"I heard that Zhou Jie came to record the show, so I took a day off from Foxconn." Chen Dan's figure appeared in the vcr.

"This music on stage is like a leisure club, stupid." Chen Dan walked onto the stage and began his complaints.

"Hello everyone! I am Chen Dan of Foxconn's No. 3 assembly line."

"Let me talk about Dandan classmate. Dandan classmate is a unsold book writer and a very famous unsold book writer. I have read all the books he wrote. They are very connotative and profound, without any shortcomings, except... they cannot be sold."

"Huang Tingting is a very beautiful girl. Don't worry, I won't complain about you. I just want your contact information, but I don't know if my girlfriend will agree..."

"Bao!" Chen Dan suddenly slapped himself, and the audience in the audience looked confused.

"Why are you here?" Chen Dan said to his right hand.

"Whose contact information do you want?" Chen Dan replied with a sharp voice in his right hand.

"Then I can say a few words to Aunt Yu?" Chen Dan looked at his right hand with a scared look on his face. It turned out that his girlfriend was his right hand!

This is a slut...

Hearing Chen Dan's words, he immediately put down his right hand.

Guest Aunt Yu was not calm.

"The last person to complain about is undoubtedly Teacher Zhou Jie."

"Some people say that Teacher Zhou Jie has no exposure, that's because you read less social security news."

"As an actor, Zhou Jie has been exploring, and finally he explored a path from entertainment channels to legal channels. Outside the entertainment industry, Mr. Zhou Jie started a company called 'Shenma Hui'. I don't know this is Shenma, but judging from his skills in using security guards, I think he should work as an Internet company with WeChat Company."

"The name is 'Didi hits'."

"Here, I wish Teacher Zhou Jie can receive a new drama as soon as possible, because I really don't want to watch "Pig Genius" anymore."

"The above complaints only represent my personal opinion and have nothing to do with the program team. If you have any opinions, you can ask me to mention them. I will not change anyway." Chen Dan went to shake hands with Zhou Jie and got off the stage.

"The next one is Huang Tingting from Pig48. Do you know? These little girls entered this group at a very young age and began to receive artist training. In fact, they have no education, so they still don't know what pig means in English." Wang Qian reached out and invited Huang Tingting.

"I'm not here to curse people today, but to improve the appearance of this show." Huang Tingting appeared in the vcr.

"Thank you, Teacher Wang Qian. I am really very happy to be able to participate in the first Tucao Conference in China, especially what our agent told me today that the host of Tucao Conference is the top host of Nanhu TV. More importantly, he is very popular with the audience. I immediately agreed when I heard this. I have wanted to work with Teacher Wang for a long time."

"I used to be very surprised why Teacher Wang walked like a duck. Later, I found out that he was so great that he was grinding his crotch." Huang Tingting looked at Wang Qian's body.

There was a lot of laughter on the scene. It seemed that Huang Tingting often visited Zhang Mengdi's Weibo?

"My mother bought a catfish yesterday and came back, but when I saw it, hey! Isn't this Teacher Shi Hang?" Huang Tingting continued to complain.

"Xiao Chi's best friend is Li Dan. He has been with Dandan all day long. After spending a long time together, the two of them have become more and more similar. Look at how he is now, a dried Christmas."

"The drama "Honey is deeply tears" has accompanied me through my whole childhood. When my mother was a child, she often told me that if you are disobedient, I will let Aunt Yu take you away!" Huang Tingting looked at the guest Aunt Yu.

"Am I that scary?" Aunt Yu shook her head.

"Today, I have the honor to stand with my childhood shadow. When my mother sees it, she will definitely be proud of me."

"Mom! I'm grown up!" Huang Tingting waved to the camera.

"I have to take a sip of champagne to shock me." Aunt Yu picked up the wine glass in front of her.

"But today, I was still a little scared when I saw the living Aunt Yu. Fortunately, Teacher Shihang just said that he would protect me. He also asked me about my hotel room number... I told him Chen Dan's room number."

"Finally, Teacher Zhou Jie, I'm already very familiar with him. He appears on our TV every summer vacation, but Teacher Zhou Jie's nostrils in the play are really a bit unavailable to look directly at. Everyone knows that in the second half of the plot of "Getting Pig Princess", Ziwei's eyes are blind? Actually, I think this is not a plot requirement, but a personal request from Lin Xinru's sister."

"But from my personal perspective, I want to thank Brother Zhou Jie for bringing so many wonderful memories to my childhood. Thank you!" Huang Tingting ended her complaints.

