Chapter 3 The Beggar's War
Before the hour of Mao was coming, Zhang Yu, who was still copying a dungeon with Zhou Gong, was woken up by someone. It felt very unhappy.
"Hey, little fish, little fish, it's time to get up."
Zhang Yu turned over and said vaguely: "Why do you want me to sleep for a while? The counselor named him and helped him get a call."
"What nonsense are you talking about? Get up quickly."
"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss. Sleep for a while. Sleep for a while..."
A majestic tone said, "Water with water."
After a while, heavy rain poured on Zhang Yu's head, and immediately jumped three feet high, "Puff?" and threw away the water on his face, cursing: "I want to die?"
"Play!!!"
Several slaps in the face, and the system prompted: When attacked, HP was reduced by 20 points. Fortunately, the rice ball yesterday added eight points of physical fitness. Currently, HP: 180
The pain little fish came over clearly. After seeing the person in front of him, he quickly smiled and said, "Oh?! Elder, haha, what wind has blown you."
When the young scholar heard this, he said, "This kid is starting to be confused again. We are sleeping under the same roof."
Zhang Yu ignored the sarcasm of the little scholar and pretended to be stupid: "Haha, just now, I dreamed that Mr. Huang's daughter was giving me two big buns. Tsk tsk..." As he said that, he was leaking out water, no matter how he said.
The little scholar pointed at Zhang Yu and said happily and angrily: "Sister, you little pervert, isn't spring yet? You're starting to have a spring dream. Haha~~~"
The beggars next to him said again: "Yes, they are really lustful little devils, and they are also the daughter of Mr. Huang's family. Haha~~~"
"But those two buns are really big. Haha~~~"
"Sip!!!" Lu Dajiao hummed, poked the stick in his hand to the ground, and said sternly:
"Noisy, go quickly. Hum~~~" Then he turned around and left and left.
The beggars didn't dare to talk more and took the wooden sticks and followed them. Zhang Yu couldn't fall behind. He just pulled a stick. By the way, we have our exclusive ones. This is a meal guy, so you can't throw it away. Follow them.
After leaving the ruined temple, I looked up at the sky. It was just hazy and bright, so it should be dawn. The temperature was a little cool, and I got goosebumps all over my body. After rubbing my naked skin, I asked strangely:
"Elder, where are we going?"
Lu Dajiao was more capable of pretending, and continued to walk without saying anything.
The little scholar pulled us over and said, "We want to grab others' front."
Zhang Yu was a little confused, touched the back of his head and asked weakly: "Who are we going to steal?"
"Not a human being" complained: "Phhhh...it's our colleague."
Didn’t it mean that beggars in the world are family? So he asked puzzledly:
"Do beggars have competition?"
The little scholar laughed and said:
"Of course, we are from Guandi Temple in the east of the city, and there is also a wave of land temples in the west of the city..."
After talking about the causes and consequences, Zhang Yu cursed a little. Damn, the emperor in the court was balancing, but he didn't expect that the Beggars' Gang would have two branches. I have to admire the leader of the Beggars' Gang, who played beautifully. However, all this has nothing to do with him. After finishing the task yesterday, there were still ten steamed buns to eat.
But when looking at the happy smiles shown by these beggars, they talked very philosophically:
"Early rising birds eat insects."
When Lu Dajiao heard this, he stopped and looked at Zhang Yu meaningfully. Zhang Yu felt the anus tightening. Could it be that this guy has bad habits?
"What did you say?"
Zhang Yu looked at Lu Dajiao nervously and repeated weakly: "The early birds eat insects."
"No, very good." Lu Dajiao nodded, then stopped talking and turned around and continued to walk.
It hurts us to be careful and jump straight on.
Soon, the beggars led by the three bags of elder Lu Dajiao to a rice shop. The air was filled with the smell of white rice. It seemed that the milk pigeon that was exposed to the air turned into Cang Jing Kong and waved: "Come on, come on."
Zhang Yu, who could not withstand the seduction of lust, closed his eyes, opened his arms, and suddenly said, "I'm here."
"Bang!!!" Another scorching slap in the face,
System prompt: When attacked, HP will be reduced by 20 points.
We woke up in pain. After seeing who hit us clearly, we only saw Lu Dajiao's eyes staring at him like a lantern:
"What a mess? Get out!!!"
Zhang Yu felt his face hot and a little angry, his eyes were a little red, and his parents had never hit us before. You... Just as you were about to say a few words, the little scholar hurriedly grabbed him and retreated aside.
Murmuring in his ear, "Speak less. Otherwise, you will have no food to eat." Well, let's bear it for the sake of food.
At this moment, I saw a wave of people coming from the opposite side, a group of people like us, who were covered with patches on their clothes, and were holding meals in their hands.
"Ye, isn't this Bigfoot Elder? Today is earlier than us." The person came sarcastically, but there were indeed two bags in his belt. It was one level lower than Lu Bigfoot.
The little scholar whispered: "This is Chen Youliang from the Land Temple."
Chen Youliang? Isn’t that guy who fought with Zhu Yuanzhang in the late Yuan Dynasty and the early Ming Dynasty? No, now we are a citizen of the Song Dynasty. Are those Mongolians still herding sheep?
Lu Dajiao bowed politely and smiled, "Where, where, the early birds eat insects." Damn, he actually stole my famous saying. I want to collect copyright taxes. But I can only complain a few times when I smash my stomach.
