this time. This little ghost is not going to eat it. It seems that I have to spend a lot of money. Otherwise, if I really want to be trapped in this frustrated jade perch, I will be so annoyed. "Little ghost, I can't agree to these conditions, but you have to agree to some of your Gray Bird Grandpa, otherwise I would rather be trapped here!"

"Oh! Old God, look at what you said, we are still a family now, so you can mention it. As long as you don't want my life, I will do it all for you!" Haha, when it comes to shamelessness, Aren has never been afraid of anyone.

Hum? This little devil, his feelings are waiting for me here. Seeing his shameless spirit, he is so fucking to follow him!

The strange bird was too lazy to pay attention to Aren's slippery head, and cleared his throat and said, "Although I don't know what it is for you to study, I think you humans have their own laws of human survival. Maybe your study is the same as our cultivation of immortals, so I will not ask more questions. In the past, I not only peeked at the fairies taking a bath, but also looked at your mortals in the "Looking Mirror". I know that a planet far away from you is called the Earth. People there are the same people as you, and they have no magic power, and the laws of survival are exactly the same, but their years are several years faster than you. Once I followed the Lord... and I took my brothers to the earth to collect incense for the Jade Emperor..."

"What? You actually came to our mortal world before, and that's up to your personality..." Aren interrupted the strange bird's narrative with a look of surprise.

"Don't interrupt me! When we come to the mortal world, we can only go to the temple to collect the incense, and we can't do anything else, because our words and deeds can be monitored in the "Looking Mirror". Do you understand?"

The strange bird is so serious, ignoring Aren's contemptuous look, and continued, "But I saw that the people there have developed much better than you. Although I can't get out in the past three years, I have also learned about this world almost the same in your jade perch. Compared with the development on the earth, the people here are far behind. If you can bring some things to this world, then are you still worried about money? As for how many wives you want to marry, as far as I know, there is no restriction on your Diyuan Continent to marry a wife? Besides, being a hero, haha, in my opinion, it's not bullshit. "No matter how invincible the world is, you can only be an ant in the sky." If you want to be a hero, just go to heaven. It's a big deal to be a hero in the mortal world!"

"You said 'fart' to me again, look at my scree..."

After the strange bird was kicked out by Aren again, the strange bird never dared to show off. Under Aren's sharp eyes, he quickly said: "I swear, I will never say that word again. My health has not recovered yet. Don't kick me, otherwise I will never help you again!"

Aren felt a little embarrassed when he saw the strange bird's aggrieved expression, but he still pretended to be indifferent in his face: "You said so much just now, it's useless to me!"

"Hey! Hey! Hey! This time I didn't say this word. The strange bird jumped a few feet away and pointed at Ah Ren and said!"

Aren was startled by the strange bird's behavior, and then reacted and couldn't help but tease, "Are you really a god in the sky? Look at your courage and mind, it's not from the underworld?"

"Boy, don't talk nonsense, you are the one who insults me in heaven!" The strange bird seemed a little excited about Aren's random guess.

"Okay, okay, okay, stop. Old immortal, then please tell me what you said is what we don't have here. I can follow the example and set a precedent!"

The strange bird tilted his eyes and said nothing.

"Old fairy? Grandpa Gray Bird?"

Aren's voice was gentler than the other.

The strange bird turned his back to his body and said without looking back: "I'm thirsty and I'm bored to speak!"

"There is no water here?" Aren looked around and saw that there was indeed nothing here.

"I'll send you out, bring some beer in!" The strange bird turned around and said to Aren while wiping the corner of his mouth.

"Okay, send me out!" Aren didn't want to waste time in this indifferent link, so he got up and wanted to leave.

The strange bird stretched out his wings, pinched a hand gesture, and said to Aren about a few minutes later, "Okay, go and go quickly, this channel can only be opened for 10 breaths. Opening this channel consumes a lot of magic power, I can't hold on!"

"Tell me the mantra!"

Aren was angry when he saw the strange bird pretending to be mysterious.

"It's useless to just make the formula. You can't open it. Go quickly. Ten breaths are coming soon, and I can't hold it anymore!" The strange bird said anxiously.

Aren sat on the ground, staring at the strange bird coldly, without saying a word.

"Oh my God! What kind of evil did I do in my previous life? I'm going to get into such a freak like you. Okay, let me tell you, the mantra is "The Fairy Opens the Door". Are you satisfied now?" The strange bird was in tears.

"What are you using so many gestures? Also, what will happen after ten breaths?" Aren asked in confusion.

"Hehe, haven't my physical strength just recovered a little? Actually, there's no need to be so troublesome. Just recite it according to the mantra I gave you, and the door will automatically open. There's no need to be so troublesome. I just think it's fun, so I teased you, hehe, baby, go quickly!"

The strange bird was discovered by Ah Ren on the spot, looking embarrassed. Now it was fine, but it was not pretending. But by chance, I seemed to have been defeated in front of this little devil.

"Damn it, tease, tease your sister, the wine bottle will be full of urine, let you tease!"

Aren was very disdainful of birds’ behavior. She was still pretending now, which was speechless.
Chapter completed!