"Okay, thank you Huang Tingting. Actually... the thing I'm most interested in so far is how do you know Chen Dan's room number?" Wang Qian asked Huang Tingting.

"He told me on his own initiative." Huang Tingting answered Wang Qian.

"So that's it. OK, let's invite the next guest, Mr. Shi Hang. Mr. Shi Hang is a legendary screenwriter. He is just keen on scolding netizens online."

"Can you tell me why you are scolding a fool? Why do you have to pull yourself to the same bottom line as them? Doing such dirty things with him? It's not like a person who has read books should have. You have a beautiful and rich real life!" Wang Qian poured out the chicken soup for the soul, and Shi Hang thought it made sense.

"Right? This netizen friend, why are you competing with a silly silly x?" Wang Qian turned his head and looked at the camera.

After being scolded, Shi Hang looked like he wanted to vomit blood, but the audience burst into laughter.

"Just like me, I never compete with the gang of swelling and swelling anus... anything! I don't want to pull myself to the same bottom line as them." Wang Qian added.

...

"Those silly silly x with puffy ass?"

"This battle lord! He is scolding Guang's butt and swollen chrysanthemum again. He is looking for Guang's butt and swollen chrysanthemum to ban him all!"

"As long as you open your mouth, you won't let go of your butt and swollen anus. What a great hatred!"

"You are banned in various ways, you hate it too!"

Netizens couldn't help laughing and various barrage.

...

"But no matter what, this person who can make a joke on the keyboard can make people dirty and curse people. What will happen if he doesn't have a keyboard today? We invite Shi Hang!" Wang Qian reached out and signaled.

"Swear? Then it's right to look for me! I'm cursing!" Shi Hang's figure appeared in the vcr.

"Today, Pig48 came to the scene. Their group recently received an endorsement of a large-scale game. This game can only be endorsed by them. This game is called "Liangliankan". "Shi Hang walked on stage and began to complain.

"When I met Huang Tingting, we were chatting enthusiastically, and two more members of them came. I said it was great! Let's talk together! Then the three of them met together, and they all disappeared!"

"In fact, their group is very young, with the youngest member only thirteen years old. Huang Tingting, who came to our scene today, is twenty-four years old. In their group, she is called... an old artist, evergreen."

"I always thought that evergreen trees mean..." I glanced at Aunt Yu.

"I only know now that this evergreen tree is divided into buyer show and seller show." Shi Hang looked at Aunt Yu and twitched twice.

Aunt Yu threw her pillow at Shi Hang.

"It's very difficult for Chen Dan to come to this scene. He is actually just a cleaner on the set. He mopped the floor every day and was very clean. One day, the director wanted to shoot a movie and found an ugly man. The director saw a face clearly reflected on the bright ground. He looked up and saw that Chen Dan was you!"

"This shows that hard work will pay off!"

"Xiao Chi, born in the 1995s, is the youngest guest among us, but he has been deeply troubled recently. Why? There is a respected old artist, a woman, who secretly sends him a secret message. The tragedy of old cow eating tender grass is about to happen."

Everyone looked at Aunt Yu who was talking to Xiaochi together.

"Teacher Yu, you didn't expect Huang Tingting to do such a thing, did you?" Shi Hang continued.

Huang Tingting was stunned. After understanding, he threw his pillow towards Shi Hang.

"The protagonist today is Teacher Zhou Jie. When the program was preparing for this program, the female director of the program team went to see him and said, Teacher Zhou Jie, we have invited many of your friends to the scene, you will definitely be very happy!"

"Teacher Zhou Jie smiled faintly. Don't fake a show from the beginning. How can I have friends?"

"Teacher Zhou Jie likes collecting oil paintings very much and has a very artistic vision. Once he went to see an artist and he said I like your art very much. If you don't believe me, you can go home and see my collection!"

"The artist said, I also like your art! If you don't believe me, go to my WeChat to read my collection!"

"It's all emoticons!"

"I have said so much today. When I stand here, my heart is trembling. I am particularly afraid that Teacher Zhou Jie will leave when he is angry. Okay, I will stop when I see it. It's your business if he leaves again! Thank you everyone!" Shi Hang and Zhou Jie shook hands and got out of the scene.

"The next guest is Xiao Chi. Once Li Dan was surprised to find that there were people in this world who looked as ugly as him." Wang Qian walked onto the stage.

"Then Li Dan came to me and said, Brother Qian, look at his appearance! He is my illegitimate son."
Chapter completed!