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Chapter 2 Send me to heaven

Unexpectedly, Lian Shou, the God of Fortune who is unique and has excellent character and academic knowledge, has read many principles, but he still cannot turn Jingba into a complete person.

"The time limit is twelve hours. From twelve noon to twelve o'clock in the evening, people can be human. Dogs can switch freely, and the rest of the time can only be a dog." Lulu nodded and said sarcastically, "Master, you are so awesome, you have turned me into a Cinderella who transformed on time."

"First, you are not Cinderella, you are a dog girl." Lian Shou corrected it seriously, and changed the topic tactfully before Lulu pounced on him and bit him. "Second, it's not that I can't, it's because there is really a lack of materials on earth."

At this moment, the two were staying in the house rented by Lian Shou in Sanghua Market. He frowned and sat on the sofa. Lulu stared at his face. Seeing the sunlight shining through the glass window on his face, he looked almost transparent. Although Lulu had long been sure that he was extraordinary, it was not until this moment that she suddenly realized that the person in front of her looked a bit ethereal fairy-like. Somehow, she didn't dare to look at him again and hurriedly looked away.

She heard Lian Shou whisper, "Others can be replaced, but in the end, there is a very critical eye of the slaughter."

"Jingba?" At this moment, Jingba turned into a girl with short fluffy white hair. She sat barefoot and only had a bath towel wrapped around her body. She deliberately bent down slightly to reveal a little "career line", but Shou didn't even look at her. She felt depressed and said, "I heard it four hundred years ago that Jaiba is one of the four ferocious beasts. Hasn't it been crushed to pieces long ago? Where can I find its eyes?"

"The Eye of the Sword is just a herb that looks like an eye." Lian Shou explained with a good temper, "I know that in Begin, the capital of China, a plant of the Sword of the Sword will be auctioned at tomorrow's auction."

"Since that's the case, what are you frowning?"

"Then the question is." Lian Shou held his chin and troubled himself, "We will have to take a plane to set off for tomorrow's auction. If you don't have an ID card, how can you buy a ticket?"

Lulu rushed forward and grabbed Lian Shou's neck: "Needle, are you stupid to study? Can't you take a midnight flight? Do dogs need to buy tickets? Do you need to? Ah? Can't you use a fairy method to carry me in your pocket onto the plane?"

Lian Shou coughed so hard that she pinched her, and glanced at her lightly. Her expression that had been still, suddenly had a crack. She wanted to speak but stopped, and her ears turned red.

Lulu was still grinding her teeth: "What do you have to say?"

Lian Shou pretended to be calm and looked up at the sky: "Your bath towel fell off."

Lulu looked down and was speechless for a while.

The expression or expression of the dog face was not visible. Lulu suddenly transformed from a naked girl. As soon as Xiao Jingba landed, she hid under the sofa. After that, she never changed back until she arrived in Begin.

Lian Shou doesn't care. For a man who "has his own beauty in the book", it is his excellent character to sit still without any confusion. Especially Lulu, who is ordinary in appearance, is similar to him, whether it is a human or a dog, but at the entrance of the auction, he was stopped by the security guard.

The security guard said politely: "Sorry, sir, you can't bring pets in the auction hall."

Lian Shou left the entrance of the auction hall, turned into an unmanned public toilet, put Jingba on the ground, and said, "I bought you new clothes, you can change it back."

Lulu looked around and shook her head desperately.

Lian Shou calmly said, "I can't go to the women's bathroom, so you can only transform in the men's bathroom, and you have to change even if you don't change."

Lulu's body was stiff.

Lian Shou turned around, and after a while, a rustling sound of dressing sounded. Lulu muttered and complained, "Where did you buy clothes? It's so tight."

"It was recommended by the sales lady when buying a suit. She said that this kind of dress is very suitable for you..." Lian Shou turned around and saw Lulu involuntarily paused for a moment, "Formal occasion."

Lian Shou didn't expect that a dog's figure was so well-known.

The close-fitting little dress outlines Lulu's seductive body curves. The gauze collar is very high. The long neck and sexy collarbones are more unmovable than the shiny diamond necklace. His eyes are burning, and even if he is dull, Lulu feels a little uncomfortable. She unnaturally pulled the black wig draped over her shoulders, and said nothing: "This feels far worse than my hair."

