016 [You can't keep a low profile anymore]
There are not many people juggling in the royal city. People in the city have seen them more or less, but it is really an unprecedented opportunity to ask for money in this tone.
When they saw the people around them, they were stunned. The savage's desire to show off was obviously not satisfied. They quickly danced a flower with a spear and chopped another stone.
That sound, slap, not to mention that it's so passionate.
"Ba—." A copper coin was thrown into a broken bowl.
"Ba—." Next is the second and third one.
I actually earned dozens of copper coins in one go! Damn, you know, the second son's previous pocket was only fifteen copper coins...
I seem to have seen business opportunities. The bottom line of people in the fairy tale world is very low, and there is no lower limit. If you want money like this, you will give it money. Do I mean you are tolerant or you are mean to be humble?
The most annoying thing is that Brother Xiaoqi curled his lips and said with dissatisfaction: "Everyone is my own. I will die if I give you more. Let me tell you that this piece of land is covered by Brother Xiaoqi, and the future protection fee is paid..."
I saw someone put his hand into the bowl and wanted to get the copper coins he had just thrown back, so I quickly took Brother Xiaoqi back, covering his mouth with his other hand. It looked like a little chicken. Brother Xiaoqi held the broken bowl and opened his teeth and claws, and kept talking about the protection fee, as if he wanted to discuss the price with the people around him. And it was like he was preparing to give a gift first and then the soldier. If the price was not satisfied, he would probably ask the second brother to directly copy the spear.
"You taught him these sets, right?" I looked at Xiao Wu with an eyebrow raised.
Xiaowu smiled embarrassedly and said, "I teach you fun on weekdays."
I'll just say they are a smaller version of the Liangshan hero! Who the hell will teach your brother how to charge more protection fees if you use the right method?
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When the second child stopped playing, the people watching the fun separated. When the people left almost, I found that there was a big man wearing armor in the crowd. He walked towards us after the people had left.
I murmured in a low voice: "Isn't it just a few stones that I have to use the urban management to fine it? Tell me, how much is it!"
I think I am quite a bachelor now, maybe because I have been with the dwarves for a long time.
"No money, no money!" The man in armor introduced himself: "I am the captain of the guards of the royal city. I don't know what this hero is called?"
He stared at his dick, his eyes lit up, just like a lustful wolf saw the most delicious little loli, and also seemed to be electric car-in-the-car-in-the-man finally found the exposed girl who went out without wearing underwear in the car.
But, will the title of hero be a little casual? You are a Western fairy tale!
"It's okay to say it, just call me the second child." The second child was addicted to showing off his skills, so he danced with another gun.
"Oh! Dear dick!" The captain of the guard hooked his shoulder, not minding how obscene the words "Dear dick" were. He asked in a low voice: "Do you have a specific job now?"
Not to mention, the captain of the guard is more than 1.8 meters tall, and the second child is only 1.4 meters tall, so the captain is squatting and hooking up with him.
"Of course, my little brother Xiaoqi is known as the Little Overlord of the East Forest. He has two generals under his command, the second brother and the second brother! They are both my red sticks!" Xiaoqi lay on the second brother's shoulder and sucked the pacifier. He stepped on the one-meter-4-meter-high stilts. Xiaoqi still couldn't look at the guard captain, and lost in momentum.
The captain of the guard ignored him, stared at his dick and said something surprised me.
"Brother, you are a talent! Follow me, you can't keep a low profile anymore!"
Oh my god, I'm sure it's the captain of the guards, not the pyramid scheme?
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In the end, the second brother did not choose to follow him, and then the captain of the guard calculated the fine for smashing stones in the royal city. He collected five copper coins from us. This change of face was so fast that I was shocked.
However, it was obvious that the captain of the guard was still unwilling to miss the opportunity to hook up with the second child into the organization. Seeing that we were about to go to have a meal, he waved his hand generously and said he would invite him.
I looked at the five copper coins he held in his hand, took the money we collected here, and shouted to treat him. The captain was also a talented person. But seeing that he looked quite ugly, no wonder he was so shameless. Anyway, he had such an ugly face, so don't want it.
We are not familiar with the royal city, but as the highest-level urban manager of the royal city, the guard captain is naturally not familiar with it, and he is the type of person who can swipe his face when eating.
As soon as he walked into the tavern, the boss came out to please him a few words and said that today's free order. The captain of the guard was much more shameless than I thought. He didn't need to spend his five copper coins.
At this moment, I was shocked that there were such a stunning and shameless person in the world!
"Oh, my dear second, I don't know what you are doing in the royal city this time? I am also a small person in the royal city, and what I say is counted, maybe it can help you." The guard captain said one brother at a time. It was obvious that it would be a pity for a super thug like the Savage Second, if he didn't recruit the Urban Management Brigade to sweep the world.
"It's nothing, it's just that forest east of the kingdom is very difficult to walk on? It's very difficult for the kingdom to communicate with neighboring countries in recent years. I heard that your guard has been in and out several times, just to get a complete map, many people died?" The second brother was sloppy with his eyes.
I knew that this guy's brain was very strange and he was stupid in some aspects, but when it comes to pretending and tying, he was simply self-taught.
"Yes, this is the order of His Majesty the King, and we can only do it. Last time we went in more than fifty people, there were only more than thirty people back. One of them was still crazy and said that he had met a monster with wild grass on his face in the forest to the east..." The captain of the guard took a sip of dark beer and began to complain about his pain.
My heart twitched, no wonder the dwarves knew that the empire was going to make a map, and when the feelings drove them away, the dwarves also worked hard. If the monster with a long weed on his face was not the dick, I would have been fucking walking backwards backwards!
"So we are here this time to present the map." The second brother looked like he was a master, and he still kept gathering the hair on his face.
The captain of the guard was shocked. If someone else said this, he would not believe it, but if the second brother said this, he would definitely believe it!
With this superb combat power, it is possible to fight a sky alone in the forest. But indefinitely, the East Forest is peaceful, and I have always doubted whether it was because my second child beat up countless animals...
Not to mention, I now remember that the Prince Charming went to the forest alone with one sword. It is very likely that he wanted to open up a path by himself and then draw a map...
"Great contributions! You have made great contributions to the kingdom! Let's go with me to see His Majesty the King!" The captain of the guard was so excited that he couldn't help himself.
The second brother smiled and agreed, but Xiaowu stood up, grabbed the second brother's hand, then rubbed his hands at the captain of the guard and said, "Then those five copper coins..."
Chapter completed!