Chapter 2 Song's first meal
The beggars were tired of scolding and beating. They all found a clean area to squat down and enjoyed the fruits of today's labor.
"What stuff do you have with steamed buns?"
"You are stupid. The steamed buns need to have stuffing, that's a bun."
The little fish was still holding her head in the center and sticking her butt out. In the ruined temple full of mold, she smelled a scent, which caused a physiological reaction. Her stomach was screaming with a "gurgling" sound. It seemed that she was really hungry. She raised one arm and swept it with her eyes.
Listening to their chewing sounds, delicious, drooling, and muttering: "Is there a portion of us?" But because we angered the elders of the three bags, I guess there will be no chance today.
What to do? What to do? Find a solution quickly?
The ‘Dingdong’ system prompts: Since the host hunger value has reached the critical point, the task is released.
Mission: Get the first meal in the Song Dynasty
Content: Ask for the first meal among a group of selfish beggars.
Task level: Green (task level division: five levels: red, orange, yellow, green, and blue.)
Complete reward: 10 steamed buns.
Punishment for mission failure: Once failed, you will be expelled from the ruined temple.
Ah?! I still have to punish failure? Although this dilapidated temple is not very good, it is a temporary shelter from wind and rain. Besides, it is already dark outside. It was not easy to walk on the night road in ancient times. Jackals, tigers and leopards can't afford to mess with anything.
"Inspiration, inspiration, come out quickly, come out quickly!" Or the goddess of inspiration is particularly favored. Xiao Yuer glanced at the elder Sanbazi at a glance. The plan came from his heart.
He quickly jumped to the three bags of elders, flattered, and knelt in front of him in a low voice, saying, "The elder is back. How can he let the elder sit like this?"
The elder was startled on the spot. When did this guy learn to jump in level three? This speed is not enough.
The elder who was still in trouble hadn't understood what was going on. Xiao Yuer learned to massage the girl in the A-Picture. She relaxed her muscles and bones in three bags of elders.
Hi, don't say, this kid's skills are pretty good.
Years of masturbation skills have burst out in this time and space. Xiao Yuer is still very grateful to the massage girl education in a certain island country.
After enjoying it, the three bags of elders subsided most of their anger. They waved their hand and said, "Okay, OK."
Then he looked at Zhang Yu: "Damn it, Xiaoyuer, I haven't seen it yet. You have this trick. I almost exhausted after running so many roads today. But by your pinching, my body will be much more relaxed."
Zhang Yu quickly laughed and said flatteringly: "Where, where? Xiaoyuer, I was confused when I was sick and accidentally disturbed the elder. The elder did not blame the young one, it was already a blessing from outside the law." As an otaku who has been playing games for many years, I must be close to my thighs before I can play the copy well.
"Well, okay. Don't let anyone say that I'm bullying you." Elder Sanbao hummed a few times and said, "Little scholar, little scholar..."
The young scholar is a relatively educated beggar. He used to be a rich housekeeper and read several books. However, in the end his father's master committed a crime and was killed. These servants were sentenced to be exiled. He escaped and became a beggar after his identity.
He walked over with a smile and hurriedly said, "Elder, what are you asking me to do? Could you sing a small song?"
"What's so good about your rooster's voice? It's true." He curled his lips and said, "Share the food today."
"What?" Everyone was surprised. Is the elder today sick? He used to bully Xiao Yu'er. Why did he treat him so well?
There is no other reason. When I first came into contact, Zhang Yu called out the attributes of three bags of elders.
Name of the character: Lu Dajiao (look at this name, hey~~~)
Position: Three bags of elders
Nationality: Da Song
Age: 35 years old
Combat Power: 50
Status: Injured, hit on the head.
The so-called headache treats the head, foot pain treats the feet. The disease is here, only treats the bowel movements. I did a head acupoint massage. I used to be tired and headaches when I spent all night. So I learned a few tricks from Baidu, which was just right.