Lian Shou stared at her neck for a few seconds, then looked away: "If you change, go."

This is Begin's most luxurious auction house, in a circular building like a Colosseum. The auction house is brightly lit and scrambled, and the cuffs of men's cuffs and diamonds on women's ears are mixed with the fragrance of top-grade vintage red wine, like a giant high-end cocktail party.

Guests can walk freely - except for the circular booth near the center of the venue. The booth is more than three meters high, and tall and handsome waiters stand around, without trays in their hands. Everyone knows that these waiters have bulging pants in their backs, and what they are holding is life-threatening.

Lian Shou held Lulu, walking through the buffet area and drinking area like every pair of men and women entering the venue, and chatting in a low voice from time to time.

Lian Shou said: "Don't stick out your tongue when eating steak. You can see how I use a knife and fork later, and you can learn it as you go.

"Now you have no tail, please be sure to restrain your urge to wag your tail against anyone.

"Now you have my last name, Lian Lulu... Well, don't try to sit down on the spot when I call you."

Lulu said depressedly: "Sometimes it's instinct. After all, I spend more time being a dog than being a human."

Lian Shou said expressionlessly: "If someone discovers you, you will say that you are delicate and always dizzy."

"oh."

So Lian Shou and Lu Lu walked through the buffet area like a wind storm. Lian Shou took desserts and Lu Lu Lu's meat. The two of them had a tacit understanding. When they were burping and picking their teeth, standing in front of the auction table with their disdainful and contemptuous eyes of the famous ladies, the legendary precious Eye of the Shin finally appeared on the stage as the finale.

"Dear guests, first of all, I would like to ask you a question," the host said mysteriously with a red face, "Do you know what are the four ferocious beasts in ancient China?"

There is silence below, and it is very unpretentious to the host.

The host didn't feel embarrassed at all?: "Okay, this doesn't matter. Then the last exhibit is a proof of the existence of the ancient ferocious beast Shishu!

"The Eye of the Biaowu is a herb that is said to be irrigated by the tears of the Biaowu to grow. Although the legend has to be verified, the magical effect of this grass is unquestionable!

"The eyes of the syllium can treat hypertension, diabetes, coronary heart disease, arthritis, periarthritis of the shoulder, cervical lumbar disc herniation, and even have magical effects on AIDS. The starting price is 200,000 yuan, and the price increase is 20,000 yuan. Experts estimate that the market price is about 8 million yuan. Dear guests in need, please bid!"

The venue was silent.

Lian Shou smiled slightly: "I'll pay 20 million."

The venue is quieter.

Lian Shou held Lulu in his left hand and Wuzhi's eyes in his right hand. He walked out of the auction area with everyone's eyes "Look at 25" and walked a long way before he snorted coldly: "What are you looking at, ignorant humans."

Lulu asked nervously, "Master, if you use the immortal magic to make it so much money, will you be discovered in a few days?"

Lian Shou replied: "This immortal technique lasts only for a moment for me, and it is quite long for you."

Lulu: "How many days?"

Lian Shou replied: "Fifty years."

Lulu: "Oh."

At this time, the host excitedly announced: "Miss and gentlemen, there are still ten seconds before the countdown to twelve o'clock. More delicious dishes and more exciting performances, the midnight venue is about to begin! Please count down with me!"

Lian Shou and Lu Lu were stunned.

The romantic light suddenly shone like daylight, and everyone raised their wine glasses with great enthusiasm: "Ten-nine-eight-eight"

Lian Shou and Lulu exchanged gazes in horror.

It's over, Lulu, this dog girl, will transform on time at twelve o'clock!

From the other party's eyes, they all saw the line of words "I ate so happily and actually forgot the time of transformation."

However, just a flash of lightning, Lian Shou made a decision: "Run! My palace master, I will take some food away when the new dishes are served later!"

Lulu was so amused and laughed - this "slack teammate"!

However, at this time she had no time to talk nonsense. When the countdown reached "Six", she ran out of the hall of the venue like a wild horse that had been rid of its reins.

