014 [Jing Ke is familiar with you]
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I thought that the old boss would display his lewd power as the head of the household and forcibly prevent me from entering the palace, but what I didn't expect was that this was an extremely democratic world. If you say you vote, you will definitely not be a joke. You will strictly abide by the voting results.
I breathed a sigh of relief, and then looked at Xiao Wu with little stars in my eyes.
Xiaowu looks about the same age as me, he looks ordinary, not as beautiful as Xiaosi, nor is he as a farmer as the third brother who is responsible for farming. But when I first came into contact, I realized that this guy is a terrifying guy. Only he can think of this trick to break into the palace.
"Fang Lin, listen to me and say it slowly!" Xiao Wu gasped. He had been waiting for this for many years, but he had to pretend.
"Do you know, ordinary people dare not come to our forest." Xiao Wu stared at me and said. As soon as he said this, the other dwarves nodded frequently.
"Why? Isn't the prince charming here?" I looked at the savage's dick's face, and continued: "And I met a hunter who wanted to kill me and a woman last night."
"You're drunk!" The savage dick stared at his big eyes and yelled at me. If he could bring him to the earth, if "Water Margin" was to be made a new version, I would definitely recommend him to play Li Kui, but unfortunately he was a little shorter.
"Fang Lin, you don't know that the beasts in this forest are famously fierce, and they are in groups. Most people dare not come in and roam in the forest. They are usually masters." This time, the taciturn farmer third spoke.
Hearing the word "Master", Xiao Liu held his chest tightly, and the third brother added: "For example, like a prince charming."
In an instant, Xiao Liu seemed to be deflated with his breath, and his expression was so aggrieved. Sure enough, every adolescent boy has a dream of martial arts in his heart!
"Then why didn't I meet a beast? And this area seems to be very peaceful." I wondered.
"Brother, didn't I tell you? This area is covered by my little brother, I am the little bully of the East Forest!" Xiao Qi said vaguely with the bottle in his mouth.
At this time, even I wanted to beat this naughty kid.
The savage dick glanced at the boss and said, "Because we are good friends with the animals, they will not hurt us."
Well, the second brother started to talk serious nonsense again. I remember very clearly that this guy grabbed my belt with one hand and threw a flying spear with the other hand, shooting a bird. That's so accurate. It's not a blow to kill two birds with one stone. I'm a good friend? If my good friend pointed the spear at me, I'm sure I'll turn my back!
Xiao Wu nodded and said, "Indeed, animals are good friends with us, so the focus of the strategy is here!"
Xiaowu actually affirmed this. Well, maybe I don’t know enough about dwarves. In addition to short, they have two characteristics. One is that they like to talk lies with their eyes open, and the other is that they are shameless enough.
However, the word "scheming" still made me cheer up.
"Our kingdom and the prince charming kingdom are separated by this forest. The two kings have been trying to open the passage for a long time, so that they can do business and communicate with each other. However, this forest is not something that ordinary people can enter and exit, so no human even has a complete map of this forest."
I shuddered and asked, "So you mean..."
"Yes, offer a map!" Xiao Wu turned the railway decisively.
Brother Xiaoqi waved his fist and said angrily: "Then, beat him up!" Brother Xiaoqi smiled knowingly. It seems that they have done a lot of bad things in the past few years, which reminded me of a word - collusion.
Dedicate a map? Dedicate a map?!
I held it in for a long time before slowly uttering a few words to Xiaowu: "Tell me, are Jing Ke familiar with you?"
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"Is this map big enough?" Xiao Wu gestured for a moment, with a large piece of sheepskin on the ground. He turned around and looked at me and said, "Who is Jing Ke? I don't know him. Also, why do you want to draw such a large picture?"
"Oh, Jing Ke, I'm just a person who likes to sing. I remember that when he was the song "The wind was whistling and the Yishui was cold, and the hero never returned again. It was simply a masterpiece of eternal songs." I stared at the map and said.
"Oh, it turns out to be a well-known bard, but I don't know this name. You haven't told me yet, why do you draw so big?" Xiao Wu asked while drawing. What's wrong with this guy's memory, and he can draw a forest map out of thin air with his head? Isn't this kid fooling people?
As for why he draws so big? Just kidding, I thought about it later, why did Jing Ke fail to assassinate? Those who have studied geography know the scale. Jing Ke just died because the scale is not big enough!
The ancients were just behind. With such a small scale, the map was only as big as A4, and at most a dagger was placed inside. How close would it be to stab a person with a dagger?
I remember an unscrupulous author of a certain book said that if Jing Ke had a larger scale, could he put a long sword in it?
If it is a little bigger, can you put down a square sky painting halberd?
At that time, when I saw these words, I realized it. Damn it, I was so amazing. I had a machine (halberd) in my hand. It was simply a soft implant of mobile phone advertisements.
I don't know what will happen when I go to the palace this time, but I don't want to become Jing Ke, because I'm not going to kill people, I'm going to... steal things. Although it sounds a bit low-end, this also indirectly proves that I am a kind-hearted person, and the time I cheated the prince charming and that little guy didn't count.
"It's nothing, I'm just afraid that the king will have bad eyes." I was just betrayal, and he couldn't understand even if he told him that Jing Ke assassinated Qin.
Xiaowu didn't care about me, and even praised me for being meticulous, and then continued to draw his paintings. After a whole afternoon, I finally finished drawing. I looked down and saw, "Good guy, this guy can draw the same as it is true without any tools... Well, I'm never sure this map drawn by my brain is correct, but this drawing technique can work and have a meal!"
Xiao Wu blew a breath towards the map, raised his eyebrows and said proudly, "Complete!"
The boss and the dwarves came over one after another, and the boss said to me: "Fang Lin, this time you go to the palace, let Xiaowu and the second brother accompany you."
"Why aren't everyone together?" I wanted to tie everyone up on the pirate ship, after all, there are so many people and great power.
"I'm old." The boss looked at me with his muddy eyes, as if he was trying to gain sympathy. Well, this reason cannot be refuted.
"Xiao Si's wife likes luxury goods, and she's afraid that he will spend money indiscriminately." The boss said pitifully. After hearing this, I made a lot of sense. These dwarves seem to be quite poor. Thinking about Guo Xiao Si's personality of showing off his wealth, it's better to avoid this disaster. Anyway, it doesn't help.
"Xiao Liu and Xiao Qi are too young, right?" I added: "But why can't the third brother go together?"
In my opinion, the third brother is the kind of honest farmer brother. This kind of person is the best, willing to work, without complaints, and... it is easy to cheat.
"The third brother, he, he wants to farm." The eldest brother said very seriously.
I:"......."
I said why he was so happy when he voted before. It turned out that he could be a bit convincing when he gave me a while. Sure enough, ginger is still so spicy.
But it's okay, just two of them. I looked at the Zhang Fei's dick with muscles all over the body, and then at the military advisor Zhuge Xiaowu with a light of wisdom on his face. For no reason, I felt a sense of heroism.
It would be great if they could call me lord. Historians can say that if Liu Bei didn't throw his son and didn't throw A Dou into a fool, he might not be his family! I firmly believe in this.
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Chapter completed!