Xu Mang has already seen that Xiao Man, a girl, is not suitable to be a mother. She is suitable to be a annoying little goblin. In just one hour of motherhood, she either beat people or beat them for threats. She used to do it.

They threatened to educate elites, but now they just use stick education.

"Wife?"

"How about you take care of the baby for two days after giving birth, and let someone else take care of the rest of the time." Xu Mang was lying on the bed, looking at Xiao Man who was in an emotional state, and carefully reminded: "I'm really afraid that one day you will get excited and take care of me.

The child was beaten”

"It's not like you don't know whether you strike lightly or not." Xu Mang continued: "Also, you should change your bad temper. You always explode, and when this one explodes, people for hundreds of miles around will take a breath.

, If I weren’t thick-skinned and thick-skinned, I would really be counting down to divorce.”

"I knew it!"

"You're starting to dislike me!"

"You were not like this before"

I don’t know why, but Xiaoman collapsed again without any reason. Her handsome little face had long been wet with tears. She frantically beat Xu Mang like a rainstorm. This time, she didn’t stop her strength. Xu Mang was almost the same.

He got a good beating.

but

Xiaoman's emotions were also calmed down. She was in Xu Mang's arms. She pouted her little mouth and said miserably: "Husband, was I too irritable just now? Since I became pregnant, I have become more and more unsatisfied.

If you control it, a slight emotional fluctuation will lead to a big explosion."

"well"

"It's all like this." Xu Mang smiled bitterly and said: "We will be considered people in the future, but now it is in the ongoing tense. What do you think of my proposal just now? You will take care of me for two days, and your parents will take care of you the rest of the time.

Either my parents or my parents are fine."

"no!"

"Why don't you let me take care of my child?" Yang Xiaoman said stubbornly: "Anyway, we'll see when the time comes. I don't want my parents to take care of the child. I guess they also have opinions. Let's wait until the child is born. It's my mother's child."

I have the final say!"

""

"Okay, okay!" Xu Mang shrank his head and said with a wry smile: "My wife is the biggest in the world. It is true that you have the final say."

"snort!"

Yang Xiaoman snorted coldly, arched her arms, and said: "You idiot, if you could have a chance to start over in life and retain all your memories, would you still fall in love with me? Would you just not plan on it?"

Do you care about me? Have you become a passerby with me?"

"hehe"

"If I am reborn, I will find you as soon as possible." Xu Mang rubbed Xiaoman's hair and said affectionately: "I don't want to be like this life, waiting for the time when we meet. I am so impatient that you are my wife.

Then get together as soon as possible, otherwise you will feel uncomfortable even if you are late for a second."

The words fell,

Yang Xiaoman was so excited when she heard that, she grabbed Xu Mang's neck, kissed her fiercely, and said, "Husband loves you to death, loves you to death!"

"hey-hey"

"Then why do you want to test your IQ?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "I am even more stupid than before. My intuition is that the normal human IQ is about one hundred, and I think you only have about six.

ten."

"roll!"

"Have you ever seen anyone with an IQ of 60 earn so much money?" Yang Xiaoman stared and said angrily: "If you talk to me about IQ again, I will blow your head off.

"

Xu Mang smiled awkwardly and said hurriedly: "How about I tell you a joke? One day, a walking zombie crisis broke out on the earth. A walking zombie opened your Tianling Cap, then went up to smell it, and then walked

The corpse disappeared, do you know why?"

"Why?" Xiaoman asked subconsciously.

"Hey, you taste it, you taste it slowly!" Xu Mang stroked Xiaoman's hair, and then said: "Go and cut your hair like girls' hair. You are used to it with long hair. Change it."

Just treat your hair like a new girlfriend."

The next second,

Xu Mang fell into grief and despair

The next day,

Xu Mang sent Xiao Man to the company, and then returned home alone, then returned to his study room to see if the third brother next door had found out the shortcomings of the research report he published. Unfortunately, Yin Guo seemed to be very calm and did not

Any disturbance.

but

This can also explain that Ah San next door had nothing to report. Xu Mang turned around and logged into his Weibo, intending to use the power of netizens to truly understand Ah San and this magical nation.

Emperor Tian pays off his conscientious people,

A student studying abroad at the Indian Institute of Technology told Xu Mang everything he saw. At present, a group of quite powerful physicists, including many outstanding students, have been gathered at the Indian Institute of Technology to jointly carry out refutation research.

This movement has been reported by many media in India, in order to promote the bravery of Indian scientists. Many Indian netizens are also quite excited. It seems that it is already a matter of time before China, which is basically arrogant, becomes unstoppable.

In this regard,

Xu Mang just wanted to say one thing, they are a bunch of idiots!

He clicked to enter the forum sent by the international student. It was about whether Indian scientists could surpass him. There were almost tens of thousands of comments below. Xu Mang read a few of them and felt confused for a moment.

[Xu Mang copied everything and stole Yin’s technology. He is a gangster]

[Beyond Xu Mang, that is necessary, it is just a matter of time]

[Why are you so unsure? Our scientists are already far ahead of Xu Mang]

[Our scientists are full of talents and are quite innovative. Xu Mang only knows how to plagiarize and will definitely surpass Xu Mang in the future. The whole world likes our Indian scientists and thinks they are great]

Xu Mang:(°ー°〃)

Damn it!

The confusing nature is,

How on earth is this done?

Although there are many Indian netizens who are very sensible, they are often overwhelmed by the tide, which is sad to say. Since they lost in a war, these people have fallen into a morbid feeling towards China.

Emotions are pathological and abnormal.

"idiot!"

"Continue researching!" Xu Mang closed the website and took out an Xbox 360 from the cabinet next to him. When he bought this game console before, he wanted to play the game "Halo 5". Unfortunately, the scene of Master Chief

Too little, and Xu Mang was completely disheartened.

After thinking about it,

Finally I put it back.

At this time,

The phone rang, and I looked at it and it was Professor Smith.

"Hello?"

"What's the matter?" Xu Mang was on the phone while opening the web page to see if there was any recent news.

"Xu Mang?"

"How about you explain the paper you wrote?" Professor Smith said: "The whole world is going crazy now. They are all looking for your answer, but almost all of them have failed, including those famous figures, and they cannot explain the information in your research report.

Lots of perspectives.”

"oh"

"Let's talk about it!" Xu Mang suddenly saw something that he was very interested in and said hurriedly: "I'll leave it alone and let them figure it out for themselves."

hang up the phone,

Xu Mang looked at a well-known scholar on Weibo and asked the public a difficult question: how to squeeze out the last drop of shampoo.

[Today’s problem: If you are washing your hair and you can’t squeeze out the shampoo, no matter how hard you shake the bottle, you can only get out a little. You cleverly unscrew the cap of the bottle, but there is still a lot of shampoo stubbornly stuck to the inner wall.

If they come out, they can only send water to take them away by force.】

[Then is there any way to pour out the shampoo or sauce cleanly and neatly, instead of being sloppy as described before? 】

under,

Many people had their imaginations opened up, but Xu Mang saw a brand-new material, which was a business opportunity that monopolized the world.

In fact, the properties of viscous fluids, no matter what they are, basically have two characteristics: they are either hydrophilic or lipophilic.

Most fluids like soy sauce and juice are water-based, which means they have a high water content. For this kind of fluid, effective hydrophobic materials have long been developed, and the inspiration is a work of nature.
To be continued...