Chen Youliang smiled when he heard this. The two elders began to chat with each other.
At this moment, a wretched laughter came, hitting Zhang Yu's eardrums directly.
"Haha, isn't this Xiaoyuer? Why is it healed?" Chen Youliang's little slut under him saw Zhang Yu and said sarcastically.
Zhang Yu's memory of his previous life turned out to be a serious illness in his previous life. It was because he was scolded by Lu Dajiao in those days, and then ran away from home (the ruined temple). Then he met a kind-hearted person who gave him a few buns. The skin was thin and the filling was too thick, and he was about to eat it. He was seized by the guy in front of him. Then he had a dispute. He was thin and could not beat him. As a result, he was beaten.
I wanted to sue Lu Dajiao and stand up for himself, but I was scolded again and then I couldn't afford to get sick.
New and old hatreds cannot suppress our anger. Burn, firebird. Burn, firebird. Release your anger and burn you.
"Okay, you mistress, I almost forgot if you didn't remind me. The meat buns I had given to the two elders were robbed. You said, where is the meat bun?"
When the beggars heard the meat buns, their eyes turned green. Zhang Yu wanted this effect. Without waiting for the other party to refute, he immediately went to Lu's feet and said with great strength: "Two elders. That day, Boss Guo of the bun shop said, "Give me a basket of buns, a total of ten. We are interested. We have never seen such a good thing before, so we will naturally respect the two elders. I see that it is close to the Land Temple. I am going to send it to Elder Chen first. Who knows that this little son actually robbed me halfway and beat me up."
"No, you...nothing." The little third son pointed at Zhang Yu with big fingers, and began to stutter. He hurried to Elder Chen nervously: "Elder, don't listen to the little bastard. He is nonsense..."
The evil man complained first, hehe, Zhang Yu was very good at it, and did not give him any chance, and said directly: "I'm talking nonsense? Do you dare to confront me at Boss Guo? Do you dare?" (The little three son, who was obviously guilty, quickly retreated,)
He chased after the victory: "Don't you dare? Humph, if you give all the buns to Elder Chen, I have nothing to say. After all, our elder Lu and Elder Chen have a strong relationship, so we just treat it as even to Elder Chen. Have you eaten all of you?"
Observing the words and expressions is a compulsory course for Zhang Yu, a hard-working player. Otherwise, he would be caught by the counselor. It is obvious that Elder Chen in front of him had his eyes green when he heard the buns. He had never eaten them at all. So profit is a knife. For beggars, food is more important than their own mother, let alone buns?
Elder Chen glanced at the little three and said sternly: "Is this true?" The little three son was about to speak. Other beggars who couldn't eat grapes and said that the grapes were sour. They sarcastically fell into the insult:
"No wonder, you looked so greasy that day, and there was a fishy smell on your mouth. It turned out that you were stealing the buns."
The mistress was timid and knelt on the ground and cried, saying, "Elder, the mistress is wrong, the mistress is wrong. Woo~~~" That's how it is, there is still a class concept in the beggars' sect. You must first respect the food you want to come for the elders and the elders before making a decision. Divide to all beggars equally. Since you have joined the gang, you are not yours. You must focus on the gang.
"I'll settle the score with you when I go back."
"Ding Dong" mechanical voice said in Zhang Yu's mind, "Complete the hidden task: Xiaoyu'er's 'revenge'. Reward: Ten buns. Damn, this can complete the hidden task." It's so obedient. Why are there ten? If I had known this, I would say a few more. (Greedy little beggar. God will not forgive you.)
Chen Youliang then bowed to Elder Lu and said, "Brother Lu (brother* has a strong taste.), I offended so much just now, and so many offended so much. Today's food is for you." Then he waved his hand and said, "Let's go." It's really 'coming and going in a hurry'.
Although beggars are poor and make a living by begging, they will be proud of their face when they join the Beggars' Sect. Of course, the face of beggars is worth a few cents. But are you watching below? What's more, there are three bags, four bags, five bags, and six bags on it?
After Chen Youliang took the people away, Lu slapped Zhang Yu on the shoulder: "Good boy, I didn't expect you to get so smart when you got sick."
Although it was not heavy, he still pretended to be frightened and flattered: "Everywhere, you are the elders, you have good teachings. Xiaoyuer, I have been touching a few drops of fairy energy by your side, so I naturally became much smarter."
Lu Dajiaoyou smiled and said, "Haha, it's not a waste of my hard work."
Zhang Yu knew that the flattery had been slapped, and he was secretly happy: I don’t wear it in a thousand ways, but I don’t wear it. I think I, Xiao Yuer, are also a 21st century ashes player.
The little scholar was a little chewy. He felt that his status was a little out of control. He curled his lips and thought to himself: Who knows what you put in?
He hurriedly said: "It's all the elders who teach well. It seems that we can have a big meal today. Haha~~~"
"Squeak~~~" The back door opened.
"Rice is here, rice is here!!!" As the Lu family rice shops carried out the big wooden barrels, the beggars were so excited and excited. They all closed their eyes and sniffed them carefully.
Lujia rice shop, the largest rice shop in the county, will open a facility shed every ten days. Because new rice comes in and old rice comes out, it can both sweep the bottom of the warehouse and do good deeds, why not do it?
"Everyone line up, come one by one." A beautiful voice came (the daughter of the Lu family)
Chapter completed!