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Chapter 405 "Tucao Conference"

"I heard that Wang Xin opened a program called "Tucao Conference"."

"Can you still do a show with complaints? I'm so drunk!"

"The battle Wang was banned by Guang's butt and swelling. He couldn't be the host and went to WeChat video to make trouble. I really can't understand why he is."

"Indeed, can't you open his company honestly? You must start and show up and fight people everywhere. This emotional intelligence is also intoxicating."

"Don't you think Wang is turning his character in the fight? He is now doing "Voice of Justice" and speaking for the people, which is pretty good."

"He just took the opportunity to hype himself."

"Hyphon? People with a billion-dollar net worth like him still need hype?"

"You don't understand this. When celebrities start a company, they must maintain their fame, otherwise who will cooperate with him?"

"I don't understand even if I say so much. Let's take a look at how "Tucao Conference" is like!"

...

On Saturday night, "Tucao Conference" will be aired on time.

"Welcome to complain about Captain Wang Qian!"

"Welcome to the first Tucao Conference in China! Zhou Jie's special session! I am Wang Qian, thank you everyone! Thank you!"

"First of all, let me introduce to you what "Tucao Conference" is, we will invite such a more topical, controversial, and simply put, it is a star who is more likely to be scolded to come to our scene and continue to scold him through me and his friends."

"And what we invited today is the famous emoticon expert, Zhou Jie."

"He once said that he is an artist with very strict requirements. He only starred in two art works every year and would never shoot them indiscriminately. Today, when he came to our "Tucao Conference", he completed the quota for half of this year."

"Zhou Jie, what kind of person is he? Let's listen to the opinions of netizens, please read vcr."

...

"The Princess of Pig Gesturing" quickly made Lin Xinru, Zhao Wei, Zhou Jie and others popular."

"The role he plays is really an idol in the hearts of a generation of girls."

"Actually, I really appreciate Jay Chou's acting skills."

Netizens accepted interviews from street reporters.

...

"I always think I am an ordinary actor, and I think I have a certain influence internationally." Zhou Jie said with a serious expression.

...

"The movie "Pig Genius" 17 years ago can really be said to be popular all over the country. The person who hugged Lin Xinru was Zhou Jie."

"Have he tried to stick out his tongue?" Xiao M, the host of Taiwan variety show, interviewed Lin Xinru.

"I'm tightly shut." Lin Xinru answered Xiao M's question.

...

"When Zhou Jie was filming "Pig Genius", he bullied the fifth prince Su Youpeng." The web page results of Qiandu Search appeared on the screen.

"I think this matter ends here!" When the camera switched, Su Youpeng replied to the reporter's questions about this.

...

"He took on a play called "Young Bao Zheng". He was playing against Chen Daoming, the biggest brother in the mainland. He actually said on the spot, "I think your acting skills are a bit problematic. He was collectively banned by the mainland and disappeared! It's gone!"

"Just when the audience almost forgot about him, it was suddenly reported that he was kicking the security guard."

"Zhou Jie drove an unlicensed Mercedes-Benz and collided with a taxi, but what was unexpected was that Zhou Jie left after calling 122."

"It has been two months since Zhou Jie's car crash."

...

"I said solemnly, I have never been afraid of anything." The camera switched to Zhou Jie.

"He only needs to rely on his own expression to get everything done." Wang Qian added on the spot.

"If you are ps or spoofing something like that, in addition to showing your boredom, what other achievements can you show?" The camera switched to Zhou Jie again.

"When the nostrils are a little wide, it implies that the actor is more excited and more excited." Another star commented on Zhou Jie's nostrils.

"I didn't expect his nostrils to surpass my eyes." Zhao Xiu accepted an interview with reporters.

...

After a few VCR briefly introduced Zhou Jie, the camera returned to the show.

"Okay, everyone! Let's use the most, most and most warm applause, please welcome Zhou Jie!" Wang Qian pointed at the guest entrance.

A luxury car slowly drove over, and a security guard who was beaten to the point of being beaten to the point of being a bruised face came out, then he was kicked out as a posing as a fifth prince and as Lin Xinru, who was angry and reached out to wipe his lips. Then Zhou Jie walked out of the body in a suit and wearing sunglasses.

"Now, I want to ask all the camera teachers on the scene to pay attention. Tonight, I and these guests do not need to take any shots. Please point all our cameras at Teacher Zhou Jie. The emoticon packages for the whole year of 2015 will be the same as this evening!" Wang Qian pointed at Zhou Jie and joked a few times, and Zhou Jie also cooperated to make a few faces.