Haha, it's so magical. If it weren't for this system, I would definitely not have been so successful after all the massage of my legs and feet just now.
Suddenly a mechanical voice came in my mind
"Complete the hidden mission: Lu Dajiao's favor. Reward: One rice ball. Items are automatically stored in the space bag."
"Complete the task: beg from the beggar and reward 10 steamed buns"
Oh, you can also automatically get rewards and hidden tasks, haha, amazing, amazing. It's such a miracle. I'm giggling.
"Little Fish, why are you silly? Hold it. Wait a moment, after eating, I'm going to pinch it for me a few times." The Sanba Elder said a lesson.
Zhang Yu dared not to obey, so he hurriedly said, "Yes, yes."
At this time, our stomachs were so hungry that we should fill our stomachs first. We took the steamed bun and took it hard.
"Ouch" said with a sad face, "Is this a steamed bun or a stone? Why is it so hard?"
When the beggars heard this, they burst into laughter. So they saw that each of them had a night of water in their bowls. So that's it. Then they remembered their own exclusiveness.
The little scholar came over and poured a bowl of hot water for Xiaoyuer and said, "Little Fish, you can eat some food, just be content. Come on, drink the hot water and chew it slowly. Haha~~~"
Xiao Yuer picked up the exclusive and said, "Thank you, Brother Xiucai."
"Call. Our little fish has become more sexual. He has learned to say thank you. It was not like this before. It seems that this serious illness has become more sexual." The little scholar laughed and said, "I will have a fever tomorrow, so I might be able to win the imperial examination, haha..." It caused the beggars around him to burst into laughter.
Xiaoyuer said, "Who is good to us? We all live under the same roof. Why are we too anxious to fight each other? We used to be young and ignorant. We offend you so much, and we offend you so much." Then he stood up and said proudly: "Brothers, Xiaoyuer was too presumptuous before, so that you bothered. Here I apologize to you. Use water instead of wine. I apologize to you."
When Lu Dajiao heard this, his eyes lit up. Guaiguai's boy really changed his temper. It was him that wasn't tight, and the beggars next to him were also very puzzled. Could a fever really make people enlightened?
The little fish raised its head and spit it out immediately, shouting: "Oh, why is it so hot?" Then it stretched out its tongue and slapped it with its hands, like a dog.
Everyone was so funny that Xiao Yuer made her laugh.
As a beggar and a shrewd beggar, you must know how to pretend to be stupid in order to get the greatest benefit. Who can be a beggar if you are not stupid?
At night, Zhang Yu began to summon the character interface again. He said he had received a reward? Where? Thinking about it, there was finally a wrapped word in the lower right corner of the character interface. For the hardcore players who have played games for N years, these buttons must be meaningful. But how to click?
Just as I was thinking, the picture in my mind changed, and many small grids appeared, just like in the game, with 16 small grids arranged 4*4. It turned out to be based on my thoughts. Interesting, interesting. Hehe.
Sure enough, there were two white things on the first two grids. One steamed bun and one rice ball were placed there. Zhang Yu, who couldn't help but temptation, was all lured by the white flowers. He always thought that the white thighs in the A film were tempted. As a promising beggar, this steamed bun is the mother and this rice ball is the father.
Thinking about it, the rice ball suddenly appeared in my hand. Wow, it was still up to my mind. I hurriedly hid it and looked left and right. Fortunately, the beggars fell asleep early. So Zhang Yu looked at it with confidence.
"Item Name: Rice Bun
Attributes: Reduce hunger by 50%, increase permanent physique by 8 points."
Damn, even the rice balls have attributes and magical tools.
The weak Zhang Yu vomited without saying a word.
"What's so fragrant?" the little scholar sniffed and said in a daze.
It was startled by Zhang Yu and he quickly fell asleep. What kind of nose is this? It’s so strange that you can still smell it with so much smell of Hong Kong feet. It’s a bit like vomiting. Buddha said: How beautiful the world is, it’s salted fish. Yes, the smell of salted fish.
Chapter completed!