Chapter 3 I'm the Emperor
Lulu planned enthusiastically: "Turn me into yours, you can become mine, and then take me to the heavenly court to see. Oh my god, although I have lived for more than four hundred years, I have never been to heaven."
Lian Shou thought, this requirement was not very difficult, but-
“What about the time limit?”
When Lulu heard this, she showed a sly smile: "Let's make a bet. The time limit is the moment we are exposed. As long as anyone finds that you are not real you, then we will exchange it."
Lian Shou thought about it and nodded in agreement. His fairy arts have always been the best, so he also set the cracking conditions in the fairy arts: "As long as someone discovers it, our deformation technique will be invalid immediately."
After saying that, a white light flashed and the two exchanged images in an instant.
Lian Shou felt helpless.
Lulu: "Hahaha!"
Lian Shou's naked body with a "slim curve" and nestled in the tall and slender shadow of Lulu.
Lian Shou was confused. He lived for tens of thousands of years and had never done such a shameful thing - he dug a hole and buried himself. The unprecedented embarrassment made his whole face distorted, especially... in front of her. He didn't care about anything else, and he gritted his teeth and said, "No, I don't agree with this request, you can change to someone else." After that, he recited the trick and planned to exchange the two of them back.
However, the "school master"'s always rigorous attitude towards work hard, and no light flashed on the soft little hand belonging to a woman. Lulu looked at her in surprise, as if she had vaguely understood something. She stretched out her finger and silently said "ignite" and a flame jumped out of her finger.
——In order to ensure the level of reality, Lian Shou’s body and skills must of course be exchanged together.
"Hahaha! Hahaha!"
Lian Shou turned his head away, unable to stand her arrogant look, and said, "You are a girl, don't laugh so hard that you are so successful!" The key is to use my face! I have never had such a vulgar expression in such a long time! It looks so scary!
When Lulu became excited, her technique was very free. She lifted the clothes and flew over and draped them on Lian Shou: "Put it on quickly."
Lian Shou said in surprise: "Will you turn around if you don't get married if you don't get married?"
Lulu said in surprise: "What can I not see in my own body?"
Lian Shou thought it was true, but he always felt that something was wrong.
Lian Shou put on such a tight dress that he had not worn for tens of thousands of years. Since the immortal magic cannot be replaced for the time being, he simply completed the task. As soon as he went to heaven, he tricked Lulu to find his fifth sister, the God of Wealth Lian Jin. The fifth sister is smart and can definitely see through it at a glance, so that she can complete the task and return to the Aegean Sea of books...
Alas, when he said this last time, he was determined to complete the task in one and a half hours. Now it seems that it is really depressing.
After Lulu repeatedly promised that she would never show a dog-like expression with her fairy face, Lian Shou was depressed and led Lulu's way, and the two flew to the South Heaven Gate without any danger.
As soon as he closed the clouds, he saw an immortal walking in the distance flying in the clouds and fog. Lian Shou felt happy and nervous. What was happy was that this person was his fourth brother, the God of Joy. The fourth brother could probably recognize him, so it would be great if he could complete the task without entering the immortal palace. What was nervous was that with his fourth brother's character of being fairy-like in front of him and snatching his feet on his back, if he found the truth of the matter, he would definitely add fuel to the fire and make himself unable to raise his head in front of all the immortal friends.
"The person coming is my fourth brother." He whispered to Lulu.
The god of joy saw his third brother standing at the South Heaven Gate from a distance. There was a pretty girl standing in front of him who had never seen before. He knew the nerd nature of the third brother, and was surprised. He stopped reservedly three steps away from the two.
"Third Brother." Lian Shi nodded with a smile, but swept around Lulu's body with his eyes.
Lian Shou was pressing against Lulu's body, and was extremely unhappy by Lian Shi's deep gaze. However, he couldn't care so much, because there was a more important person behind him.
The fourth brother Lian Shi is a famous handsome man in the Heavenly Court. Lian Shou looked at Lulu quietly. Sure enough, she saw that she was shocked by Lian Shi's beauty and her expression was placed in Lian Shi's eyes. She saw that the third brother's eyes, which were always simple and wise, blinked a few times, and then his face, which was always pale and cold, suddenly burst out with a bright and attentive smile. The smile was very exaggerated, and his waist seemed to be swaying slightly uncontrollably...