"The following is the ones who are complaining next to you. The first one to appear today is my good friend Li Dan. Li Dan specially dyed a brand new hairstyle for this show. When he walked into the hair salon, the little brother of the hair salon came over and asked him very kindly. Sir! Are you cutting your hair? He said, get out! I will take care of the eggs! (Li Dan)"

"The hair salon's younger brother had a grievance expression: Sir, we only care about the hair on our heads and ignore the hair on the eggs. If the eggs are yolked, they will be blocked by the swelling of the butt!"

"Damn! You can even care about barber shops? Then why are there so many massage shops on the street? There won't be any collusion between them, right?"

...

"Hahahaha... How deep is Zhan Wang's resentment towards Guang's butt and swollen anus? He didn't forget to complain at this time."

...

"Li Dan: 1.83 meters, a big poet with small eyes." A line of words appeared on the screen, and the guest Li Dan was also complaining about the appearance.

"As we all know, I am a poet and a writer, I never scold anyone, but I can scold Zhou Jie." Li Dan said to the camera as he walked.

"Ah! Hello everyone! I am Li Dan! I said I was invited to participate in this "Tucao Conference". I was very excited and came here. I came here today! When I saw this guest lineup, Aunt Yu, Shen Dan, Shi Hang, Xiao Chi... are all unknown or outdated. How shabby should the program team be?" Li Dan began to complain.

"I'm starting to vomit one by one. First of all, let's talk about Huang Tingting. What's the Pig48 from? It's the group of fake AK47. A group of girls sing and dancing every day. Their fan group is mainly otaku. What are the characteristics of this group? They are all similar to Xiao Chi's age, they all look like leaders with swelling buttocks, pig heads, pig faces and pig brains."

"Teacher Shi Hang became famous online, and scolded "The Times of Xiao Si", which was very harsh. At that time, he said that all the actors in "The Times of Four" had a bad acting skills! Even the old actor Aunt Yu has such bad acting skills! I said this! Actually, there is no joke, I just told Aunt Yu! Not only did he say that you had bad acting skills, he also said that you were Lao Caimo... Forget it, that's not considered a scolding."

"What is Aunt Yu's age? We didn't find it, but we found a real information. Aunt Yu studied abroad... It was in the Federal Republic of the Soviet Union, really."

"I just want to ask, Tingting, Xiaochi, do you know what the Soviet Federal Republic is?"

"Where is Xiao Chi, he is a child in 1995. He has never read any books and is speechless. He doesn't stay in Jing and runs to Tanxing City to do a talk show!"

"Are you guilty when sitting on the same stage with so many special actors today?" Li Dan mocked the guest Xiaochi. Xiaochi looked ashamed, and Chen Dan next to him was extremely proud.

"Chen Dan?" Li Dan added, and it turned out that what he said just now was Chen Dan.

"I..." Chen Dan rolled his eyes.

"Today's protagonist, Zhou Jie, in fact, in addition to emoticons, what Mr. Zhou Jie is most popular on the Internet is all kinds of negative news."

"I've played security guards and security checks. After recording this episode today, I may finally be playing stars." Li Dan pointed to the direction of the guest.

"Teacher Zhou Jie, if you are very angry, don't hit me. I'm not a celebrity. Go and hit them. You hit me. I'm the one who wins. Hehe, I'm looking forward to it after saying that."

"In fact, many of the online media reports are nonsense, saying that Zhou Jie added a kiss scene to himself and forced Lin Xinru to kiss him. I think this is all nonsense. We specially interviewed the person involved Lin Xinru for this matter. Please look at the big screen." Li Dan pointed to the place behind him where the VCR was played.

"Where is Lin Xinru, she doesn't want to accept an interview. She doesn't want to recall such a disgusting past." There was nothing on VCR, and Li Dan added a few words on himself.

Zhou Jie grabbed the decorations beside him and wanted to smash Li Dan.

"There are really a lot of nonsense on the Internet. I think the most ridiculous one is that Zhou Jie has bad breath."

"This is ridiculous. You smell it? Right? And normally, this bad breath is nothing. Everyone, you will inevitably have bad breath when eating something with heavy taste. Just like Lin Xinru and Zhou Jie, after the kissing scene, she will also have bad breath... and eat something with heavy taste!"

Zhou Jie really smashed the decoration at Li Dan this time, and Li Dan was prepared to avoid it.

"I actually really like Teacher Zhou Jie's performance. Among so many actors, we only remember the Erkang you played and Bao Zheng you played, but we don't remember any other roles you played. Thank you everyone, I am Li Dan." Li Dan ended his complaints.

"Thank you for your complaints. The guest is very in a hurry next time. After he has finished complaining here, he will have to go back to the assembly line to work overtime. Everyone should be more considerate. Please invite Mr. Chen Dan, a staff member of Womanscon!" Host Wang Qian came up to make the transition.
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