012 [Not just stupid]
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The night wind is gentle, the moon is sparse.
I never imagined that after I came to another world, I would have the opportunity to enjoy the treatment of a great beauty swimming with me. But what made me a little regretful is that this woman obviously was not very cooperative, and she didn't seem to be very good at judging from her appearance.
"You can't swim?" I was a little surprised.
The woman raised her eyebrows, and her face still felt like she was keeping people from thousands of miles away, especially her eyes, which made people unforgettable at a glance.
"Maybe, she is not happy, maybe, she is really... lonely?" I thought to myself.
Of course, the loneliness I think is not what those people with impure thoughts think. I have never seen anyone’s eyes, which can give people a feeling of looking up at the iceberg.
The woman was struggling, but I hugged her tighter. In an instant, I felt a little soft jade in my arms. A slight drop of water hit her face, making her look like a white lotus blooming in the water. I couldn't help but remind me of a classical Chinese sentence I learned in high school Chinese class: Wash in the clear water without being charming, you can only see it from afar and not play with it.
Well, that's right, I'm not good at high school politics, I forgot about the number of GPA rankings in the Great Heavenly Dynasty, but Chinese is my strength.
"If you can't swim, don't struggle. If I don't hold you, what do you think you will do?" I kindly advised him.
But this tone gave me the strange illusion of "You shout, it's useless to shout your throat." Perhaps it was because my hand holding her waist was secretly taking advantage of it?
The woman was obviously stunned. Her beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly, and then she forgot about me with a little dissatisfaction, and struggled more and more.
Are you a pig? I sighed in my heart.
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Swimming is a very physically consuming thing. Swimming in clothes and pants is even more silly. Taking a person to swim is actually no different from diving with a big rock.
I finally understood why I always saw such news in the past. Someone committed suicide, and then a college student dived to save the person. As a result, the person was unable to save him, but he died instead...
At that time, I was only concerned about sighing about the fragility of life and cursing the foolish person who committed suicide. Now I know how difficult the tasks college students are, especially after drinking a lot of alcohol and their stamina...
If you don’t commit suicide, you won’t die. At first, I didn’t believe it!
"No, I...I can't swim anymore." I breathed a sigh of relief, looking at the shore that was staring at my hunter, speechless.
I found that my IQ dropped sharply after drinking 250. With my super high IQ of 249, it dropped directly to a negative number...
To be honest, what's the use of me diving? Swimming to the other side? But after I swam, the other party had already walked to the other side. It happened to catch a turtle in a jar. As soon as I stretched out the turtle... No, as soon as I stretched out my head, he directly wiped my neck with a knife, and then the world became quiet.
Unfortunately, I only understood this truth after diving.
As a result, we can't get up now, hunters can't get down, and everyone stares at each other.
I looked down at the woman, and after a glance, I took a second and third look... because the woman's clothes were wet, and then... you know.
But I quickly turned my head away because I felt a vague chill.
"Okay, now I don't have the energy, and everyone is going to die. Unfortunately, I don't have any suitable weapons, otherwise I'll go ashore and fight him, so as not to take you to dive and run away." I was bragging in the water, but I don't have to pay taxes anyway.
"You mean, he wants to kill me?" The woman looked at me with a very pitiful look, with a slightly sarcastic smile on her lips.
Oh my bad temper.
In an instant, I gritted my teeth and said, "Are you stupid? He drew his sword and rushed towards you! If I hadn't come over, he would have killed you with one knife!"
"How do you know he is going to kill me?" The sarcastic smile on the woman's face became deeper and deeper.
"You are really stupid." When I said this, I obviously saw the woman's eyebrows slightly raised, and the chill became even more chilling... I hurriedly continued, "He didn't say a word, drew his sword and came quietly. Didn't he kill you, and would he perform a sword dance for you? Then wait for you to give him a dollar?"
I thought women should wake up at this time. I looked at her beautiful face. After a long time, she opened her beautiful mouth that looked like cherry red and said, "He is a mute."
Thunder rolls.
If I had known that he was a mute, I would have discussed it with him for a few more words. When I saw that he would not reply, I thought there was no room for negotiation, so I jumped down. Sure enough, drinking was a mistake!
I wish the savage dick could come out to find me when he saw that I didn’t go back for a long time. With his overwhelming combat power, he might be able to kill the hunters on the shore with one hand. Unfortunately, this guy is probably drinking enough, and maybe even forgot about me...
"I really don't have much strength. I'll take you ashore now. If he chases you, I'll try to hold on for as long as possible. You can run away quickly and don't worry about me. I'll try to last longer, but I can't guarantee how long it will be. You'd better run to the woods east, I live there now, and there are seven of my friends there, among them, one of the most bold guys with weeds on his face, and he should be able to protect you..." I was whispering while swimming up the shore.
The woman never replied to me. I was worried, so I repeated the words again. The woman was still silent like a mute, but I didn't care. Now I can only put my life and life on the "Copy-Super Power" attached to the Time and Space Administration. I don't know if I copy the Iron Man's armor, even if it's just a high-quality A-product, the iron sheet should be made strong enough. If I have good luck, maybe I can still hold on until my second brother comes to save me?
Well, I have too many advantages, but one advantage is particularly dazzling among the many advantages. What, do you think you are stupid? You are optimistic!
I always think that there is no way out. Although there is no adventure after I dive, at least... I am holding a girl!
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As I was about to get ashore, I saw the hunter running here. I took out the holy fire order from my pocket and threw it directly towards the hunter's forehead.
If he can kill him, he's better. If he can't kill him, he'll have some time. Anyway, he's already in the water, so this thing can't be used to pretend in the fairy tale world.
The hunter hid slightly, and at this moment, I pushed the woman ashore, and then picked up a branch on the ground to defend myself.
The night wind was gentle, and I was covered in water. After drinking, I felt dizzy in an instant. The hunter rushed over, but now I couldn't even stand firmly.
"Don't move!" said the woman sternly. Ge, I'm ready to sacrifice myself. You... haven't even moved your feet, and you are just trying to... twist the water?
Haha... I've found out now that the beautiful women playing palace fights on TV are all fake! Fake!!!
Such a beautiful girl seems to be more than stupid.
So fucking naive, so stupid and naive!
Just like the classic movie scene, the police chased the thief and shouted desperately, "Don't move! Don't run!" If I were a thief, I would have been fucking moving all over and pissed him to death. I'm not stupid - I'm not stupid, I can't run and wait for you to catch me if I don't run?
Maybe I was angry, and in an instant, my eyes turned dark and I fainted on the ground.
Before closing my eyes, I vaguely saw the hunter running over, but strangely, he did not wave the knife at the woman, but instead exhaled a breath of turbid air. Could it be that he wanted to capture it alive?
I faintly saw the woman beside me take out a mirror from her arms?
Seeing her keep looking in the mirror, I really had millions of grass and mud horses running by. At this time, I still want to be beautiful? I hate this kind of person the most, I have to pretend to be stupid!
Hey, this woman is still playing the game of "talking to yourself" in front of the mirror, and she is always talking in front of the mirror. Do you want to be more naive and cute? Millions of grass mud horses fell into my heart, and they went around again...
"Big breasts are brainless." I finally took a sneak peek at the woman's chest that was highlighted after being wet by water, and understood the incisive four-word words summarized by thousands of men, and then I completely fainted.
"I must look like a four-legged toad with a belly facing the sky." I was unwilling to give up.
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