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Black, endless black.

The picture before fainting seemed to be playing a movie, constantly turning pages and replaying them in front of me until... my face hurts.

"Ba—."

Who beat me?

When I opened my eyes, I only saw a face covered with weeds.

The savage dick looked at me, then looked at his slap again, and excitedly said to the little seventh brother beside him: "I'll just say it, you'll wake up with a slap! This year your wool belongs to me!"

Seven dwarves raised a sheep. On weekdays, in addition to producing goat milk for Xiaoqi Brother, they also use wool to make some clothes. However, using slaps to bet on wool, have you ever considered my feelings?

The savage second child is the one who can fight Xiang Yu alone.

Let’s not talk about it, apply a piece of ice first.

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"Die, why am I fainting?" I looked around in a daze. Except for the dick and Xiaoqi Brother holding a bottle in his mouth, there was no one next to the Banyue Lake. The warrior disappeared, the woman disappeared, only my crotch and top were wet...

"No, you're so drunk that you're asleep." The savage penis swore to correct my words.

"Get out, I'm just in a coma!" No one knew better than me.

"Why did you wake up with a slap?" The savage dick looked at his right hand with a magical expression on his face, as if Columbus had discovered a new world. He might have begun to wonder whether his right hand was full of magical power.

I:"........."

The savage's dick's nerve circuit may be a little different from mine. I have given up on him and asked Xiaoqi Brother: "Brother Xiaoqi, have you seen a hunter next to me who wants to kill me with a knife? There is also a woman who is soaked."

When he heard me, Xiaoqi, who was originally focused on drinking milk, spit out a pacifier (don't ask me why there are pacifiers in another world with super low technology. I feel so tired and don't want to answer.), his little fist tightly pinched, frowned and said, "Who dares to hit my little brother on my territory? This is simply not giving me the face of the East Forest Little Overlord! Second, do you know what to do?"

Brother Xiaoqi said so arrogantly, and I was moved by the sound of hearing it. Although he obviously ignored the woman in the second half of my sentence. The savage dick was different. He gave Brother Xiaoqi a broken head and stared at me and said, "You are just drunk."

"Get out, I'm dizzy and don't know?" I was so angry that my nose was crooked.

"You dreamed that you were playing with a woman in the water, and you said you weren't drunk?" The second son looked serious and he was simply serious nonsense!

He is different from Xiaoqi Ge, and he selectively ignores the first half of the sentence.

I:"........"

After being tossed by Xiaoqi and the savage dick, I almost thought I was drunk and dreaming. But although my wine taste was average, I didn’t jump into the water stupidly. How could it be so pig’s head? I don’t believe it, and I don’t believe it if I beat it to death! I have suspected everything in my life, and there are only two things that have not been done. The first is my gender, and the second is my high IQ!

At this time, there was finally a voice that proved that I was not dreaming!

"Dingdong, because he contacted important people, he automatically triggered task 2."

A nice female voice rang in my head, and then the task interface automatically jumped out.

"Task 2: Get the Queen's Magic Mirror."

Oh my god, I won’t force myself to kill the prince. But is it that easy to get the magic mirror? The magic mirror is in the palace!

Just when I was speechless, the savage dick shook his slap in front of me, and then took the opportunity to slap again, but unfortunately I discovered it.

"What do you want to do!" My eyes were spitting fire.

"I think you are distracted and thought you were awake before you could." The savage dick smiled embarrassedly and took back his right hand. Is this guy still addicted to slapping me in the face?

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If it was a dream, maybe I would feel a little more at ease, but if it wasn't a dream, where did Snow White go?

Did you run? Obviously this silly woman with big breasts and no brains can't escape. If she didn't run, there would be no blood on the ground, and it seemed that she had not been killed by a hunter.

The most important thing is that the mission system has not ended my mission! Who is Snow White? She is the real number one protagonist in this world! If she dies, then I will be a big deal?

Thinking of this, it’s all right! The IQ of 249 is indeed not a big deal. The so-called genius and mental illness are just a line of difference, which refers to people like me.

In an instant, I seemed to be enlightened, thinking more and more, and understanding more and more. Since the mission system asked me to find the magic mirror, there must be a reason! What is the magic mirror? It is a bitch! Well, this is right, I said before, it is a very cheap mirror, but it has a special ability, that is, it is omniscient and omnipotent! The so-called knowledge in heaven and omniscient and omniscient, and what I said is probably it.

Find the Magic Mirror and let the Magic Mirror tell me where Snow White was imprisoned!

Damn, my thinking cannot be smoother! A talent like me should probably write novels.

"Brother, you must be dreaming!" The savage dick still didn't give up, this despicable guy.

I smiled, and this time I did not refute him, but instead said a classic line from "Inception": "Since it's a dream, then make it bigger!"

Ignoring the savage dick who was shocked by my literary atmosphere, I turned my face to Brother Xiaoqi, and showed my big white teeth and smiled: "Brother Xiaoqi, the little overlord of the East Forest! Do you want to do a big vote?"

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"Why do you have to go to the palace? The palace is not that easy to enter. Moreover, we dwarves live in seclusion and do not like to enter the human world too much." The old dwarf asked.

"The world is so big, I want to go and see it." I grinned and said something that I had been very popular recently.

"Who is going to see?" The second child patted my back.

I:"......."

You must keep a good distance from your second child! His brainlessness is so terrifying.

Only Xiaoqi brother kept cheering me: "I'm so good at playing! The palace is afraid of a bird!" As he said that, he took a sip of the pacifier. His posture was like filling himself with a mouthful of Erguotou of a height, so unhappy and carefree.

"Brother, it's not a joke to force the palace. If you don't enter the palace, you won't die. Don't do this." The savage second child wanted to persuade me.

"Don't say it, you'll die." My words always sounded so harsh in my second ear, as if I was asking for trouble, but what I was telling was really the truth!

"Fang Lin, since you have joined the gang, we will not treat you as an outsider. The old rules are the same, vote, and the minority obeys the majority." The boss made the final decision.

Brother Xiaoqi supported me unconditionally. He immediately raised his hand, and I raised my hand, and then I turned my eyes to the second child. My meaning is very obvious. We are people with common secrets. Xiaoyao, you have a handle on my hands, don’t force me to kill you!

The savage's dick's face turned red and white, but in the end he compromised and raised his right hand weakly.

I turned my head and looked at Guo Xiaosi and said, "Xiaosi, the clothes in the city are so beautiful."

Sure enough, Guo Xiaosi's eyes lit up suddenly, just like Guo Xiaosi on Earth, and he was so beautiful that he immediately held his right hand.

Four to four! One vote short of one vote!

"Fang Lin, it's actually useless. Although the second brother is very good at fighting, you can't enter the palace with him." Xiao Wu spread his hands at me and said that I should give up.

I blinked at Xiaowu and said seriously: "Xiaowu, I know, you are the smartest among this group of people. You must have a way, right?"

Looking at my gaze, Xiao Wu's heart was about to melt in an instant. I am so quiet, I have been low-key among a bunch of vulgar dwarves for so long, but I have never received any attention. Finally, there is a person who understands it. It's so damn touched!

So he raised his right hand and said, "It's a solution, it's not impossible. Please listen to me..."

This posture seemed to be as good as Zhuge Kongming's fooling Liu Bei.

Five to four, a complete victory!

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"This is not a trip, this is a big adventure!" I decided to track the railway.

The great adventure of the fairy tale world begins here!

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