Lian Shi was so scared that he took two steps back alive.
"Ticaca." Lian Shou was embarrassed and quickly coughed dryly.
Lulu suddenly woke up. Under Lian Shou's stern gaze that she wanted to cut her into pieces, she quickly imitated Lian Shou's usual tone and said, "Hello, Fourth Brother."
It's still eight-pointed. Lian Shou feels a little relieved.
However, Lulu paused for a while and couldn't wait to say, "Fourth brother, have you ever married?"
A stream of evil fire came up, Lian Shou was angry and embarrassed, and wanted to pounce on him and cover Lulu's eyes that seemed to be stuck to her fourth brother, but he wanted to drag her down from the South Heaven Gate to die together.
Lian Shi was slightly stunned and smiled, "The third brother is actually joking today, which makes people feel much more intimate. My Xiaoshu has prepared the meal and is waiting underneath." He pointed to the world, "I said I want to have a meeting today, and after the meeting, I will go back."
Lulu had a very regretful expression on her face.
Lian Shi looked puzzled.
Lian Shou took his anger and complained to Lian Shi, your dear brother is here, can you stop being reserved? Look at me first!
However, it was not. Lian Shi hurriedly walked away, Lulu pulled Lian Shou's sleeve and shook: "Wow, the heaven is so big, it looks so beautiful, let's go."
Lian Shou said angrily: "Can you not use my tall body to make such a 'sissy' move?"
However, the situation was stronger than that of humans, Lulu's petite body was dragged forward by Lian Shou hand in hand.
After walking a few steps, they met an acquaintance who came over with colorful auspicious clouds.
Lian Shou took a look and frowned slightly. The person who came was the fairy of Huge. In the heavenly court, she and Lian Shou had close contact with each other. Someone reminded him that he probably knew what kind of Qisi Huge had hugged, but because Huge is also a book lover, he didn't feel disgusted. He was self-righteous and did not care much about Huge's behavior.
Looking at Huge's walking route, it was obviously coming for them. As soon as Lulu asked "Who is it?" Huge flashed in front of her.
The place where she stopped was only half a step away from Lulu, her face was like clouds, her eyes were filled with affection, and she looked at Lulu, and Lulu had a great enlightenment.
Huge said: "Has the third brother not been to Penglai Book Collection these days? It's very rare."
Lulu said directly: "You have been waiting in the Book Club these days to see if I have gone there? It's rare for you to have a heart."
Huge was very embarrassed. Lulu smiled complacently, and Lian Shou coughed again behind him.
Huge adjusted his expression and said more gentlely: "I have indeed been there these few days. This year, many lonely books that are wandering in the wilderness have been collected by talented people. I remember my third brother said he wanted to read "Half-day Leisure in Pillow Grass". By chance, I saw one, but because of the price..." She said shyly, "I asked my master to stay for me for three days. I will go and see it with me?"
Lulu didn't know what book "Half-day Leisure in Pillow Grass" is, so she didn't answer the conversation, and Lianshou showed a hint of excitement. She couldn't help but take a step forward, but Huge didn't even look at Lianshou, but just politely turned his body, as if giving way to him.
Lian Shou thought to himself, I am not a passerby.
But he had to look like a tango dancer, and took another step back and stood beside Lulu.
A trace of dissatisfaction flashed through Hu Yan's eyes, but he couldn't continue to pretend that he couldn't see it. He gave Lian Shou a little unhappy look and said politely: "Third Brother, is this the fifth sister's friend?"
Lulu said in surprise: "Why do you think so? Of course this is my friend."
Huge was stunned.
Lian Shou suddenly wanted to laugh.
In the blink of an eye, Hu Yan's expression showed a trace of grievance that was not very obvious, but as long as he was not blind, he said sourly: "It seems that the third brother likes this friend very much. He doesn't even go to the Penglai Book Collection. I don't know who fairy she is, and he must be very knowledgeable."