Lian Shou breathed a sigh of relief. As soon as he was about to eat alone, he heard two short conversations next to him.

"Ah, the cute girl you like ran away."

"What? Wait for me to chase!"

Wait, what are they talking about? Who are they talking about? Can't they talking about that person? Lian Shou was stunned and looked over subconsciously. When he saw the malicious smiles of two playboys, it seemed that the territory he had circled was peeped at by outsiders, and a "scarlet" in his heart came out.

Although he was a fool, she was a fool he turned into with his own hands! What they were toads wanted to eat swan meat?

Lian Shou resisted the urge to knock the two people into scum in public and told him rationally that the most urgent task was to not let these two people witness the scene of Lulu's "turning into a lively dog". He had thrown his head behind him. Lian Shou calmly and rushed out of the hall in front of the two.

The people inside shouted loudly: "Three-two-one!"

The cold wind was bleak, and the two young men slowly went down the stairs, looking around and said, "Where is the person? Have you been chased?"

The young master a sighed depressedly: "A good-looking little sister..." He stepped forward and patted Lian Shou on the shoulder, "Hey, where did your female companion run?"

Lian Shou turned around, his eyes were cold and sharp, and he stabbed straight into the faces of the two young masters. His eyes were condescending and too stressful, and he even shrank them.

"It's twelve o'clock, she said she should go home." After a while, Lian Shou slowly withdrew his gaze, and the air pressure around him returned to normal. A trace of sad expression appeared on his delicate and beautiful face, "I ran too fast, and even a dog could not catch up with him."

Lian Shou touched the white little Jingba in his arms, and the little Jingba was lying in his arms honestly. The young masters who were facing a great enemy breathed a sigh of relief, glanced at the dog and skipped it. They wanted to leave, but Lian Shou added quietly: "Although she disappeared on time at twelve o'clock, she lost her pet dog here, and one day I will find her through this dog."

The two young masters thought this plot sounded a bit familiar.

The young master left in disappointment, Lian Shou patted his butt: "Okay."

Jingba kicked his hind legs, and the dog's face couldn't be seen red or not: "Hold your hand away, pervert."

The crisis was lifted, Lian Shou thought of the buffet after realizing it, and said regretfully: "It's a pity that I can't go back to eat something, but fortunately I brought out the Eye of the Shin-Take, which is 20 million."

Jingba said: "It's rare that you have an accurate sigh of the amount of money."

Lian Shou said: "It won't be fresh after being left for a long time. Come and eat it."

Lulu couldn't believe it: "Now? Eat raw?"

Lian Shou said for granted: "Or else do you want to fry eggs or what? You can eat like a human being, but you have to wait until noon tomorrow. The eyes of the turtle are easily broken when they are separated from the soil, and they may become rotten tomorrow."

Lulu was distraught. It seems that although she was able to have a human form for the time being, her bad luck was still gloomy. She let a dog eat grass and fight... It was really hard...

Lian Shou looked at Lulu's dog face with sad grief and comforted him: "It doesn't matter. Although this grass has a smell of shit, it is a shit-smelling grass after all, and it is always better than a shit-smelling shit."

The Eye of the Lord is worthy of being a top magical medicine. This "later" is like lightning. Before Lulu could speak, her entire "dog body" shone brightly in Lian Shou's arms and stretched rapidly. Lian Shou's reaction was already fast, and she had only time to take her to the nearest slightly hidden corner.

Lulu was naked, tightly blocked between the wall and his body by Lian Shou. Her hands grabbed his clothes and looked up at him miserably.

Lian Shou looked straight ahead with a righteous look on his face, looking at the top of her head, but his ears were red.

"The second time..." Lulu had long been used to all kinds of "fancy" unlucky. After the first time, she became much calmer the second time, "Ah, this grass is quite useful."

Lian Shou gritted his teeth and said, "Where is your clothes?"

Lulu glanced at the side with her eyes slanted. The dress was lying alone like garbage in the darkness five meters away, and Lian Shou could not pick up things in front of the pedestrians, so she was very helpless.

"Since we can't get the clothes for the time being, let's do something else." Lulu blinked.

Lian Shou's whole body was tense: "What's the matter?"
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