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017 [The first successful person and the first fool]

The captain of the guard is obviously a "loyal to serve the country", and at most he is greedy for the little benefits of those who are powerless and powerless.

He could have predicted that our group of people would sooner or later become successful, so he quickly took out five copper coins and handed Xiaowu two silver coins without hesitation. Xiaowu took it away without anyone noticing and smiled at me.

I gave him a thumbs up and followed the captain of the guard to the palace. Of course, I used the two pheasants to exchange for a bag of seeds in the middle. This matter must not be forgotten, because the second brother said that the third brother who had no land planting was very irritable, and among the seven brothers, he was the only one who could barely stop him.

Note that I was reluctantly stopped. I thought about it and now I am a member of the dwarf family. Among the eight people, my foreign household registration must have a relatively shallow relationship. If I want to find a ventilator to vent my energy, I am really the only one who is the best candidate!

In order not to make the head beaten into Shaqima by a hoe, I was particularly active when buying seeds and instigated Xiao Wu to take out a few copper coins to buy more.

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The royal city is very big, and the palace is naturally quite big. In my eyes, the fairy tale world can also be said to be the castle world. There is definitely no castle in fairy tales like Little Red Riding Hood that tells little country girls. Any fairy tale with a slightly higher level is absolutely indispensable - a castle is indispensable. What we see is a huge castle.

The captain of the guard was considered an official at least. Under his leadership, we were at least not stopped. There were many guards in the palace, patrolling teams everywhere, and none of them had ten people. The captain of the guard told us that these were guards in the castle, and the army was outside the castle. There were 300 guards, who protected His Majesty the King and others on weekdays.

I secretly poked the dick and whispered: "If our plan fails, are you sure to take us out? I mean as long as you can survive."

The second child looked around, and he secretly pointed to a small team of guards and said to me: "If every guard is about this level, twenty or thirty should not be close to me."

"Hiss--." Sure enough, he is not alone!

The second brother said that he undoubtedly gave me a calming shot. Twenty or thirty things cannot be approached. Doesn’t it mean that if the 300 guards don’t gather, they will let the savage second brother defeat them one by one, and he will be able to kill all these people in the slaughter?

This is a fucking bug in the fairy tale world!

I always thought that the fairy tale industry should be quite low-level. After all, the stories children listen to are not good at fighting and killing. But after carefully recalling most of the plots in the stories of Warriors and Princess, I felt relieved.

Generally speaking, there is a giant dragon that is idle and painful. It will first capture the princess, then it will not kill or eat, and it will not be adjusted. It will throw it into the nest as a decoration, waiting for the warriors to come and kill it. Then there will always be a warrior with great combat power, slaughtering the giant dragon with one hand and holding the princess with the other hand. I really don’t understand where there are so many dragons in the West for warriors to slaughter.

I can be sure now that if there were such warriors in Snow White's world, then he would definitely be the second savage! It's absolutely true! This guy slaughtering a giant dragon may be as simple as catching loaches...

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I used to think that one of the characteristics of the captain of the guard was shameless, but now I find that he is quite honest. He said before that he was a little man, and I thought he was pretending to be a humble way, but I didn't expect that he was really a person who said he was a big man or not.

For example, if he wants to see the king, he doesn't just want to see him. He must inform him and see if his Majesty the King is in a good mood. If he is in a good mood, he might meet him.

Sure enough, I asked you to collect protection fees. Urban management is not a regular army and has no status, right?

We were just waiting outside. I looked around and found that there were people like palace maids. Not to mention, they were all pretty, at least I passed my bored time.

But I'm quite curious. The poison queen mentioned in the fairy tale is a perverted witch with a burning fire of jealousy. The one she doesn't like is a beautiful girl, otherwise she wouldn't have killed Snow White just by the words of the Magic Mirror. She is a stepmother after all, right?

Then why are there so many beautiful women in the castle? I basically didn’t find beautiful girls in the royal city, and my feelings were all gathered in the castle.

Just as my thoughts were flying, I walked out of a woman with a very beautiful figure and was constantly swaying her hips.

She threw a charming look at us and said, "Your Majesty the King wants to see you, come in with me."

As she said that, she took the lead and could clearly see the swaying range of her buttocks from behind. Not to mention, it was quite perky. Moreover, this girl knew how to release her charm. She shook too hard like an epilepsy. Swinging slightly would make people feel turbulent.

I followed the rippling along the way and came to a hall with a large red carpet on the ground, which made me sigh at the ugly face of capitalism, and I felt so envious.

The three dwarves were also curious and looked left and right. They looked like Liu Laolao entered the Grand View Garden. They almost forgot that they were serious country bumpkins and savages living in the forest...

"I'm so cool, I'll have to do a big deal in the future and live in such a house!" Brother Qi even spit out his pacifier, and he felt so proud...

I quickly knocked his head. When saying such words in someone else's palace, I always feel like I will rebel in the future. If this guy is placed in Liangshan, he will definitely not be a surrender faction...

Finally, after we waited for a while, the Lord appeared, the legendary King, the most successful person in the fairy tale world in my eyes!

He and his first wife gave birth to the greatest beauty in the fairy tale world - Niu. Do you think it is successful or not? It is conceivable that a queen who can give birth to a daughter like Snow White will never be ugly...

Then, his second wife was the second most beautiful girl in the fairy tale world. Damn, the first beauty is the daughter. Of course, he could only stare at him, but he could not get the second one directly.

What's more, he is still a king, with money, land and power. "Being CEO and marrying a rich and beautiful woman to the peak of his life" is simply a pediatric department.

Unfortunately, this little old man didn't give me the feeling of being a turtle-like aura dispersed and everyone surrendered and kneeled down. No matter how you look, he was a wretched little old man, and his listless look, which made me wonder if Snow White was born by Uncle Wang next door? This gene seems to be a little right.

Just as I was full of malicious guesses, a man following the king's butt caught my attention, and he was staring at me with a look of shock!

Damn, it’s really a narrow road for enemies! Isn’t this the hunter who forced me to jump into the lake that night?

The legendary princess was let go and used "pig lungs and pig liver" to play with the queen's feelings and could survive!

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