Lulu generously held Lian Shou's shoulder and said boldly: "She is not only knowledgeable, but also very beautiful, and has a very gentle and cute personality. I do like her very much."
Lian Shou and Hu Yan didn't make any noise.
Lulu was still unsatisfied: "If this continues, you might change your words to her in the future."
Huge's face looked too ugly. Lian Shou didn't want to treat his former friends like this, so he quietly moved Lulu's arm away and tried to make up for it: "Okay, stop talking!"
Hu Yan's face looked even more ugly. Her chest fell and she suddenly gritted her teeth and said, "Lord God of Fortune has read so many books, I don't know if I have heard of one sentence, 'Everyone is often a dog slaughterer, and most of a scholar is a man of unfaithfulness."
Now Lulu didn't say anything. She turned around and glanced at Lian Shou meaningfully.
This look has a very different meaning in the eyes of different people, and in Lian Shou's eyes it turns into six words - "Dear, you have a bad vision."
Lian Shou's face slightly sank.
"Fairy, I remember me... our Lian Shou has never promised you anything." Lian Shou said coldly, "You seem to be a little unreasonable when you say this."
When Hu Yan heard this, he felt that this sentence was so heart-wrenching, and... this damn short-haired woman dared to say that she was unreasonable!
She ran away crying.
Lulu sighed with a complicated expression: "I didn't expect that I was so important in your mind. As long as I smiled, I would throw away all your old love."
Lian Shou: "Shut up."
"Haha." A low laugh came from not far behind. Lian Shou looked back and saw his beautiful eyebrows slanted, his eyes raised, and his black hair was as dark as ink. He was a fairy friend with a very strange appearance, he didn't recognize him. However, he felt that Lulu's breathing was messy.
This is the fairy world, and naturally those who appear are not ordinary people. How could she know it? Lian Shou looked at Lu Lu with some strangeness, and Lu Lu looked at the man motionlessly as if she was taken with her soul. Lian Shou couldn't help but frown.
"Who is it?" he asked in a low voice.
Lulu trembled for a moment, suddenly came back to her senses, quickly lowered her head, and covered her up clumsyly: "Ah, no... I don't know... This fairy friend is also pretty, haha, pretty."
Lian Shou frowned and looked at her for a while, then looked at the person in front of him carefully.
Although he didn't go out, he read all kinds of books, including the life and past of every immortal in the heavenly court. Therefore, there are only two kinds of immortals he did not know in this heaven: one is that he had just ascended but had not had time to register and file, and the other is...
When the immortal saw them, he suddenly stopped his steps. He lowered his head, Lian Shou couldn't see his expression clearly, and he felt that the situation was strange. The immortal paused for a while, and finally came over. Lian Shou looked at him, with a thin layer of smile on his face, and there was nothing wrong with his expression.
The immortal bowed to Lian Shou: "Little Xian Lan Su, I have met Lord Fu God." Then he looked at Lulu and said with a smile, "No wonder I saw Fairy Huge crying so hard that she was so tired of makeup. It turned out that Yan Ruyu was accompanying the God of Fu God."
Lan Su acted so naturally, which made Lian Shou and Lulu stunned.
Lian Shou never expected that even the fourth brother and Hu Feng would see through it, and this person would see through it. He looked at Lulu, perhaps because of an illusion. He felt that her body was very stiff, as if he was suppressing some feelings...feelings?
Humph, Lulu is like this, and she is obviously not his noble and extraordinary blessing god, and it is nothing great if she sees it through. Lian Shou comforted herself.
Lulu stood blankly and refused to speak, so she had to take the sentence by Lian Shou: "Immortal Friendship Eyes."
As soon as they finished speaking, a lamp suddenly seemed to lit up in their bodies. After the white light rose and fell, the magic of immortality was lifted and the two of them became real again.
Lulu looked at Lansu, and Lansu looked back naturally, which made Lulu's face more uncertain, and she wanted to speak but stopped. This situation made Lian Shou, who was standing aside, feel inexplicably dazzling.
He couldn't help but say with a cold face: "Okay, I have achieved this wish for you. You are not my kind, and the heaven is not where you should stay."
Lulu was stunned and looked at Lian Shou with some helplessness.
Chapter completed!